'My dear little junior sister, you really take the cake. You just stand there and fast-forward straight to the "mother-daughter reunion" scene? She's not a Holy Daughter, she's a walking, talking quest-trigger!'
'Well done, little junior sister. Who else but you could take the fall for this huge mess?'
'I wonder if I can pack up this little girl in red and take her out of the instance dungeon too?'
'If we really brought her back to the sect and she spent all day trailing after Su Ling'er calling her "Mom," the scene would be too beautiful to behold.'
'Su Ling'er would probably be so mortified she'd want to find a hole to crawl into and die.'
'Let my thoughts wander a little further.'
'What if this girl is betrothed to Wang Xiedi in the future?'
'Wouldn't that mean Miss Su would instantly transform into Wang Xiedi's mother-in-law?'
PFFT.
'I can't... I'm losing it.'
