100 points for a can of cola, and it vanished in an instant.
Despite the one-per-person purchase limit, the numbers were dropping rapidly.
First, it was 600 cans.
Then, I increased the quantity and sold 6,000.
I had spent points, but it didn't really matter.
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'After all, living doesn't require that many points.'
It costs less than 10 points a day for food, clothing, and shelter.
It's true that a legendary weapon costs 5 million points... but would I ever have a reason to buy one?
For an Admin, cola for gallery activities is far more important than a legendary weapon.
I logged into the gallery to see if everyone liked the cola.
Post Title: 'A God'
Admin
Upvotes 3991 Downvotes 2
ㄴFor real lol ㄴCola << Isn't this guy the real God? ㄴWhat nonsense, the Admin who brought it is God lol ㄴWhat world did the Admin come from to bring something like this? ㄴIsn't it just an ability? ㄴWho knows lol ㄴIs this a common food in another world? ㄴlol He brought it so casually, it must be common ㄴA world where everyone casually does drugs? lol Is this real? ㄴThe gallery atmosphere has totally changed lol ㄴYou think differently after drinking cola, for real lol ㄴThis is hypnosis lol for real ㄴWhat's cola? (Seriously don't know) ㄴYou've missed out on life, for real ㄴlol lol lol You poor bastard lol ㄴIs it that good? ㄴYeah, in my 280 years of life, it's the most thrilling drink ㄴF*ck lol ㄴA grandpa who's lived 280 years, wouldn't everything be thrilling? ㄴGet out lol
Post Title: Nonsense about the Admin selling cola
Who else would post something like this if not the Admin? Who knows, maybe he's making it in some remote mountain village. A product crafted this precisely, in a remote village? Our dwarves are amazed. We're impressed by the aluminum crafting tech, for real lol With tech like this, a remote village? Was he sealed away or something lol Looks hard to even bring something like this without the Admin lol
Post Title: Admin << What the hell is this guy?
Pick out the malicious users as sub-admins, no problem. Just quietly gallery-ing. Every time he does something, content explodes, for real lol.
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ㄴThe Admin is God lol ㄴFrom the Auction House to cola lol ㄴNext, he's gonna bring something ridiculous, right? ㄴNah, come on lol
'Something ridiculous, huh.'
Looking at the weapon list, there are guns too.
Even the famous AK series from the Middle East is only 15 points. Ammo is 1 point for 30 rounds.
Wait, is this for real? Guns are this cheap?
I should never sell guns to others.
There's even a nuclear bomb in there. I have no intention of buying something like that.
Where would I even fire it if I bought it?
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'I'd rather sell other foods.'
There are still plenty of items left.
If I had something else to sell next, it would probably be chicken.
There's no fried chicken here.
Going a step further, if I sold seasoned chicken, everyone would probably love it.
The Admin wrote a post while sipping a cola.
—Admin
Title: Can't sell cola anymore, yeah. I buy it with gallery management points, so it's a bit iffy, yeah.
ㄴAh, the Admin was real lol ㄴWhen's the next cola? Admin) Don't know ㄴF*ck lol Give us cola!!!!!! ㄴHow do we get management points? Admin) You get them by managing ㄴAh, I see ㄴlol Management points come from managing, makes sense ㄴManagement points come from managing... noted... ㄴHow much do you get a day? Admin) On average, 3000 to 4000? I haven't counted properly, don't know ㄴJust give us 1000 worth a day. Please. ㄴDistribute quickly!!!!!! ㄴIf you don't distribute, we'll launch a tactical nuke!!!!!!! ㄴWtf why are you launching lol ㄴI'm launching too ㄴF*ck I'm launching too lol ㄴLet's go to the Gallery Annihilation War~~~
"These are some crazy bastards."
When operating a gallery, the golden rule is 'Don't negotiate with terrorists.'
But I can't ban all of them.
To quell the gallery's anger, I bought more cola.
—Admin
Title: Bought 18,000 cans of cola, yeah. Gonna upload in 10 minutes.
ㄴAh, lol ㄴAdmin! Admin! Admin! Admin! Admin! ㄴ18,000 cans of cola lol ㄴI can at least get one, right? ㄴDo you know the continent's population is in the billions? lol
10 minutes passed, and I uploaded 18,000 cans of cola at once.
20 silver per can.
That's 200,000 won per can in Korean currency, a huge sum, but it's not an impossible amount for everyone to buy at least once.
If I get a steady way to earn points later, I could release cola for cheaper.
4200 gold worth of money came in instantly.
'In Korean currency...'
4.2 billion won. A sum equivalent to 4.2 billion won appeared in an instant.
It doesn't feel real. Even with more money, I'm just whatever about it.
What's the use of money when I don't even go outside?
I haven't gone outside in a week.
Since trash disappears automatically when I throw it away, there's even less reason to go out.
I can solve all my food, clothing, and shelter at home. No reason to go out.
Still, I should go out at some point.
I don't know when that'll be, but I should check out the surroundings soon.
As soon as the cola sale ended, the gallery started burning again.
Post Title: No more cola?
F*ck
ㄴYeah, he said there isn't ㄴThe Admin said he can't sell anymore ㄴIs he just not selling on purpose? ㄴLooking at what he does, he must've made a ton of money. He's full. ㄴFull my ass, lol. The cola price shot up to 50 silver at first, but the Admin sold it for 20 silver. ㄴDoes he not have any greed for money? ㄴHonestly, he can make money anytime. He's just chasing pure fun. ㄴImagine you sitting there making 10,000 gold, wouldn't it be fun? ㄴI think it would be fun? ㄴPlease give me just 1 gold. ㄴI'd be happy just getting 10 silver lol ㄴDomestic beggar gallery lol
The gallery's main topic was, 'Give us more money, so sell us cola.'
But... it's not a money problem, the point consumption speed is too fast.
"If it were possible, I'd want to keep selling too."
If I sell, the drama rolls, so I want to sell.
But what do I do about the lack of points?
If this keeps up, I'll burn through all my points in less than a day.
The answer? Control the cola.
I'll limit it to this much for today.
I lightly ignored the burning gallery and deleted the trash posts.
I opened 8 windows at once and went on a gallery management mad movie.
Post Title: The greatest figure in continental history
'Admin'
Upvotes 4899 Downvotes 2
ㄴFor real lol The Emperor who founded the Empire? Sword Master? Dragon Slayer? Get lost, 'Admin' ㄴStarting today, I will praise the Admin. ㄴCola << This guy isn't kidding lol ㄴAh lol I feel like drinking 'Cola' today
Post Title: As angry as 3 cans of cola, for real
Why aren't you selling cola?
ㄴI'm as angry as 5 cans of cola ㄴIf this anger doesn't subside, a 'Tactical Nuke' might get launched ㄴI feel like launching a tactical nuke too lol ㄴI'm as angry as cola lol ㄴI am cola ㄴCola-gate lol
Post Title: Brother, please sell me cola...
(Image of an elf sister showing her white chest.jpg) Would it be a no?
ㄴAh lol ㄴAre you gonna endure this? Admin? Are you gonna endure this? Admin? Are you gonna endure this? Admin? ㄴBut isn't the Admin a woman? ㄴYou think she is? lol ㄴAre you selling cola after seeing this? ㄴNah, come on lol
"Oh."
Expectations kill people.
I chuckled and saved the pic.
At the same time, I bought cola and prepared to upload it to the auction house.
Pure white skin like white jade, pink... cute... wow.
A body so pretty it makes your mouth water.
I got a pic like this. Controlling the cola has gone too far.
Unable to hold back, I wrote a post.
—Admin
Title: Miss... your chest... is art... 60,000 cans of cola... 1 silver... in 10 minutes...
ㄴlol lol lol lol lol ㄴIs she crazy? lol ㄴCan't resist the boobs and ass lol ㄴIs this the Elf's tactical nuke? Is this the Elf's tactical nuke? ㄴThe wind may tighten a traveler's clothes, but an elf's warm chest makes the traveler take off his clothes... ㄴWhy take off the traveler's clothes lol ㄴWhere's the cola, why are you stripping the traveler lol ㄴThanks for real, Elf, whoever you are, I'll kiss you ㄴThis f*cker is throwing sh*t on his benefactor ㄴYou wanna die? Where do you live??? ㄴDon't touch the Elf... ㄴElves are the representatives of God, and the God is the Admin... ㄴFor real, the World Tree is a divine tree... ㄴSob... the World Tree is God's tree...
When I said I'd give out 60,000 cans of cola, the gallery burned again.
Everyone loves this atmosphere. Once you experience this atmosphere, you can't quit the gallery.
When the time came, I fulfilled my promise.
60,000 cans of cola, all at once.
Uploaded at a generous price of 1 silver per can.
I have no use for money. What value does money have?
I want to give everyone a chance to drink. I want everyone to be happy.
Let's all get addicted to modern-day dopamine.
The 60,000 cans of cola disappeared in a flash.
50,000.
40,000.
30,000...
All the cola was sold in less than 3 minutes.
Post Title: The Admin is tasty and cola is good.
For real
Upvotes 817 Downvotes 0
ㄴFor real lol The Admin is tasty ㄴElf... granny... Admin... will you... suck... my...? ㄴF*ck lol Elcas is a no!!!!!! ㄴThe cola really is tasty ㄴWow, so a taste like this really exists
Post Title: Admin
(Pic full of light.jpg)
Upvotes 8871 Downvotes 0
ㄴNo description now lol ㄴFor real lol ㄴEveryone knows without a description lol ㄴWow but how does the Admin sell cola for 1 silver? Even at 30 silver, everyone would've bought it all ㄴSeems like he just wanted everyone to try it? ㄴThat means the Elf sister's heart was that big, huh lol ㄴThe Elf sister's love is worth 600 gold, I see lol ㄴThat much is expected lol
Post Title: Are you the God of Light?
(Statue of the God of Light, Eris.jpg) No, I am the Admin of Light.
ㄴlol for real, right lol ㄴEven Lady Eris would pass out after one can of cola lol ㄴEven Lady Eris admits it lol
Post Title: Holy Water of the God of Darkness, Karinael
(Cola pic.jpg)
ㄴThis guy deserves divine punishment lol ㄴThis dude's crazy lol ㄴIs it for real? ㄴHow could it be, you bastard lol
"Wow, it's burning all day."
I never expected a single can of cola to cause such a snowball effect.
There are so many posts going up, my hands aren't enough.
But who am I?
(Former) Admin of 17 minor galleries.
I went into 'Serious Mode' for gallery management, checking every post and hitting delete and ban.
"Phew..."
After cleaning up the gallery a bit, the gallery admin chat in the top right caught my eye.
⚙ Admin Chat ⚙
—Demon King-chan : Admin, are you alive??? —Admin : Yeah? —Demon King-chan : The cola is delicious~~~ Give me more! > <☆ —Plant Druid : I... also found the cola delicious. —Hero : Is it truly the holy water of the God of Darkness, Karinael? —Admin : You think so? lol —Hero : And I was fooled again...
This idiot.
Looking at the Hero, for some reason, a meerkat came to mind and a laugh escaped.
The sub-admins all seem to want cola too. Maybe I can send some to each of them.
When I clicked on the IDs in the chat, a 'Deliver Item' function was activated.
Is this a sub-admin perk?
Well, sub-admins should receive benefits like this.
Admin) How many cans does everyone need? Demon King-chan) The more, the better~~ Admin) If you give me an exact number, I'll give it to you. No vague numbers. Demon King-chan) Then... I want 2000 cans~~ > <☆ Plant Druid) I'll take 500... Hero) I want 500 too...!
"Wait, 2000 cans?"
What are you going to use all that for? I was curious, but I didn't press the issue.
They must have a use for it if they're asking.
Demon King-chan is working hard on gallery activities, and so are the Plant Druid and the Hero.
I should at least provide them with cola.
As I sent the amount each of them wanted, the chat went up quickly.
Demon King-chan) Thank you~!!! If you want, I can give you a kiss > <☆ Admin) Just a kiss? Demon King-chan) Hmph~ Admin is a pervert~!!!! > <★ Plant Druid) Thank you too. I want to repay the favor someday. Hero) Thanks! I'll repay you someday too! Admin) Just manage the gallery well. I'll give you more later.
The points they manage come to me anyway. I can afford to give a little more.
They should get paid for the work they do.
Then, another message came up.
Demon King-chan) Then I want the Admin ♡ Admin) Are you a girl? Demon King-chan) Do~n't~ know.
Maybe I shouldn't give her anything.
I seriously considered it.
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The Thessal Empire opened the largest auction house on the continent.
Since it was located in the center, it was easy for all races to access.
Taking advantage of that, they sold all sorts of rare items.
The Thessal Empire didn't become an empire for nothing.
It grew rapidly and showed its political skill.
The emperor who runs the empire is Chris Carl Theusser.
He frowned and tapped the armrest of his throne.
"Phew..."
He looked at the hologram floating in front of him.
The Gallery. A place of communication for the people of the continent.
He used it often, but not now.
The Gallery Auction House.
Just this one thing was shaking the position of Thessal.
Why did they open an auction house in the first place? Why of all things, an auction house?
If it were a casino, the neighboring country, the Osen Kingdom, would have been hit.
Chris tried to suppress his rising anger.
"No... that's not it."`
After a short breath, he changed his thinking.
An auction house has opened, but there's still a chance.
If we handle even more premium products, offer appraisals, and waive fees, we might be able to compete.
However, the gallery's manager. The one called the Admin, he could not be forgiven.
"...I'll find you someday."
He gritted his teeth.