"Sister Xiaowu, hurry up, don't keep the teacher waiting."
Originally, it should have been Xiao Wu calling him "brother," but now it's Tang San calling him "sister." Congratulations! Tang San's tone was stiff, clearly indicating that he was very unwilling to call a six-year-old child "elder sister."
In Holy Soul Village, Tang San was ostracized. He always had a stern face and would hide on the hillside to play, not fitting in at all.
At first, his friends thought Tang San was lacking love. He lost his mother at a young age, and his biological father was an alcoholic. Everyone felt sorry for him and was willing to play with him.
Later, it was discovered that Tang San wasn't lacking in love; he was lacking in common sense.
Over time, nobody wanted to talk to him anymore.
"Sister Xiaowu doesn't care about him at all. If it weren't for the dean, forget it, let's go, it's too much trouble."
Xiao Wu was wearing a pink mini-skirt, with white stockings over her slender legs, and a pair of rabbit ears on her head. Her long scorpion braid swung back and forth behind her.
Over the past year, Xiao Wu has become a prominent figure at the Notting City Junior Soul Master Academy.
Her cultivation speed is astonishing. With her strength, Xiao Wu is already capable of going to an intermediate-level Soul Master Academy. However, considering that she is too young and going to an intermediate-level Soul Master Academy might expose her, she plans to go in five years.
"Teacher, we're here."
Yu Xiaogang's room was not large, and the teachers in the academy were not fond of this master who had been freeloading for more than ten years.
Is it reasonable for a master to have been eating and drinking for free and doing nothing for so many years?
Who is Master Yu?
His shamelessness is unmatched; he wants to eat and drink for free and teach students? Impossible! What right does a bunch of good-for-nothings have to be taught by Master Yu?
I will not teach those who are not born with full soul power or top-tier martial soul practitioners!
A few years ago, Master Yu learned that a super genius had emerged in his family. He shamelessly ran back to the sect and asked Yu Yuanzhen to let him teach Yu Tianming.
Upon hearing this, Yu Yuanzhen was furious. How could he entrust his precious grandson to Master Yu?
Undeterred by the rejection, Master Yu left the sect and went to Blue Tyrant Academy, believing that with his extraordinary talent, he could surely win over Yu Tianming.
Liu Erlong was very excited to see Yu Xiaogang return. She thought Yu Xiaogang had come to his senses. Little did she know that Master Yu only wanted to take Yu Tianming away. Liu Erlong was just a pretty skeleton.
Yu Tianming himself was not interested in Yu Xiaogang, but he was too embarrassed to refuse, after all, he was Yu Xiaogang's uncle.
For months, Yu Xiaogang pestered Yu Tianming every day until someone finally couldn't take it anymore. In a fit of anger, Poison Douluo Dugu Bo took Yu Xiaogang to Sunset Forest, hung him up, and whipped him for three days and three nights.
Yu Xiaogang disappeared after that, and no one knows where he went.
"Yu Tianming, you will regret this. Xiao San has twin martial souls and is born with full soul power. With my guidance, he will soon surpass you."
Lost in his daydream, Yu Xiaogang seemed to see Yu Tianming kneeling and begging to be accepted as a disciple, only to be rejected.
Knock knock knock!
"The mistress is here?"
"Come in."
The middle-aged master, who reeked of grease, straightened his clothes. He had been observing Xiao Wu for a long time. She was born with full soul power, her martial soul was the Soft Bone Rabbit, and her cultivation speed was even faster than Tang San's. Such a genius should become his disciple.
"Hello Master! Wow, you've gained weight again in just a few days."
Xiao Wu skipped into the room. She had seen the greasy master in front of her many times. Her grandfather from the academy had warned her to stay away from Yu Xiaogang and not to believe anything he said.
"Ahem, the food in the cafeteria has been pretty good lately, so I ate a little more."
"Xiao Wu, I've been observing you for a long time."
As expected of a master, he turned his back to Xiao Wu and Tang San and said in a profound and enigmatic manner.
"Oh? Observing me? Hmm, Master, you don't have any bad habits, do you?"
"Pornography is illegal. If I go to the Spirit Hall's enforcement team, I'll go to jail."
Xiao Wu retreated to the doorway, looking wary.
"You have innate full soul power, but your martial soul is the Soft Bone Rabbit."
"I've looked up a lot of information. The Soft Bone Rabbit is a useless martial soul, just like the Blue Silver Grass. Under normal circumstances, it's impossible for a Soft Bone Rabbit to have innate full soul power unless the martial soul mutates."
"I have observed your battles with others. Your martial soul has not mutated. After ruling out all possibilities, I have concluded that you, like Xiao San, possess twin martial souls."
The master did not turn around; he gazed at the beautiful scenery outside the window and analyzed it slowly and deliberately.
"Huh? You're saying Sister Xiaowu's little rabbit is a useless martial spirit?"
Xiao Wu's expression darkened.
"Well, the number of Soft Bone Rabbits is second only to Blue Silver Grass. More than 99% of Soft Bone Rabbits are less than 100 years old. Thousand-year-old Soft Bone Rabbits are extremely rare, and ten-thousand-year-old Soft Bone Rabbits are unheard of. It can be seen that the bloodline of Soft Bone Rabbits is not high. However, I believe that there are only useless Soul Masters, not useless Martial Souls. Even a Soft Bone Rabbit with a useless Martial Soul can cultivate to the title of Douluo as long as it is willing to work hard."
The master slowly turned around, his tone impassioned.
Tang San nodded repeatedly, "What the teacher said is really good."
Just as the master was feeling triumphant, a pink figure rushed towards him.
"Bang!"
The master suffered a severe chest injury, and the chair behind him shattered into pieces. He clutched his chest, unable to cry out in pain.
"Wow, Master, you're so weak."
Xiao Wu jumped back to her original spot, clapped her hands, and laughed loudly.
"Xiao Wu, are you... Teacher, are you alright?"
Tang San pointed at Xiao Wu, seemingly wanting to say something but then stopping himself; her adorable appearance made it impossible for him to be cruel.
Not far from the room!
Tang Hao, dressed in a black robe, was speechless. What an unreliable master! Is it really okay to let him teach a mistress?
On the other side, Arou, who was hiding in the shadows to protect Xiaowu, blushed. Xiaowu was getting cuter and cuter.
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