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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Human in Yokai Academy

The sudden pain of an impact shot me up from what I thought was a bad nightmare, but as I snapped my eyes awake I got the rude awakening of another dream in the form of a pink-haired girl being on top of me, cold, slightly warm flesh pressing onto my chest.

'Owww, the hell is this?'

'A night terror?'

Looking downwards, I could see two mounds covered tightly by a green suit jacket, but my eyes focused straight into the dazed face of the beautiful girl, strands of her pink hair cascaded down onto me.

'Feels more like the start of a wet dream.'

While on top of me, the girl recovered from her daze. Hopefully she wasn't concussed since it would break the flow of this immersion.

"Oh, I'm sorry… I'm anemic. Sometimes I get dizzy and fall asleep while cycling."

'Call about an irresponsible cyclist. Her voice is cute, she reminds me of someone.'

"Hmm, no problem. Are you okay? Can you get up? This is a bit uncomfortable." 

Indeed, my little brother was already starting to twitch since the tender sensation of her bare thighs was enough to start a reaction from me.

Reacting to my concerned inquiry, she blinked her eyes open, revealing mesmerizing emerald green, taking a long look at me, and truth to be told, I was stunned and charmed at the same time, almost supernaturally because I knew that deep down I wasn't such a big simp for hot girls. 

"You're hurt. Here, let me help you wipe that… blood?" Gasp 

She was quick to get a handkerchief from her vest, and so oblivious that she was seated on my midsection, almost mounting me while stretching to wipe, what I could assume was a graze I had on my face? From what? It's confusing as heck.

"Your blood… Gulp I can smell it…" 

Her face got closer and closer to me, as if she was in a trance, and even her eyes started to glow with an ominous crimson light, irises shaping with a slit in the middle. 

'Now, this is a strange dream. I should cut down on the acid dose.' 

"Hey, I'm all good. Thanks for the concern, but I can take care of any cuts on me."

I protested her help, even moved my hands to her shoulders to push her back, but to my surprise, I couldn't budge her one bit, whatsmore, the intensity of her gaze turned a notch, akin to a obsessive ex-girlfriend now turned yanderee.

"I tell you… I'm fine. Get off… me!" Jackass move, I know, but I actually tried to budge her off me while pushing my pelvis, let me get you a spoiler of what would happen if she forced herself on me with my little friend.

"This scent…" 

Tsk, fine, let's get done with this scenario already.

Hmm?

"It's been years since I last smelled such rich scent of blood. I'm sorry, but I can resist myself." the pink-haired girl, which had all the check-marks for a yandere in my head held my face, rather gently, and approached closer to my lips. 

"You see, I'm actually a vampire." 

She was about to kiss me, and me in my dumb dazed state from whatever voodoo magic she put me under, felt a sting on my neck, as something akin to needles inserted themselves.

'She said that she is a what? Vampire?'

'I know, I was a stupid kid for watching Twilight with my little sister. But this dream, is already turning for the shitters.'

[❗]

A loud ring resounded in my brain out of nowhere. Now what? It wasn't enough that I was about to be sucked dry by a hot vampire gall, I'm about to be summoned by God and then blasted to Hell for the laughs?

[You have successfully taken control over 'Aono Tsukune']

[All of the experiences and memories of the character will be integrated with you.]

[There has been registered a pollution of monster pathogen in your body]

[The existence of the 'Heavenly System' Influence has been registered.]

[The presence of the Sacred Gear 'Annihilation Maker' has been confirmed. Status: Dormant]

[❗]

[Each time the user slays, defeats or subjugates a hostile monster which can be categorized broadly into various races (yokai, devils, angels, dragons, gods), you will gain an enhancement to one of your main attributes.]

With the influx of information and vivid memories, I was rendered motionless that I simply closed my eyes, lying my head down in defeat while ignoring the beautiful girl mounting me as she was sipping her cocktail of plasma and hemoglobin straight from the bio source. 

Good for her, at least I knew this body never touched any substances, alcohol or nicotine. 

But I couldn't care less about my current circumstances, I had it rough since I couldn't get used to the idea of being 'transmigrated'.

'What a sick cosmical joke. Was I abducted by some God in my sleep after I finished playing Hades?'

'Hey, System or whatever, say something. Do I get a guide?'

*Sucking sounds & intense breathing* 

'I want to go home, the heck with this transmigration shit.'

'It's not as if I'm one of those losers who got nothing but their computers, phones and their mom's basement. Only to know the touch of their trusted hand.'

'If you continue ignoring me, once I get the hang of this shitty system, I will delete you.'

*Sucking sounds & intense breathing*

'Well, I think is far better to have a mechanical system, instead of a nagging bullshit trying to steer me into a goal like some puppet on strings.'

'It always exasperated me those novels where the MCs got turned into the slave of their System. Like a rat oblivious that he was stuck into a constant loop.'

Heavy breathing followed by a sudden moan of pleasure

'This bitch and all her sounds. Can't focus on this existential crisis of mine.'

Snapping my eyes wide open, I finally voiced out my thoughts with such sarcasm that it woke this pink-haired mosquito from her dazed state

"I have something else that tastes better than my blood if you suck it. Wanna try it?"

"Ohh, what am I doing! I'm so sorry! I'd never imagine myself doing anything like this. If I weren't so weak…" she was all flustered, and got off me in an instant as if all of her daze vanished in an instant.

I could feel my body recover from whatever vampire binding she put me unconsciously, and getting up myself, I could see the pink-haired girl blushing like a maiden discovering her first love, while her legs were squirming left and right.

Brushing off the dust from my… green school vest, along with my green pants, I was disgusted deep down by this weird combination of colors for a uniform, but it wasn't in my priorities, since I had to survive this first 'scenario'.

As I calmed down, and looking around this desolate forest, the red flowing river not far from us, and with the information granted by the System's Status Window, I could tell that I was inside one of those hentai worlds.

Vampire something and DxD. A mix? I mean, this could be in DxD for all I care since all sort of worlds are combined. Could you believe that in that abomination all pantheons are real?

Heh, if this is real, I might have a chance at meeting Athena, Aphrodite or Hera from Hades Games. Maybe, but not as I am currently. 

'Am I really trash? Why are you so bad, Tsukune-kun?'

[Status Window]

[Name: Aono Tsukune]

[Race: Human (Infected - Shinso Vampire)]

---[Core Stats]---

Strength: F (1/100)

Agility: F (1/100)

Vitality: E (15/100)

Intelligence: C (60/100)

 ---[Supernatural Stats]---

Mana: E (10/100)

Bloodline Purity: 0.01% (Unstable)

Bloodline Control: F (1/100)Sacred Gear: 'Annihilation Maker' - Dormant

Threat Level: F (Human)

'F-tier… man, I will need to be careful in selecting my enemies. This guy has Mythical level of potential with the Sacred Gear.'

'There is room to grow.'

Shifting my gaze back to this girl who as far as I could remember was the female lead in this Vampire anime, I heard her trying the best of making another apology.

"I know, it's bad to drink the blood of other yokai. It is so rude of me. I-I'm so, sorry."

I still give her the silent treatment, walking to take my dropped bag, not far from a bicycle that reminded of models from early 2010s. What picked my curiosity was instead the brochure that was meant for new students attentind the 'Yokai Academy'.

'So stupid. How could an Ultimate-class monster like the Headmaster drop that invitation in the 'human' world.'

'I guess he's bored out of his mind and tries to entertain himself by bringing a human in his realm to see what happens.'

The pink-haired girl had sharp eyes and read the brochure front page, in that moment her green eyes lightened up and trying to break this awkward moment she did a simple inquiry. 

"Are you also attending Yokai Academy?"

"Seems like it. It's my first year, thought. Right?" It wasn't a question back to her, more akin to me being still confused by this newly assumed identity. 

"That's so great! It's my first year too." said the pink-haired girl with a warm smile.

Something about her voice gets me, and she seems to be that bubbly type of girl. She's cute, I'll give her that.

"Hmm, okay?" 

"I have to ask, thought… So, umm, about Vampires. Do you not like them?"

Giving her a scrutinizing look, she began to fidget even more nervously. 

"What's there to hate about Vampires? Comparing to other yokai, your kind is aesthetically pleasing. A bit edgy and cold, but overall, vampires are cool. Your kind is rather powerful. Aren't you?"

She was relieved to hear his answer, and also happy enough that she almost made the mistake of jumping the boy up to take another bite out of him, but braced that instinct when she saw the young boy suddenly take his green vest off, placing it into his bag after carefully folding it, then lessening his black tie while opening his white shirt two buttons.

Soon, she saw how the neatly arranged young boy, transformed into one of those rare humans she saw when studying in the human world in the elementary to junior high. 

A delinquent. 

HIIII 

Nonetheless, she couldn't deny that she felt attracted by this young boy. He assumed the human form of a handsome guy, with black hair, brown eyes and a relatively athletic and slender physique, almost like the human (KPOP) idols she used to watch when little.

"I'll be going, the entrance ceremony will begin at 10:00. It's already 9 AM, and the Academy is far in the distance."

The pink-haired girl stood in place, while Tsukune casually began following the road in the direction of the unknown danger that was Yokai Academy.

'I really don't care if I die. I know for sure I didn't die back home like those pathetic 'Truck-kun' transmigrators with earphones stuck up their asses.'

'However, I don't feel like quitting so soon. At least until I clear this challenge of the bored god who went beyond his graces to grab a gaming addict such as myself.'

"Ahh, wait for me! Let's go together to the entrance ceremony. Can I?"

"Not going to stop you." 

"I'm glad." 

She quickened her pace, and instantly caught up with Tsukune who came face to face again with the supernatural aspects for this young girl. 

'I feel sorry for that poor bike. Could turn into a cool bmx if you tune it around.'

She walked quietly side by side with Tsukune while dragging the bike along with her. Sometimes she was stealing looks of his side profile, and whenever that happened either she would give a slight blush or just fidget like a nervous love-struck girl.

"S-Say, do you think… maybe, you and me, could be friends?"

"Friends? Me and you? Sure, why not? It will be better to start making connections around the academy." 

"That's great! I was feeling really insecure because back home I didn't have any friends, and I was fearful it would repeat here too. Afterall… I am a Vampire."

"Oh, I almost forgot. So silly of me, my name is Akashiya Moka."

She was closing, then opening her hand, there were also some small twitches of her shoulder, as if trying to extend her hand to make the acquaintance, but was one step behind Tsukune as he could already tell she was a nervous wreck, and just talking to him exerted a lot of courage. 

"Pleasure is mine, Aono Tsukune."

For the F-tier human he was, he didn't leave Moka any chances to dodge the hand as he made contact with the frozen hand that remained limp, unsure on how to react.

'Ahh, he smells so good. Just like a human. Snap out of it. How stupid to think a human could attend Yokai Academy.'

'He must be a High-Class Yokai who has his powers sealed just like myself.'

The entrance ceremony was nothing out of ordinary, even for this Yokai Academy. 

New students are introduced to the other students and teachers and the teachers and principal have a chance to talk to the new students. Many of the parents of the new students attend this ceremony, often dressed formally, as a way to show support for their children and to meet some of the other parents and teachers. 

The ceremony marks a new period of the students' lives, as they are now in a new school and at a new stage of life. 

This gathering of students from all the classes was a unique chance for Tsukune to see the extensive amount of fodder he could hunt to increase his stats using the System's function. 

However, being brought back by the homeroom teacher to his designated classroom, Tsukune waited for the rest of students to gather as he managed to claim the prized window seat since he was like a lost duckling behind the beautiful sandy-blonde-haired teacher, curiously asking her questions, mainly related to orientation that pleased 'Shizuka-sensei' to have such a diligent student.

Now, he was lost in thought as his eyes followed the figure of the mature sandy blonde woman, whose hairstyle was styled to have a pair of cat ears, wearing a white blouse, orange short skirt, low heel sandals and her eyes seem to be closed, but her tail was swinging left and right.

[Name: Nekonome Shizuka]

[Threat Level: A(Nekomata)]

 'Wasn't that loli catgirl also a Nekomata? I hope I get the chance to see her, just out of curiosity.'

'Maybe, play with her ears for a bit… probably longer since I love cats.'

'As for the rest of the babes from DxD, wait for me to survive this DLC and I'll let you bask in my Vampire Chad presence while my army of shadow servants carry me.'

'Narcissistic much? Not really. Just curious about my future as Aono Tsukune.'

Minutes passed, and I made use of the System to identity the threat levels of each of my classmates, the average level was C, with some of the young yokai having a threat level of B and only the blue-haired gall with boobs that didn't seem to match her body, staring at me as we speak, being at a threat level A.

'Yes, I'm aware I got you hooked onto my manly scent.'

While I was in my thoughts, I gave the sexy bombshell of a Succubus a small smile that had her react in an instant by blushing a bit.

'Strike. Heh, aren't you pure, Succubus-chan? How could you get all weak from just a smile.'

I mean, I never expected for Tsukune to be quite the hotty.

It left me pleased to see my reflection in the mirror after the entrance ceremony. While I remembered him for a useless, dense wimp, the truth was different. The anime didn't do him justice as the artstyle was behind its time, and clearly the studio focused all their budget on Kurumu's Tits and Moka's legs and panties.

Yet, the blue-haired girl regained her focus back, and with a devious smile as she began to do a small fondle of her breasts, giving him next a wink, before blowing a kiss that stunned me a bit. 

'Have I got charmed by her Succubus powers? Doesn't feel like it, but I have to raise my guard against her, not that I mind if she wants to get a smoke.'

'Look at her, if I mess a bit more with her, what's next, take off your vest and begin to unbutton your shirt?' 

More people were gathering and I was nolonger showering the succubus with my attention, it was their drug, and me taking it away instantly pulled on her switch. Luckly, Shizuka-sensei was still hanging around in the classroom, waiting for everyone to get in the class so she could begin the formal introductions before leaving us to get familiar with the school.

"Alright everyone, attention please. Let's start with an introduction. My name's Shizuka Nekonome, and I'll be your homeroom teacher this year. So then, I'm sure everyone knows this already, but this school was established so that monsters of all origins could attend."

"As you might be aware, the planet is already split in many factions, from the Abrahamic Factions, to the Dharmic Faction, to the East Asian Religions, and I will not exclude the Ancient Factions that have an exclusive dominion over certain territories of the world, such as the Egyptian, Greek and Norse Pantheons."

"Yokai Academy is being sponsored by our Shinto patron gods, Amaterasu-sama and Susanoo-sama, and it was established with the purpose of teaching young Yokai to learn how to mingle and coexist in peace with humans, leaving the small dimension pockets that we call our home.

Which brings us to Academy Rule #1 

And now, Rule #2: 

Everyone got that? Now, everyone be sure and follow that rule, okay? Otherwise, if you're caught , you'll risk being penalized with more homework!"

It wasn't surprising per se, this part of the anime I remembered, especially now as I was living it, it came back more vividly in my head as if my brain decided to do the best thing it could do to help and bring back memories of all the 'useless' material I watched back in my school days.

Most students in the room were keen to follow them, but the big idiot in the room, who I didn't care about his name, had to break all the cohesion around them monsters.

"You are Saizo Komiya-kun, right?"

"Teach why can't we just eat all the humans? I could start with the cute human girls."

"Araaa, how silly... Don't worry into running into any humans here! All the faculty and staff are yokai just like you. Besides, this academy has been established in the domain of Mikogami-sama. No human has even entered his domain without his awareness and acceptance."

"However, if by chance any human wanders inside... they will be... (Ohh you're taking your time for dramatic effect, I can see what you're doing Shizuka-sensei, but for your cute ears, stop it. I really don't care)

... They will be killed right on the spot!"

"You say that and all, but I swear I've been smelling human this whole time."

Hearing him say that, I just shrugged, as if I wasn't the human. Yet, it was just in time for the heroine to barge in and rescue her damsel in distress (me).

"Oh...! I'm s-sorry! Sorry I'm late. I got lost in the halls after the ceremony and..."

"It's all right. Just take any empty seat."

'What a polite girl, like that human boy right there pulling on a poker face.'

"Thanks." said Moka as she gave off this 'gleaming' effect for all the simps to start salivating. 

"Wh-who is that??"

"That silky hair! Those eyes."

"Whoa, she's so pretty. It can't be a disguise... She's just too... too... BEAUTIFUL (unison)" 

 "MY entire life is suddenly worthwhile!!!"

Heh, excluding myself. Sigh, I'm not simping, passed that stage 5 years ago. 

I was seated, trying my best not to give the Uchiha-vibe, all brooding, but the empty seat, so 'casuality' make it was behind me. 

"Huh? Tsukune...? Ahhh, it's you, Tsukune. How wonderfull. You don't know how happy I feel now that we're in the same class!!!" said Moka as she went to get me up and pull me into an tight embrace that managed to trigger a tongue click from behind her, that was completly ignored.

"Calm down, Moka-chan. You're making a whole commotion now for no reason. Besides, are you trying to hurt me?" I said as I patted her back gently, while whispering into her ear, one of my concerns.

"Ehh? What do you mean, Tsukune-kun? Why would anyone want to hurt you?" remarked Moka, oblivious of the death glares I was getting, while the System was going crazy with red window alerts as it sensed hostile energies around me. 

"Holding and embracing a cute girl like you, for them, I can only recieve a death setence. Now, please, have a seat and calm down."

Moka complied with me, even blushing when she heard me call her cute, and walking to her seat, behind me, she percieved a glare from the blue-haired girl, who muttered behind her breath 'You're dead!'

[Name: Moka Akashiya]

[Threat Level: C(Shinso Vampire)]

Yet, socially awkward Moka, thought she was greeting her collegue. 

Meanwhile, the Butato next to me, licked his lips revealing the orc-like tusks that protruded as he stared at Moka's behind.

[Name: Saizou Komiya]

[Threat Level: C(Butato)] (A/N: Japan Orc)

'I'm sure, I'll have to face this netorare champion. But it will have to wait until afterschool or next day.'

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