🛠️ My Name Is Earl Universe (The Karma Crew):
* Earl Hickey: The protagonist and moral compass. After finding the Mask, he believes it's either a test from Karma or the ultimate tool to finish his List. He tries to manage the green chaos with his "do good" philosophy.
* Randy Hickey: Earl's loyal but dim-witted brother. He's the only one not afraid of the Mask because he thinks it's just a "really cool Halloween toy."
* Joy Turner: The loud-mouthed rebel. The moment she sees the power the Mask grants, she wants to steal it to rob the local mall or get revenge on a long-time rival.
* Darnell (Crabman): The zen supporter. While Ghostface is slashing in the background, Darnell is making cheese dip for everyone. His secret Witness Protection past makes him the only one who suspects Doofy isn't what he seems.
* Catalina Aruca: The optimistic heart of the group. She often ends up as the "damsel in distress" (a classic horror trope), but her resilience inspires Earl to keep going.
☕ Friends Universe (The New Yorkers):
* Rachel Green: The fashionable romantic. Even in a bloodbath, she's worried about the humidity ruining her hair. She finds herself flirting with the Mask whenever it takes on a handsome form.
* Monica Geller: The perfectionist "Mom." She treats the survival situation like a competition, setting lethal traps for Ghostface and yelling at him if he gets blood on her hardwood floors.
* Phoebe Buffay: The eccentric spiritualist. She's the first to "sense" the ancient trickster spirit within the Mask. She forms a bizarre musical duo with Polly the Parrot.
* Joey Tribbiani: The food-and-girl-obsessed actor. He becomes instant best friends with Shorty. He likely spends half the story unaware that there's even a killer in the house.
* Chandler Bing: The sarcasm king. He roasts every horror cliché as it happens and has a witty comeback for every one of the Mask's transformations.
* Ross Geller: The scientific skeptic. He desperately tries to explain the Mask's powers through physics or "rare minerals," right up until the Mask hits him over the head with a 10-ton mallet.
🔪 Scary Movie Universe (The Parody Section):
* Cindy Campbell: The naive but resilient survivor. She has dealt with so many killers that she handles Ghostface with tired, routine boredom.
* Brenda Meeks: The sassy powerhouse. Brenda doesn't scream; she talks back to the killer. She and Joy Turner eventually become an unstoppable (and incredibly loud) duo.
* Theo Keyoko: The resourceful seductress. She uses her charm to manipulate situations to help the group, though her flirting often causes more chaos than it solves.
* Shorty Meeks: The stoner chaos agent. He spends his time having deep, smoke-filled philosophical talks with Polly the Parrot.
* Ray Wilkins: The horny bisexual jock. He enters a competitive "flirt-off" with Joey to see who can charm the most women (or even Ghostface) in the house.
* Dwight Hartman: The fiercely independent badass. Despite his physical handicap, he refuses all help, shouting "I can do it myself!" while taking on the supernatural threats.
* Polly the Parrot: The foul-mouthed bird. She accidentally drops clues about the killer's identity, but because she's constantly swearing, everyone ignores her.
* Ghostface (Doofy Gilmore): The secret antagonist. While faking his "bumbling deputy" act, he hunts the group, but he finds himself frustrated by the unpredictable, "looney-tunes" logic of the Mask.
🎭 The Mask Universe:
* Tina Carlyle: The sultry lounge singer. She is the object of desire for anyone wearing the Mask. Her presence creates a hilarious "diva-rivalry" between her, Rachel, and Joy.
* The Mask (The Artifact): Not just a tool, but an entity. It turns the wearer into an anarchic super-being. In this world, the Mask amplifies the wearer's core trait (e.g., Monica becomes a hyper-speed cleaning terminator).
🌍 Universal Rules:
* Cartoon Physics: Thanks to the Mask and the Scary Movie influence, characters can survive "slapstick" deaths (like Ross being flattened) but are still afraid of Ghostface's knife.
* The Doofy Effect: No matter how suspicious Doofy acts, the Friends and Earl characters are too distracted by their own drama to notice he's the killer.