Chapter 43: One-Punch Duck Bronya! The Nightmare of Every Newbie!
Kiana's smugness didn't last long, as the subsequent plot of the game caused her face to collapse into a "grumpy cat" expression once again!
[The mecha rampaged, taking down a vast number of enemies. However, because Kiana accidentally pressed the self-destruct button, it nearly resulted in the destruction of the machine and the death of the pilot...]
This scene in the plot, combined with the dark face of the real-life Kiana playing the game, instantly filled the live stream with a cheerful atmosphere!
[Pffft, hahaha!!]
[No, brothers, my stomach hurts from laughing so much!]
[I couldn't help but laugh out loud in class and got a fierce glare from my teacher!]
[Brothers, check this out—I just went to give my boss some documents and found him laughing out loud too!]
At this moment, Kiana truly had the urge to smash the controller!
"Su Mu!!!"
That damned Su Mu, writing me as such a big idiot! This lady is going to die of anger!
Outside the studio, Su Mu couldn't help but laugh out loud either. Beside him, Bronya turned her head away, covering her mouth with her hand, but her trembling shoulders betrayed her; she was currently laughing hysterically on the inside.
Yes, this is it! This is the one!
Su Mu clenched his fist, feeling that all his hard work over the past few months had paid off in an instant! He wanted to see these real-life prototypes of the characters make all sorts of faces while playing the game! Kiana's current look was simply too entertaining! It made all his long hours of work worthwhile!
I'm moved to tears, everyone!
Bronya coughed a few times to calm her emotions. "Is this what you arranged?"
Su Mu nodded. "What do you think?"
Bronya gave a silent thumbs-up; clearly, she was extremely satisfied with this scene. Would there be a psychological burden for bullying poor "Tuna"? Sorry, Bronya didn't have a single shred of burden; she even wanted to turn up the intensity! (Stifling a laugh).
"Wait, wait, wait! Sister Kiana! You can't smash the controller! We're live!!"
"Oh my~ things have certainly become interesting now~"
Pardofelis went through a lot of trouble to finally snatch the controller back from Kiana's hands. Elysia, acting like a spectator who didn't mind things getting bigger, didn't forget to offer a few comments on the side. A huffing Kiana sat down indignantly, turning her head away to show she was truly angry!
[Stream accident?]
[WWW this is killing me, it fits the persona too well!]
[Innate streaming talent? This stream is too explosive!]
[Is there a script? What kind of script could be this realistic!]
Kiana's "genuine revelation of feelings" and Pardo's intervention undoubtedly pushed the heat of the stream to a new peak. They had originally thought today's stream would be a simple gameplay tutorial. Who knew there would be so much "content"? The company president, Kiana, personally played the game, got triggered by the in-game Bronya, and nearly caused a broadcast accident?
This was way too interesting! What kind of god-tier person designed this live stream behind the scenes? In this day and age, you can lack anything but "content"—the Honkai 3rd stream, with its absurd comedic timing, triggered yet another wave of popularity.
Netizens were spreading the word, sharing the link in various groups with catchy recommendations:
— "You don't have to play Honkai 3rd, but you must come and see the miHoYo President's live mental breakdown!" — "Shocking! The miHoYo President actually became a dog in public on launch day!" — "A beautiful girl President's live madness—are you sure you don't want to see this?"
This wave didn't just pull the Honkai 3rd viewership to an incredible height; it also made Kiana Kaslana go viral! Although Su Mu was the one pulling the strings behind the scenes, the root cause was that Kiana was simply too good for "entertainment value"!
Kiana's antics in the stream made Raiden Mei, who was watching, feel extremely nervous.
"I should have taken the day off to participate in the stream... That girl Kiana isn't going to ruin the whole thing, is she?" Raiden Mei couldn't help but worry about that "idiot Tuna"; it was precisely because they were best friends that she knew exactly how unreliable Kiana could be!
After Kiana's commotion, it took a while for Pardo to finally resume the plot.
[The trio reached the bridge control room, but Bronya discovered that the Selene had no protective measures at all. Furthermore, inside the main control computer, there was an email addressed to Kiana: "Dear Kiana, hello! This battleship, the Selene, is finally being handed over to you after fourteen years."]
["You will ascend the throne and reshape the new world. But before that, you need to find four keys: the Conquest Lightning, the Gem of Haste, the Desire Storm, and Serene Death. By the way, the navigation password is your birthday!"]
Learning that this giant battleship was a gift for Kiana from someone left the viewers in the stream shocked.
[Bronya mentioned earlier that the Selene is related to Anti-Entropy, right? So it's a gift from Anti-Entropy to Kiana?]
[It seems the main plot is clear! The goal of the game is to find those four keys!]
[Obtain the four keys, make Kiana the Queen, and lead humanity to defeat the Honkai?]
[I feel like it won't be that simple, but I know this world-building must be massive!]
The viewers in the chat began discussing chirping.
"As for what's really going on between the Selene and Kiana, Pardo doesn't know yet either~" Pardofelis replied to the chat with a grin. She wasn't lying; although the production of Honkai 3rd was moving fast, they were far from the moment the mysteries would be revealed.
[Bronya entered Kiana's birthday and successfully obtained navigation authority. Just as Kiana, Mei, and Himeko on the comms breathed a sigh of relief, a sudden change occurred!]
[The giant robot beside Bronya, Project Bunny 19C, turned an eerie black!]
["Biological chip anomaly detected. Overriding emergency activation. Rebooting. Switching to elimination mode. Eliminate all surrounding enemies."]
[Cold words escaped Bronya's lips. She was covered in black armor, and her eyes turned an emotionless red! Even red markings appeared on her face!]
Cold, heartless, and powerful—the sudden "darkening" of Bronya stunned the audience! While everyone was in shock, Kiana suddenly slammed the table as if she had thought of something!
"Wait! Bronya turned black? Isn't that... 'Zhou Hei Ya' (Black Duck)!" (T/N: Zhou Hei Ya is a famous Chinese snack brand specializing in braised duck).
Pardofelis: "?" Elysia: "♫~♩~" Su Mu: "Zhou Hei Ya, please settle your advertising fees, thank you." Bronya: "..." Bronya: "(ᗜ˰ᗜ)"
She reached out and gave Su Mu's waist a vicious pinch!
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