GET UP!!!
TARARARARARARARARARARAN!!!
GB: SHUT UP, MAJIN!!!
The monochrome one sighed in annoyance; he needed to remind Lord X to leave Majin tied up in the mornings.
He slid out of bed-
GB: WHAT THE HELL!?
He landed face-first on the floor after falling from the ceiling.
Sanic: Skill Issue
Satanos: -Sipping his morning coffee- How's it going?
GB: Since when do you drink coffee?
Satanos: Why do you think my eyes are like this?
GB: Good point.
He got up and went straight into the kitchen of the mansion.
Curse and Diablo were preparing breakfast for everyone.
Curse: But Majin hates Mobian meat.
Turmoil: I said put it in, end of discussion.
Curse: Yeah, right. -He puts it aside-
Diablo: -Grills some Tails-
The monochrome sat down in a chair and took a cup of coffee.
Curse: Good morning!
GB: You wish. -He looks around- Where did everyone go?
Diablo: Luna kidnapped them and took them to a server full of idiots.
GB: Aren't you one?
Diablo: Yes, but unlike the other useless people, I actually killed the blue rat.
Just then, Luther and Lucas came in and sat down.
Curse: Bad night?
Lucas: You think so?
The two victims were more wrecked than Ace in One Piece.
Luther: Any plans for today?
GB: Luna and most of them aren't here.
Diablo: hey, how about we hook up?
Turmoil: Dude, not all of us are gay.
Luther: And I don't want Lilith to think I'm cheating on her daughter.
GB: wait, YOU'RE DATING HER DAUGHTER?!
Luther: Yep.
Turmoil: Hell yeah, spread the word!
After finishing his coffee, GB went to the mansion's garden where he found Coronation Day and Eyeless Daisy lying on the ground.
GB: What are you doing?
Coronation Day: SMOKING MARIJUANA
Eyeless: I think I'm watching Stan Lee
GB: It was potent
The monochrome walked to the pool where L Is Real and Sink were playing Smash
L Is Real: -Bubbles-
Sink: -Bubbles-
GB ignored them as usual and let himself fall into the pool
But instead of falling into the water, he appeared in a puddle of black ink elsewhere
His world, based on Golden Land from Super Mario Land 2, with no color other than black, white, and gray
And lying there like a zombie was Christine, his creator and first victim
She didn't look like the Hollywood actress she appeared to be outside
Inside GB's world, she retained the last appearance she had before being murdered
Disfigured face, dislocated jaw, gouged-out eyes, arms Twisted and legs bent inwards
Christine: Where did NMI and Costume balls go?
GB: They tried to get the rights again
Christine: They couldn't be any more stupid
The programmer's body levitated from the ground and spun in the air
GB: And now what do you do :v?
Christine: I'm waiting for Sarah and Abandoned to get back so we can play Ouija boards.
GB: But we're all possessed, or we're all THE DEVIL, DUDE.
Devil: -breaks a window- yo whatssap.
GB: Not you, idiot. -kicks him back-
Several hours later
Christine was lying on the floor with a lot of sem- I mean, black ink oozing from her body.
Even though she and GB had reconciled years ago, she still needed to be tortured so her soul wouldn't pass on to the afterlife.
GB turned around and did the same thing he did before in the pool, only this time...
GB: JDWIYFBHAFEWNHLFWUÑVIWFNEADSUDFYIR| Furnance: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE POT OF OIL!?
Maker: OUR TORTILLAS!!!
A few moments later
Mr. Virtual: Did you look at John Cena or what?
GB: -I Hate You 2.0 Mode- My brother threw me in the lava.
IHY: Listen here, you son of a bitch! -insults him while beatboxing-
Wacky: Want a lollipop? -offers him a lollipop-
GB: Awesome! -takes it and shoves it in his mouth-
Sunky: I want one too 🥺
Wacky: Aw, of course, here you go. -gives him a lollipop-
Sunky: -happy dance-
Maker: NEWS: Orgy on Sunday in Las Vegas
Corrupt: SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Xeno: Oh shit, here we go again.
SALLY_ALT: Oh well. Time to buy condoms.
GB: Holy shit-