A staff.
It was suitably heavy and sturdy.
With a Strength stat of 10.5, I could take down any monster on the 2nd floor.
- A staff? Seriously?
- Here we go with the staff bullshit.
- Fucking bullshit again.
- Be serious for once.
- A staff, my ass.
- No wayyy
- Just pick the sword and shield.
"No, why...? The staff is actually really good."
Hmph.
In my past life, I had properly trained with a staff that could change its length at will, like the legendary Ruyi Jingu Bang.
Against humanoid opponents, a strike to the head could deliver an impact similar to a spear. In fact, against an enemy in a helmet or armor, it was even more effective than a spear, unless you needed to pierce through completely.
And above all, since it was a blunt weapon, there was no delay from thrusting and pulling back, making it great for fighting multiple enemies. It also prevented mishaps like over-swinging and having your weapon get deflected or stuck.
It had a longer reach than a sword, could reliably block ranged attacks, and allowed for a variety of offensive moves. It was the true king of all weapons...
First, I gripped the staff and gave it a swing.
Whoosh~ Vwung
I swung it with one hand, then switched to a two-handed grip with my hands spaced appropriately and thrust it forward.
The satisfying swish as it cut through the air, the feel of it settling perfectly in my hands.
Perfect.
This is what I'll use today.
- A staff for real??
- Just go die then.
- NOOOOOO
- Just go with the sword and shield, please.
- I can't say where I'm from, but our guild also recommends sword and shield for everyone on the 2nd floor.
- Yeah, unless you're from a place that specializes in a weapon like the spear, everyone uses sword and shield. Statistically, it has the highest survival rate.
- I wanna give her my meat staff.
- Listen to your viewers for once!!
- Sword and shield, sword and shield.
"No, just shut up and watch. I'll show you, won't I?"
I casually ignored the chat's nonsense and started the 2nd-floor trial.
- Crazy bitch;;
- Fuck, I've seen this scene before.
- She was like this on the 1st floor too.
- This bitch is so fucking stubborn.
- You can do it, Do-hee~~
- So damn pig-headed;;
- Pig-headed ass, ooh la la.
*
Inside a dark cave.
A faint light emanated from the walls, illuminating the path forward.
The ceiling was about two meters high, the width about three.
"Looks like goblins."
I had turned off the chat and donations this time, so it felt like I was talking to myself.
As is typical for monsters living in caves, they were likely to be small and weak. Of course, it wasn't that high-level monsters didn't live in caves, but a place of this size would be far too small for them.
Clomp... clomp...
I moved forward, stepping carefully across the cave's characteristically uneven floor.
'Uneven ground, goblin traps. As long as I watch out for these, I won't get screwed over by some bullshit.'
After what happened on the 1st floor, I made sure to watch my back as I walked.
Step... step...
Even my light footsteps echoed loudly. I slowed my breathing and listened intently to my surroundings.
The light from the walls was faint, making my visibility extremely limited. In situations like this, your ears are faster than your eyes.
One step, two steps... and then—
Fwip!
From the faint darkness ahead came the sound of a goblin's blowgun.
I lightly swung the staff, bringing it into the dart's path. With a soft tick, it was deflected and fell harmlessly to the ground.
Its position was roughly fifty meters ahead. Just because I'd pinpointed the enemy's location didn't mean I should rush in. It was still out of sight.
I lowered my stance and ran forward at a moderate pace, scanning my surroundings.
'No follow-up attack. An ambush? A trap?'
'One trap.'
I easily stepped over a blatantly obvious tripwire.
And the moment I did...
Kieeeeh!
Krrruuuu...
The cave widened here. From narrow crevices in the floor and walls, two goblins that had been waiting in dugouts lunged at me from both sides simultaneously.
At the same time, two more charged from the front, and one from a short distance behind me.
It was a surprise attack from all directions. If I had tripped and fallen, I would have surely died.
'Is this all you've got?'
But against me, it was all futile.
I extended my staff and struck the neck of the goblin rushing at me from the right with a dagger. Its neck snapped, killing it instantly.
Using the rebound from the impact, I quickly retracted the staff and, without even looking, thrust it behind me.
Thwack!
It struck the other's jaw directly, knocking it out.
Kreeeeeh!!
Two goblins charged from the front, daggers aimed at me.
They were right in my face. Too close to thrust the staff.
I turned the staff horizontally and pushed forward with all my strength. There were two of them, but I was stronger.
The staff caught them both across their necks.
The goblins frantically tried to block with their hands, but they were pushed back by the staff and tumbled over backward together.
As they tried to get up, I brought the staff down hard on their heads, smashing their skulls.
Crack!!
Splat!!!
With a sickening sound, they died, blood pouring from every orifice in their faces.
And the last goblin.
Ki... Kiii...it!
Seemingly overcome with fear, it stopped its charge and stood there, trembling as it clutched a chipped, old dagger with both hands.
Thwack!
I rushed forward, struck its torso to break its ribs, and finished it by smashing its head as it fell.
Thud...
'Is that it...?'
Just five goblins? That wasn't even a warm-up.
Thump...
"Ha, right... It would be disappointing if it ended like this."
From deeper within the cave, a heavy footstep echoed, and he appeared.
A hobgoblin.
It was nearly two meters tall with a potbelly that made it look like it weighed at least 150 kilograms. In one hand, it held a rusty iron club.
Grrrrr...
Our eyes met.
Kuaaaaaah!!
"Haaap!!"
We charged straight at each other.
Kroooar!!
The hobgoblin attacked first.
It raised its iron club high and brought it down in a diagonal slash.
'To the right.'
I leaned my body to the left, stepped forward with my left foot, and dodged the attack by a paper-thin margin.
Vwoosh~
A rough whoosh of air rushed past my ear.
As I dodged, I thrust my staff into the opening, striking the creature's face.
Thwack!!
Kreeegh!
A direct hit to the nose. The hobgoblin's nose was crushed.
I'd landed a blow, but the fight was just beginning.
Enraged, the creature began swinging its iron club wildly, launching a flurry of attacks.
But there's no enemy easier to deal with than an enraged one.
Its attacks devolved into a very simple pattern.
I dodged its vertical downward strikes by stepping to the side, and its diagonal slashes by shifting my center of gravity and letting them flow past me.
No matter how dull my body had become, I could clearly see where it would attack just by looking at its eyes and the movement of its muscles. There was no way I could get hit.
And I didn't forget to jab it with my staff each time I dodged.
One blow, then another...
I slowly let the damage accumulate on its head.
Kroooar!!!
Annoyed by my elusive dodging, the creature raised its hands all the way above its head and brought the club crashing down.
'You think that'll hit me?'
I dodged the telegraphed swing and landed a precise blow on its left jaw.
Thwack!!
The clean hit must have rattled its brain, as it staggered.
'A chance!'
This time, I put my weight into it and struck deep and true, right on its Adam's apple.
Thwack!
Krek!! Keck-keck!!!
A solid hit. The creature even dropped its weapon, clutching its throat with both hands and gagging. In that instant, I circled behind it, struck the backs of both its knees, and knocked it backward.
Thump!!
The massive hobgoblin's body fell to the ground with an unbelievably easy thud.
From there, it was a one-sided assault.
The creature frantically raised its hands to protect its head, but I accurately brought the staff down through the gap between its hands, striking its skull.
Thwack!!
One of its eyes burst, and the bone around the socket caved in.
Thwack!!
Its forehead half-caved in.
Thwack!
The crown of its head collapsed.
Thwack!!!
I felt its skull being crushed. It flailed its arms in a final, desperate struggle.
Thwack!!
Its skull completely caved in, and its brain was destroyed.
The creature's large head split open, its brains spilling out. The hands that had been flailing in the air went limp and dropped, and it breathed its last.
My victory.
"Whew... See that? Haha! Honestly, when only five goblins showed up, I was worried it would be too easy if it ended there."
How much had they mocked me for choosing a staff? In my past life, I was a person who possessed the
"See? I told you this is really stable for combat."
Then, a thought occurred to me.
"Ah, a hobgoblin. A creature this size might even have an inner core."
I picked up a dagger from a nearby dead goblin and sliced open the hobgoblin's stomach.
"Hehehe... I wonder~~"
Below its organs, at the dantian where energy gathers. I plunged my hand in there.
"Ooh... It's here!!!"
Jackpot. This was worth nearly 20 million won...
Just then,
Thwip!!!
Something flew at me from behind.
"Ah?"
Instinctively, I reached out with my free left hand to block the projectile.
"Ack!"
As soon as I felt a stinging sensation, I immediately stopped trying to retrieve the inner core and pulled the dart from my hand.
'A goblin's poison dart...?'
I looked up and saw a goblin lying prone on the ground, a blowgun in its mouth.
'No way... Did it shoot the dart and then stay hidden in the ambush pit?'
I had just assumed all the goblins had launched an all-out attack at once, so I hadn't checked the pits. Of course, the hobgoblin had appeared before I'd had a chance to.
But a goblin's poison dart only caused a bit of numbness in the small area it hit. That was it.
"Hoo... You're dead."
I immediately grabbed my staff and ran toward it... Huh?
Tingle!
Wha... huh?
Something was wrong with my body. Normally, only my palm should have felt numb, but why was my entire body...?
This was just like...
In that moment, Dotamuk's donation message flashed through my mind.
[A goblin's poison dart is actually only truly effective on women. If you get hit, you'll be paralyzed for about two hours. You have to be really careful.]
Ah... no way... Was that for real?
"Urk, no!"
My whole body wasn't paralyzed yet. This wasn't the time to wonder whether that donation was true or not.
I ran with every ounce of strength I had.
'Not yet, I'll kill that thing before my body is paralyzed!!'
"Kuaaaaaaah!!!!"
Krrrk!?
Seeing me move even after being hit by the poison dart, the goblin panicked, its face filled with fear as it slowly backed away.
"You think I'd fall for something like...!"
Clatter!
"Huh?"
My body tilted, and my vision plunged toward the ground.
'Ah...'
The tripwire I had so easily stepped over before.
I had gotten caught in it.
Splat!!
My off-balance body pitched forward, chest-first, and I fell disgracefully.
"Guek!!"
My body was already almost immobile. It felt less like paralysis and more like I'd been injected with a muscle relaxant, the strength draining from my muscles.
Kihi? Kheheheheh!!
The goblin grinned victoriously and fired another poison dart, this one right into the top of my head.
Thwip!
"Ugh... Ah, nooo!!"
With the second dart, my body went completely limp.
I could still make small movements, move my tongue and eyes, but I couldn't put any strength into the large muscles of my arms or legs.
I was completely subdued...
'Aah...'
The goblin approached slowly, dagger in hand, a smile on its face.
Kehehehe...
It looked down on me from above, as if mocking my complete helplessness.
"Ugh... ugh... N-nooo..."
Even the muscles in my tongue had loosened slightly, making it hard to speak properly.
The goblin grabbed my hair, lifting and dropping my head to check my condition.
"Grk... You... son of a bitch..."
Realizing I was no threat, it began to slowly cut away my clothes with its dagger.
I felt the cold blade against my skin, and soon after, my top was sliced away and fell to the ground.
The goblin lifted my bare breasts from the floor and fondled them, as if inspecting a ripe fruit.
It groped them crudely, like a child playing with clay.
Its sharp nails and slimy palm squeezed and released my breasts over and over.
"Hnngh...! Let... let go!"
'Fuck, by a mere goblin of all things!!'
My breasts were being groped by a lowly goblin. And yet, I could offer no resistance, only remaining sprawled on the ground, ass in the air in a kneeling position.
I tried to fight against the disgusting feeling, but my completely limp body wouldn't move.
'Dammit... to a pathetic goblin like this...'
Kehehehe!!
After groping my breasts to its heart's content and realizing I couldn't do anything, the goblin now moved toward my rear.
"Ugh... ah... nooo..."
'No, not there.'
The goblin went behind me and smoothly pulled down my pink dolphin shorts.
"Ah... ahh..."
I could clearly feel my shorts being peeled down over my butt and thighs.
The shorts came off with ease, and my panties were cut by the goblin's dagger and fell to the ground.
Thump...
"Ah... Aah..."
As the cold air hit my crotch, my buttocks twitched and trembled.
I could feel the goblin's hot, rough breath on me.
The goblin gently caressed my plump buttocks as if touching a precious treasure.
I could feel its touch vividly. It licked my ass with its tongue and rubbed its face against me, leisurely savoring the texture of my cheeks.
"Kngh..."
All I could do was feel my ass being violated.
After rubbing against me for a long while, the goblin's face pulled away...
Keeheheh!
I could feel it.
The goblin's cock, rubbing against the entrance to my pussy from behind.
Every time the head of its cock slid against me, a strange sensation shot up my spine, and my body twitched slightly.
'Fuck, what is this bullshit...'
Disgust, but a disgust mixed with a strange, bizarre sensation.
It was useless to try and escape. Even when I tried to squirm with all my might, my ass, held firmly in the goblin's hands, was fixed in place.
There was nothing I could do.
My fine muscles were still active, as my ass trembled, but that only provided a better spectacle for the goblin and had no effect.
"Fu... fuck... N-nooo...ooo!!"
Please, I can't be raped by a goblin, this can't be happening!
But the goblin ignored my pleas, slowly pushing its cock in, parting the entrance to my pussy little by little as it entered.
"Kuaaah!! Aaargh!!!"
I let out a scream and tried to summon strength into my body, but it was useless.
Squelch!!
"Knghh... Agh!"
Very slowly, without resistance, the goblin's cock parted the flesh of my inner walls as it entered.
For some reason, my already slightly wet pussy didn't reject the goblin's cock, instead smoothly enveloping it and guiding it inside.
"Nnngh!! N-no!"
'My insides... my first time... to a pathetic monster like this...'
I could vividly feel the goblin's cock pushing against my vaginal walls, slowly entering me.
"Nnnnnngh!!!"
The strange sensation made me squirm again in a futile act of defiance, but—
Kehet!?
Perhaps taking my resistance as insolence, the goblin punished my pussy by shoving its cock all the way in at once.
Shluuuck!!!
"Kyaaah!!!"
It reached the end of my vagina in an instant, striking my cervix hard. The first time as a woman I'd ever experienced a penetration so deep it reached my cervix.
An unknown, bizarre stimulation I'd never felt before shot through me, and my ass twitched violently.
'Ugh... me, by a goblin of all things...'
I couldn't believe this reality, where I couldn't even resist a low-level monster. But even these thoughts came to a halt as the goblin began to move its hips.
Thrust!! Thruust!!!
"Aah... Ah, ah!"
I had expected pain, but there was none. Instead, all I could feel was the goblin's cock parting my inner walls, pushing apart my vaginal folds, and the sensation of its balls slapping against my clit.
Slap! Slap!
"Hah... Nngh!!"
The goblin treated me like an onahole for its sexual release, roughly shoving its cock into my defenseless body.
Thrust!!
"Knghhhh!!!"
'I hate this... me, by a goblin...'
Just then,
Slaaam!!!
Another deep thrust slammed into my cervix.
"Hnngh?!"
A moan I couldn't control burst out of me. My pussy twitched, clenching hard, and my ass trembled.
'Eh? What am I...?'
As if it had just realized something, the goblin began to thrust as deep as it could.
Thruuust!!! Thwump!!
As deep as possible.
It pounded into me, pressing against my womb as if trying to force its cock inside.
"Kngh, ah!! Hahk!!! Agh!! W-wait!!"
'What is this feeling...'
The goblin let out a laugh, as if it had seized victory, and shoved its cock in deeper, harder.
Sex where it stretched my soft vaginal folds wide, pressing firmly against my cervix again and again.
"Haahk...! Haaah!!!"
This strange feeling rising from my pussy.
The moans escaping my lips without my consent.
I finally realized what this sensation was.
'Am I... getting sexually aroused by a goblin's cock...?'
As I began to recognize the pleasant stimulation, the feeling of the goblin's cock became even more vivid.
The feeling of it scraping satisfyingly against my vaginal walls, digging into the chewy folds.
It felt good. It was pleasurable. I wanted more.
There was no other way to describe it.
'Ah, no... by a goblin's cock... this is impossibleeee!!'
Every time the goblin's cock plunged into me, a thrilling sensation like a spark shot up from my womb to my head.
The meat staff stirred my insides, making the ecstatic feeling grow.
'Me... me, by a goblin of all things...'
My lower abdomen and ass began to tremble on their own. My hips bucked as if I were being electrocuted, and I was gradually losing control of my body.
"Kngh, nngh!!"
By a mere goblin, by a goblin's cock...
I won't lose...!
"Haaah... Hnngh!!"
I grit my teeth and endured.
I am the strongest man in the world. The number one ranker, humanity's greatest maaaan!!
But,
My pussy was weak.
Slaaam!!!
With a thrust that threatened to crush my cervix, the wall I had been desperately holding up crumbled.
"Hoooooook!!! Agh... ghk!!"
An unbearable wave of pleasure washed over me, and I came spectacularly.
My completely uncontrolled body trembled, and my mind went white, unable to think.
"Keub... Knghhh!!"
I writhed in pleasure, drooling and spurting out a pathetic stream of fluid.
Submitting to the goblin's cock, all I was allowed to do was moan with a twisted tongue and clench my pussy.
Kehe?
Perhaps annoyed that I had come before it had even finished, the goblin slapped my ass hard.
Smack!!
"Hoooh?!"
A sharp sensation shot up from my ass, and the orgasm wouldn't stop.
"Aghhh...! Ght, hagaaaahk!"
My limp tongue let out strange screams, and my uncontrolled ass trembled violently.
But the goblin didn't care, and without any consideration, it began to pound its cock deep inside me again.
Thwump...! Thwack!!!
'I'm... I'm coming, why...!'
Feeling like I would go crazy if this continued, I tried to block it with my trembling hands, but the goblin just grabbed them, turning them into convenient handholds.
"Hoook, oh! L-let go... I'm... gonna die...! Nooo!!!"
An orgasm that wouldn't stop.
The heavy pleasure from the goblin's cockhead bombarding my cervix and the sensation of my vaginal walls being stirred from corner to corner were transmitted to my brain like mad.
My sensitized pussy gladly accepted all these sensations, sending blissful pleasure to my brain as if telling it to enjoy it more.
I couldn't even think of resisting, only feeling blissful pleasure from the cock thrusting in and out.
'Dangerous... my head, my head is going strange...!!'
But the main event was just beginning.
The goblin's thrusts grew faster and faster...
Thrust-thrust-thrust-thrust... Slaaam!!!
Its cock plunged in deep and hard, and it began to spew its semen.
"Nghoooo...! Hogoooh!!"
Completely subdued by a goblin, I passively accepted its semen deep inside my womb in a humiliating position.
Spurt... Spuurt...!
It had pushed its cock in so far that my cervix parted slightly, and its semen poured inside.
"Aght... ghk..! Hahk!!!"
My mind felt disgust at the fact that I was receiving a goblin's semen, but my womb sent feelings of the highest, most blissful pleasure to my brain.
'Aah... the semen is inside...'
Disgust and pleasure mixed into a chaotic mess, and I came again as I felt my womb being filled with semen.
"Guoh..! Oooooh!!!!"
A pleasure so intense it felt like I would lose my mind. This was on a completely different level from the orgasm I'd had from the anal massage.
The fear that I might get pregnant from this, mixed with the desire for this ecstatic feeling to continue, made me climax endlessly as I took its semen deep inside my womb.
A moment later, after the goblin had ejaculated all its semen, it let me go, and I collapsed face-down in a puddle of mixed semen and my own fluids.
'Aah... what have I done...'
My consciousness was slowly returning. But the paralysis in my body hadn't worn off yet.
'Fuck, as soon as this wears off, that son of a bitch is...'
As I lay sprawled on the filthy floor, vowing revenge,
Flip!
The goblin forcibly flipped my body over.
'Huh?'
The goblin spread my legs, climbed on top of me, and once again aimed its large cock at my pussy.
"Eh...?"
'It wasn't going to be just once?'
Thruuust!!!
Once again, the goblin's cock was mercilessly inserted.
My already sensitive pussy welcomed the cock that was forcing its way in, clenching around it.
"Hyaaaaaang!!!"
'Aah... I'm going crazy...!'
Once again, the sloppy sex with the goblin began.