After finishing his work for the day, Guo Wei returned home.
Hui Hui spoke cautiously, "Honey... I think I'm pregnant. Almost four months."
Guo Wei looked surprised. "How is that possible? I had a vasectomy years ago."
Hui Hui was startled. "What?"
"I said I had a vasectomy two years ago," Guo Wei said, his tone turning unhappy. "How could you possibly be pregnant?"
"Well... we've been together for almost five years and never had a child," Hui Hui said, also sounding upset. "I wanted to surprise you! How was I supposed to know you had a vasectomy?"
"So you're *actually* pregnant?" Guo Wei's voice grew angry. "Or is this just a lie?"
Hui Hui clutched the papers she was holding against her chest tightly. "No! It was just a joke, don't take it seriously!"
Guo Wei snatched the documents from her, but a corner tore off, remaining in Hui Hui's hand. They were indeed proof of pregnancy, complete with an attached ultrasound photo.
Tears streamed down Hui Hui's face. "Husband, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I love you, I love you, I really only love you!"
"Who is it?" Guo Wei asked.
"It's... my ex-boyfriend," Hui Hui whispered. "...Ah Lun."
For a moment, Guo Wei was so furious he couldn't speak.
After a three-second pause, he said, "I want a divorce. I'm divorcing you. Don't bother with any paperwork. Get out. Now."
That night was the first time Guo Wei drank himself into complete unconsciousness.