September first had arrived. Happy first-graders, smiling and having fun, were heading to school (they didn't yet know what awaited them). Meanwhile, the high schoolers walked with expressions as if a Kamaz truck had run over them.
Their beloved class, which they loved (some of them), decided that they once again had to ruin the most beautiful assembly. The principal, like the other teachers, didn't want 11-D to show up at school, but their prayers went unheard. So, here is their plan on how to ruin the assembly. Let's read.
The Abortions
8:00 AM
Lumine
"Okay, Venti, Tartaglia, Kaeya, Thoma, Albedo—basically, whoever wants to do some dumb shit, join us!"
Venti
"Lum, we don't have your home address."
Lumine
"I'll DM it to you. So, who's coming?"
Tartaglia
"Ventis, where are we meeting and at what time?"
Venti
"8:40 at the 'Three Cups of Coffee' cafe."
Kaeya
"Thanks, bro."
It was already 8:50, and these idiots were late. Lumine was already angry, and Aether was trying to calm her down. Finally, there was the long-awaited ring at the door. As soon as Lumine heard it, she bolted, and Aether was left in shock.
The door opened, revealing a lot of people, and Lume saw her three friends. "Venti, is this our class?" Lume asked.
"Yep! Anyway, will you let us in?" Venti shouted.
Once they entered, Lume dragged them to her room. But Aether was waiting for them.
"Hello, and who are you?" Aether began to ask.
"Your class," Tort replied.
"Okay, dammit, put on the dresses/skirts. I'm gonna text Kazuha now," Lume said.
"Okay," they all replied.
Chat: Kazu 🫠 / Lumka 🌸
"Kazuha, come to street **, number **"
"Fine. Wait for me."
Another ring at the door, and Aether went to open it.
"Kazuha?!" Aether said, surprised.
"Yes, yes, hi Aether. May I come in?" Kazuha asked.
"Yeah."
Aether started asking why the hell Kazuha had come, and he replied that Lumine had texted him. Aether was shocked—why text Kazuha? You don't know, and I don't know either. But they reached the door to Lumi's room. Aether opened the door, and there...
"LUMINE, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
There were the guys, wearing makeup and dressed in fucking dresses and skirts.
"What's wrong?"
"Well, you know, you don't see your classmates in dresses and skirts every day."
"This awaits you too."
"Whaaaaaat?!" Kazu and Aether said together.
"Deal with it," Venti replied.
They managed to get Aether and Kazuha into skirts, and Lume did their makeup. A bit of light makeup, and they were beauties. They were bribed with chocolate bars (I would have agreed too).
The Assembly
9:50 AM
The assembly was about to begin. Almost the whole class was standing there. 9:55 AM. The assembly started. The principal's speech. What could go wrong, you ask? Some idiots were running there. Everyone was in shock. Those idiots turned out to be 11-D. The rest of the class was in total shock.
"This... What is this?" Mr. Zhongli asked.
When Tort saw the homeroom teacher, he immediately... fell in love?
The teacher was very handsome. He looked like a prince from a fairy tale. Long black hair, the ends of which were orange, was tied in a ponytail. Zhongli was tall, and his eyes... they were the color of ancient Cor Lapis stone. They were beautiful eyes that one could look into forever and drown in. The teacher wore glasses, but how they completed the look cannot be described in words.
"Just like that, Mr. Zhongli," Lumi said.
"Go take your places," the teacher said with a sigh.
"Okay," Tort said.
The foursome went to the back where no one would hear them.
"Guys, he is so... so awesome. I want him to fuck me in every hole, dammit. And did you hear his voice? It's so pleasant, I'm ready to listen to it forever."
"Tort, what's wrong with you?" the foursome asked him.
"I dunno."
That was only the beginning. The kids had planned something bigger.
"A PIGEON THERE DECIDED HE'S 1000-7, DAMMIT!" Tort shouted.
"WHERE?" Kaeya asked.
Then those idiots ran to the center where the pigeon was.
"NOOOOOOOO, PIGEON, I WILL LAY A FREE COFFIN FOR YOU!" Hu Tao shouted on her knees.
Lumine, Tartaglia, Kaeya, and Venti's reaction was: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Some teachers were laughing at them. But Zhongli was already ashamed. When the pigeon was buried, they went back to the class.
When the assembly ended, they went to the classroom.
"Students, this is not serious. You are in the 11th grade; you must set a proper example, not this," the teacher began.
The class was silent.
"Alright. Now, seat assignments and textbooks, then you will go home. But Hu Tao, Xiao, and Ganyu, please stay behind. Alright?"
"Alright," they replied in unison.
"So, let's begin."
First row, first desk: Tartaglia and Lumine.
First row, second desk: Kaeya and Diluc.
First row, third desk: Kokomi and Sara.
First row, fourth desk: Ganyu and Keqing.
First row, fifth desk: Venti.
Second row, first desk: Hu Tao and Yanfei.
Second row, second desk: Chongyun and Xingqiu.
Second row, third desk: Rosaria and Barbara.
Second row, fourth desk: Lyney and Freminet.
Second row, fifth desk: Lynette.
Third row, first desk: Kazuha and Scaramouche.
Third row, second desk: Albedo.
Third row, third desk: Lisa and Jean.
Third row, fourth desk: Sethos.
Third row, fifth desk: Xiao and Aether.
"Alright, everyone change seats."
After they had moved, the homeroom hour began. At 12:00 PM, the homeroom hour ended.
"Students, go to the library and collect your textbooks," the teacher said tiredly.
"Okay," the whole class replied.
So they went to the library to get their textbooks and saw the first-graders going home happy. The class felt sorry for them because they didn't know what would happen next.
But they won't get there peacefully, right? Right—some guys from class 11-G saw 11-D. Class G started approaching D. They were sworn enemies. The new students didn't know this. Some guy approached Aether, started insulting him, and hit him. Aether was in shock. Lume was shocked—why was someone hitting her brother? After all, she should be the one beating him up. She approached the guy and kicked him in the balls. That piece of shit was shocked, fell down, and started crying because now his balls were mashed potatoes. Everyone was in shock. Lumine started beating him with her hands and feet, shouting things like:
"How dare you hit my brother!!!!?"
She beat him up until there wasn't a single spot left on him. Class G was shocked by life, and class D started beating them. They beat them until they lost consciousness somehow (I don't know how). Then 11-D went to the library. They took their textbooks and left.
"Guys, how about a party at my place at 5:00 PM?" Tartaglia asked.
"Are you filthy rich or something?" Lumine asked.
"Yes."
"No shit," the whole class said.
"Why are you bullying me? 😭😭😭😭😭"
"Yes."
"No shit," Tartaglia replied with an awesome comeback, and everyone was shocked.
"Anyway, I'll be waiting."
And Tartaglia walked off into the sunset.
5:00 PM
Everyone was at Ajax's place. There was a party, booze, and they played spin the bottle. But the normal ones left the center and went to a quiet place. They started saying that those guys were fags and why was it so loud.
It was already 8:00 PM. Aether left with the other normal ones, and they started saying goodbye.
"Bye, I was glad to meet you all! ^^"
"Us too."
And so they went their separate ways. Aether was walking calmly, minding his own business, and decided to stop at a store to buy some sour gummy candies (I love them! ^^). He entered the store, luckily he had money with him. He filled a whole basket. There were groceries, Cola, Sprite, gummies, and candy. He went to the checkout, paid, and remembered his homework.
Thoughts
I still need to do homework... Whatever, I'll copy it.
Aether left the store. He was walking and walking, and then Valera the hobo asked for some vodka. Aether felt sorry for him and gave him 200 for vodka. After he walked about 10 meters away, someone called out to him.
"Aether? Aether!" the stranger shouted.
"Huh?"
Aether turned around; it was Albedo with a little girl.
"Aether, what are you doing here?" Albedo asked.
"Just stopped by the store and met Valera the hobo."
"I see."
"Big brother Albedo, when are we going home?" the girl asked in a cute and naive voice.
"Klee, can you wait a little bit? In exchange, I'll give you a chocolate bar."
"Okay! ^^" she replied in that same voice.
"By the way, Aether, meet Klee. My younger sister," Albedo suddenly said.
"Hi, Klee! ^^" Aether replied.
"Hello! Your name is Aether, right?"
"Yes, you're right. Do you want a piece of candy?"
"Big brother Albedo, may I?" she suddenly asked her brother.
"Of course, Klee, but you don't have to ask my permission," the boy explained to the girl.
"Okay."
Aether gave Klee a candy, and she became even happier. they talked for 10 minutes and went their separate ways.
° Aether's POV °
I was walking home. And replaying this fragment in my head. In Albedo's place, I remembered my late mother, and in Klee's place, I saw myself and Lume. Mom was always kind and calm, always there to help. I guess I really did take after her. Everyone she knew said the same thing: 'Aether, you're the spitting image of your mother.' Mom died with Dad in a car accident. They said they died on the spot because of a drunk driver. When I remember this, I feel like crying.
° Fragment from the past... °
A — Aunt. Ae — Aether. L — Lumine. D — Dad. M — Mom. U — Uncle. Dr — Doctor.
A — "Aether, Lumine, come here." We obediently ran over with my sister. U — "Do you remember what day it is today?" he asked. Ae — "Of course I remember. Lumine and I are turning 10, and today Mom and Dad are coming home." A and U — "Haha, what's true is true."
That day, my sister and I were waiting for Mom and Dad. Suddenly, the phone rang. M — "Ann, put my children on." A — "Aether, Lumine, come here, someone wants to talk to you." My sister and I ran and put it on speaker so we could hear together what our parents were saying.
M — "Aether, Lumine, today you've become a year older. You've become even more beautiful than before. May only luck and happiness follow you. My dear, beloved children. I'll give the phone to your father now." D — "Hello Lumine, Aether." L and Ae — "Hi, Daddy!" D — "Today, my dear children have become older than before. You are our pride, Mom's and mine. And all we want for you is happiness and health, as well as good friends and your significant others." Ae and L — "Ew, Dad, why do we need those significant others?" D — "We used to say the same thing with Mom, and now look what we have. Alright, goodbye our children, we'll only be able to arrive the day after tomorrow." A — "Alright. Goodbye."
On that day, many people congratulated us.
Then came the day when Mom and Dad were supposed to arrive. We were all waiting for them. Suddenly the phone rang, and my aunt and uncle ran to it. Dr — "Hello, Anastasia, we found your number. Who are you to Lia Taiyo and Akito Taiyo?" A — "Hello. Who is this?" Dr — "I am a doctor, please answer the question." A — "I am Lia's sister." Dr — "Unfortunately, we must inform you of sad news. Your sister died in an accident with her husband." A and U — "What...?" Dr — "They died on the spot. We are sorry for your loss..."
We only found out about this 4 years later...
° Present Time °
° Aether's POV °
* Remembering this, tears well up in my eyes and questions arise like:
Why? How did it happen? Why did my aunt and uncle hide this from us?
In any case, it doesn't matter, but I'm already in tears; I need to get home faster. And I ran straight through. There's the house... I take out the keys and open the door. Warmth immediately wafts out, but I put the bag in the hallway and went to the bathroom to wash my hands and my face. After 12 minutes, I came out. The clock showed 9:00 PM. I went to the hallway, took the bag, and went to the kitchen. I put all the groceries in their places. I took the gummies and went to the room. It feels comfortable here. I put the pack of gummies in the nightstand. And I went to my sister's room, took her backpack. Back in my room, I started doing homework. It turns out they give homework at the end of the year, and I was surprised by that. I went to a site with answers and started writing in my notebook. It was already 9:30 PM. I took my sister's notebooks and started copying too. I checked the time on my phone—10:00 PM. I packed our backpacks and went to take a shower and brush my teeth. At 10:10 PM, the door opened. It's good that I've already washed. I went to check who it was.
'Why am I not surprised?' I asked myself. Lumka was saying incoherent words. I took her to her room and went to the kitchen to take headache pills—2 of them—and a glass of water. Entering my sister's room, I saw that she was asleep. I put them on her table and went to the bathroom for an extra basin, in case she vomited.
And I turned out to be right, because in the morning Lumine had puked up almost a whole basin. But anyway, it doesn't matter, because I love her. *
° End of Aether's POV °