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Chapter 6 - A barbecue

Mr. L looked at the huge barbecue they had going outside.

Mr L: What the hell are you doing?

Turmoil: Food.

Devil: How do you know if you can't see?

Turmoil: I'm blind, not disabled.

MX brings 50 kilos of corpses.

MX: I brought the food!

Lord X: And I'll bring the drinks!

Mr L: But that's a va-

Furnance: I'M WAITING FOR PIECES OF SHIT-!!!

Starved: BRING IT NOW, I'M STARVING TO DEATH!

IHY: Like your homeland.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

Turmoil: What am I eating?

MX: That's a Tails leg.

Xeno: Can I have a Whisper liver and a Jet arm?

Furnance: Here you go, bro -hands the order

Mr L: These chicken ribs are delicious!

Starved: They're falcon ribs!

Fleet: I thought that Jet was a chicken!

Lord X: Let me eat in peace, points!

Furnance: LEMUR LUNGS ARE COMING OUT!!!

Corrupt: HEY, I WANT THOSE!!!

Needlemouse: HEY FRIENDS, HOW ARE YOU!?

Faker: WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE!?

Majin: How did you get these?

Starved: We went hunting for Corrupt's replica!

Corrupt: We should have brought a few crocodiles!

Mr L: Wasn't it an alligator?

IHY: -blows fire on its meat- Whatever!

Rewrite: CORPSE FIGHT!!!

Turmoil: What the- -gets punched with a roasted arm

Stanley: TAKE THIS!!! -throws a liver

Lord X: I'm outta here -teeps off

Furnance: DON'T WASTE MY FOOD

Devil: Time to get some kills -pulls out his katana from who knows where

Diablo: DID SOMEONE SAY CHAOS!?

MX: No

GB: PASS THE EGGS AND RIBS!!!

Starved: What the hell?

Fleet: What am I doing here?

Satanos: No idea

Dictador: Stealing food

Needlemouse: Never changes -grabs Faker

Faker: SAVE ME!!!

Soul Tails: What are we doing here?

Soul Knux: You expect me to know?

Fleet: I ALREADY SAID THAT, STAKE!!!

Soul Tails: WHO ARE YOU CALLING STAKE!?

Soul Eggman: I HAVE THE MASTER PLAN!!!

Furnance: Bro, this isn't the time.

Corrupt: Nah, let him continue. -eats a Rouge head like cotton candy.

Sunky: Anyone got me some food?

Majin: Here, little one. -gives him a caramel apple.

Xeno: Where did you get that?

Corrupt: He did a Krico from the "They are chewing me" thing, pulled it out of his-

Majin: No! -knocks her out.

Fatal/Satanos: HAME-HAME

Everyone: Excuse me, what?

Fatal/Satanos: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<

¡¡¡PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Needlemouse and Faker stare at everyone lying on the floor, looking like they've been through the wringer.

Faker: ......

Needlemouse: smiles - Want to eat them?

Faker: -prays softly- Satan, save me

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