COSMIC FUDGE is an absurdist web fiction series. In an alien incursion, the turd coats the donuts when the Primordial Earth Protectorate is blasted to kingdom come. With hope fading faster than a fart leaving a fan factory, two former agents are retrieved from their timelines to fight the Ragnarök to end all Ragnaröks.

Meanwhile, a heap of other stuff is happening across the pan cosmos. All of it is seemingly unconnected, but you know how big epics with multiple threads work; it will all culminate in the biggest showdown in the history of Tokyo.

If you are a fan of works like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Galaxy Quest, The Orville, or Les Norton, then COSMIC FUDGE might just be your next great, glorious read! However, be warned: it is served up in a troth full of homage to all things nerdy and laced with more Aussie undertones than a bunch of bad tourism commercials from the 1980's.

[cue the epic guitar solo]

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