Chapter Sixteen, Bai Ge: Kiana, Attack! (New book, please add to your favorites)
Ring ring ring ring ring ring—!
As soon as the school bell rang that day, Bai Ge grabbed Kiana and ran out of the school gate, only telling Mei that he had something very important to do and didn't say anything more.
Kiana looked reluctant.
"Hey~ why did you drag me to a place like this? Bai Ge, I'm so disappointed in you. I didn't expect you to threaten me like this. You have some nerve."
The white fluffy ball raised its tiny fist, capable of taking down Little End in one blow, and pouted angrily as it spoke.
Bai Ge didn't blame the girl for throwing a tantrum, since it was indeed a threat.
Last night, while he was wandering around the city, he ran into Kiana, who was also out at night fighting the Honkai Beast and Deadpool.
At that moment, Kiana was holding two guns and was about to stomp on Deadpool's head to finish him off. Before she could even strike a pose and bask in her own glory, she saw Bai Ge holding a phone and already recording a video.
As for what happened next...
Bai Ge: "Oh my, I never expected that our ultimate, invincible, super cute Kiana is actually a Night Elf hero. Should I post it online to promote her?"
Kiana: "Aaaaaah, Bai Ge, what are you doing here?!"
Bai Ge: "Hehe, I just came out to digest after dinner. As the saying goes, a walk after a meal keeps you healthy and strong. But judging from your reaction... hehehe, Kiana, you don't want anyone else to know about this, do you?"
Kiana: "Ugh, Bai Ge, I misjudged you! Just say what you want, I won't give in!"
Bai Ge immediately gave the girl a sharp rap on the head and rolled his eyes. This slutty Cat Anchor's thoughts are so filthy. How could Siegfried be a father?
And having intellectual disabilities is illegal, okay?
......
"Stop talking nonsense and get to work."
"Then you should explain clearly what kind of work you're doing!"
Bai Ge pointed to a building not far ahead, with the word "ME" written in capital letters on its wall. This was the ME branch building that he had been investigating for many days.
"Infiltrate and find the truth."
"Riddler, get out of Changkong City …"
"Uh, okay, it's my fault."
Bai Ge looked up at the sky with a sense of melancholy, never expecting that he would one day become a riddle-maker.
He couldn't help but recall those maddening days when he played through the Elysian Realm storyline, and could only lament that he had ultimately become the kind of person he hated.
"This is Mei's father's company. You know that her father was accused of fraud and went to jail, right? But according to my investigation, it is very likely that it was a deliberate frame-up by one of Mei's father's enemies."
"Huh? Is that so? That's too much! Let's tell Mei right away!"
"Don't rush, I already said it's just speculation. We need to find evidence now, and the place most likely to find evidence, hmm, is this ME branch."
As Bai Ge spoke, he took out a black hooded cape, gloves, a mask, and sunglasses that he had prepared in advance.
"So come in with me. The ME branch has been taken over by the enemy I suspect. I can't break in alone."
"...Alright! Since it's for Mei, then I'll do it!"
"Very good, very impressive!"
(Hehe, this Paramecium is so easy to fool~)
Looking at the energetic Cat Anchor in front of him, someone thought to himself that this girl was really easy to fool.
Bai Ge couldn't possibly infiltrate the ME branch on his own, but with this white fluffy little thing around, it was a different story. Although she wasn't very bright, this girl's fighting skills were top-notch.
With it acting as an external brain for Paramecium to command it, hmm, it's perfect! Absolutely foolproof!
After disguising themselves properly, Bai Ge and Kiana began their unparalleled infiltration.
" Kiana, attack!"
"clear!"
The girl, wielding two guns, led the charge.
The boy followed closely behind, giving tactical instructions.
Before long, the two slipped into the building and knocked out everyone they encountered on the way, as easily as a max-level expert stomping on a newbie in a beginner's dungeon.
"Don't bother asking me to do something so simple!"
"...It was indeed easier than I had imagined."
Bai Ge was also somewhat surprised.
He had expected the building to be heavily guarded, but to his surprise, there were hardly any people around. After Kiana knocked out the security guards at the entrance, there was practically no one blocking his way.
However, Bai Ge quickly understood the reason.
Although Cocolia took over ME Corporation after defeating Raiden Ryoma, Changkong City was just a branch, and it was within the scope of the 'Third Honkai' she had planned.
For that female fox, this branch was meant to be abandoned anyway. After all, the Great Eruption would have brought the entire Changkong City to its knees, let alone a branch building.
Therefore, it is normal that the security here is lax; there are only a dozen or so armed security guards, and not even a single Titan.
......
After investigating for a while, the two found a door that was clearly out of place.
" Hey, this door looks suspicious."
"Yes, that's right, it's too obvious."
The entire door, made of carbon alloy, has a very anti-entropy -style futuristic feel; even Paramecium could tell at a glance that some great secret was hidden behind it.
" Kiana, kick it away."
"Great, I like this direct approach!"
Kiana, who hates puzzle games, applauded Bai Ge's idea, then kicked the titanium alloy door, sending it flying.
Bai Ge's eye twitched violently, thinking to himself, "As expected of someone from the Kaslana family, they're really awesome."
He also seemed to vaguely hear a sound like "milk is perky," but that was just a hallucination.
Once the door was broken open, Bai Ge finally found what he wanted.
Kiana, standing next to her, also stared wide-eyed.
"These...these are weapons?"