Chapter 148 The Great Emperor Joins the Sanitation Bureau! I'm not just sweeping the streets, I'm sweeping the filth of this world!
"Ding! Detected that host Ye Feng has completed the 'Delivery Knight' mental training. Current causal perfection: 99%!" "During his delivery work, the host discovered that while the world is prosperous, there is always some 'electronic waste,' 'divine remnants,' and 'social scum' littering everywhere, seriously affecting the universe's landscape and sanitation." "The 'Return to the Mortal World' mission is now activated: City Beautician—Sweeper of the First Squadron of the Shanghai Municipal Sanitation Bureau. Note: 99.999999999999999% of the host's cultivation has been sealed. Current identity is an 'ordinary' sanitation worker wearing an orange vest and carrying a bamboo broom." "Current mission: Purify the mortal world, sweep across the heavens. Does the host wish to activate: Heavenly Purification Mode, to let those self-proclaimed superior 'space garbage' understand that under my broom, even a god-king is just a speck of dust in the trash can?"
Shanghai, 4 a.m.
The entire city was still immersed in a deep dream, with only the streetlights casting a dim yellow glow. On the streets, apart from the occasional speeding water truck, there was only the rhythmic "swish-swish" sound.
Ye Feng was wearing a faded orange-red sanitation worker's vest, the wide collar revealing a section of his fair yet powerful collarbone. In his hand, he carried a two-meter-long bamboo broom, which he had casually crafted from "Eternal Green Bamboo." Although it looked rustic, every bamboo strand was engraved with sealing laws.
Who would have thought that this young man, who was being scolded by his team leader for "not picking out the cigarette butt from the crack in the flower bed," had just stuffed an evil god into the takeout box.
"Ye Feng! Are you even capable of doing this? If not, then get out!"
The team leader was an awakened individual with a burly face and the code name "Fat Sea." He was holding an inspection record book and pointing at a nearly invisible patch of dust on the ground, roaring.
"Our Sanitation Team One is the face of Shanghai! Look at what you've swept up! There's even a small fallen leaf here! Did you lose your mind while delivering takeout last night?"
Ye Feng lazily raised his head, his eyes revealing a detached indifference that seemed to have seen through the heavens. He casually twirled the broom in his hand, creating a slight whirlwind.
"Team Leader Dahai, don't get so angry. The bill for that bottle of foreign liquor you stole from 'Heaven on Earth' last night hasn't been settled yet, has it? If your wife finds out you've misappropriated the kids' tutoring fees, you'll probably be lying in a garbage truck on your way home today."
"You... how did you know?" Fatty Dahai jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, looking around nervously.
Ye Feng didn't reply, but simply waved the broom in his hand lightly.
"Whoosh—!"
This sweep, seemingly casual, carries a powerful force that transforms the mundane into the extraordinary.
The garbage, withered leaves, and even stubborn oil stains that had been piled up in the corner of the street were instantly sucked into a tiny spatial rift as if they had encountered a black hole.
Even the smog in the air and the "negative energy residue" brought about by the spiritual energy revival were swept away in an instant.
The entire street was so clean it looked like a mirror that had been polished by the gods themselves, shimmering with a sacred luster under the streetlights.
"This...you swept this up?" Fatty Dahai rubbed his eyes, his face full of disbelief.
"I didn't sweep it, the place just came to its senses on its own."
Ye Feng, broom in hand, left Fatty Dahai with a dashing silhouette and walked into the deeper darkness.
At this moment, in the skies above Shanghai.
The void trembled violently, and three dark figures exuding overwhelming demonic energy silently descended.
They are corruptors from the "Nine Netherworld Purgatory," who specialize in spreading toxins and plagues, turning bustling cities into dead zones.
"Hehehe... What a delicious city! The life force here is enough to help us break through our bottlenecks!"
With a wave of his hand, the leading demonic figure unleashed a torrent of purple, corrosive slime, which, once it touched the ground, was enough to instantly turn any living thing within a thousand miles into pus and blood.
However.
Just as the slime was about to touch the top of the building.
On the street below, the young man in the orange vest suddenly stopped.
"Littering so early in the morning, how rude!"
Ye Feng sighed, gripped the broom handle with his right hand, and made a "sweeping" motion towards the sky.
"The Great Cleansing Technique—Garbage Sorting, Begin!"
boom--!
A terrifying golden light, pure to the extreme and capable of reshaping the cause and effect of the universe, erupted instantly from the center of the bamboo broom!
The purple sludge that filled the sky was forcibly stripped of its toxicity the moment it came into contact with the golden light. It then solidified in the air into round, plump... organic fertilizer balls, which fell precisely into the roadside green belt.
Before the three demonic figures could react to what was happening, they felt an irresistible suction force coming from below.
"No! What kind of power is this? Spatial collapse? Or the erasure of laws?"
"What are you yelling about? Trash should go in the trash can."
Ye Feng twisted his wrist, and the broom in his hand drew a perfect arc.
"Hazardous waste, please collect!"
In the void, a huge black trash can phantom appeared, which was a miniature purgatory that Ye Feng had casually created.
The three demonic figures, powerful enough to destroy galaxies, were swatted into the trash can like three flies by that suction force, without even uttering a sound.
"All done. Ali, come and collect the trash."
"Alright, boss!"
A burly man wearing an oversized sanitation worker's uniform and pushing a cyberpunk-style garbage truck emerged from the shadows. It was Hu Yanli.
His vehicle is no ordinary vehicle; it's made of "Star Gold" and has a built-in crusher function. Even a god-king could be turned into fertilizer if he went inside.
"Hehe, Captain. These three monsters are pretty good quality; they'll add a lot of nutrients to the vegetable garden at the edge of the village."
Hu Yanli kicked the trash can, sending it into the carriage, and then skillfully ticked it off in his notebook.
"Boss, the bureau just sent out a notice saying that a bunch of 'non-degradable' giants have appeared in Shanghai's Central Park, and they specifically requested our First Squadron to provide support. I heard that even the people from the Special Abilities Bureau are helpless against them, saying they are 'the remains of an ancient alien god,' as hard as anything."
"The remains of an alien god? That's just a giant piece of kitchen waste. Come on, lead the way."
Ye Feng hoisted the broom onto his shoulder, and the two figures stretched out under the streetlights, appearing mysterious and imposing.
Shanghai Central Park.
It has now been completely sealed off by the Special Abilities Bureau.
Several white-haired archaeologists and experts with supernatural abilities are fretting over a huge white spine that is hundreds of meters long.
"No, this bone has its own sacred aura. Our laser cutting machine can't get in at all, and we can't even do an MRI."
"This is the spine of a Titan that fell from Asgard, and its hardness exceeds that of any known alloy. If it is not cleaned up in time, its divine radiation will cause genetic mutations in citizens within a hundred miles!"
Just when a group of experts were at a loss.
"Make way, the garbage collectors are here."
A lazy voice rang out.
When the experts turned around, they saw two men wearing sanitation worker vests, one carrying a broom and the other pushing a garbage cart, swaggering across the cordon.
"Nonsense! This is a restricted area! Who allowed you in?" a young officer shouted angrily.
Ye Feng ignored him and walked straight to the hundred-meter-long Titan Ridge, tapping it with the broom handle.
"The bones are too dry, with no moisture, so they're considered dry waste. But they are indeed a bit too big."
"What did you say? Dry waste?" The experts were so angry they almost vomited blood. "This is a divine bone! You actually treat it as garbage?"
"In my eyes, anything that gets in my way is trash."
Ye Feng's eyes narrowed slightly, and the bamboo broom in his hand suddenly emitted a crisp cracking sound.
"Disperse!"
With a casual sweep of his hand, the seemingly indestructible sacred domain shattered like a bubble the moment the bamboo strip passed over it.
Then, Ye Feng took the broom and gently tapped the huge spine.
Click!
Under the horrified gazes of the crowd, the divine bone that had plagued the entire world shattered into countless small pieces, just like a soda cracker, and piled up neatly in a heap.
"Ali, shovel it."
"clear!"
Huyanli picked up a huge stainless steel shovel and quickly loaded the pile of divine bones into the garbage truck.
The entire room was deathly silent; you could hear a pin drop.
The experts from the Special Abilities Bureau were completely blank-minded; they even wondered if they were dreaming.
A sanitation worker casually swept his hand and shattered the divine bone that could withstand a nuclear bomb.
Before they could even ask any questions, Ye Feng had already pushed the cart away.
"We're done for the day, just in time for the breakfast stalls to open."
The following week, Shanghai's security reached an unprecedented peak.
Those supernatural criminals, underground gangs, and even cultists who usually lurk in the shadows of the city have discovered that the world has changed.
As long as they dare to cause trouble on the street, even if it's just spraying graffiti on a wall.
Within three minutes, a young man wearing an orange vest and carrying a broom would appear on time.
"Illegal posting of small advertisements will result in the confiscation of the tools used in the crime, and the individuals involved will also be categorized."
So, the next morning, there would always be several criminals piled up at the entrance of the police station, bound hand and foot, or even folded into squares.
Without exception, they all had a label on their foreheads that read: "Non-recyclable waste".
That night, a torrential rainstorm hit Shanghai.
Ye Feng was walking along the deserted Bund, braving the wind and rain.
Above the sky, dark clouds churned, vaguely revealing a gigantic, terrifying face that covered half the earth.
That was the nascent form of the will of the "Great Annihilation." It sensed that this planet had been cleansed too thoroughly, making it unsuitable for sowing the seeds of destruction.
"Mortal... how dare you challenge the dust of order..."
Thunder roared, and the entire city of Shanghai trembled.
Ye Feng stopped, wiped the rain off his face, and looked up at the giant face.
"Noise pollution is also pollution. Things like you that affect the city's appearance are best suited for incineration."
For the first time, Ye Feng grasped the middle section of the broom.
At that moment, the orange vest he wore emitted a terrifying light that surpassed the collapse of a star.
"The heavens are cleansed, all treasures are gone. Sweep!"
Ye Feng exerted force from his waist and hips, and the bamboo broom drew a golden arc along the edge of the atmosphere.
This sweep is no longer for cleaning the streets.
With that single wave, the dark clouds in the sky were swept away!
With this single swing, the giant face spanning the entire hemisphere was wiped out of three-dimensional space like a stain on a rag!
Even the vast army of evil spirits behind that Great Annihilation Will was wiped out in a single sweep.
A terrified scream echoed from the void of the universe.
A moment later, the clouds dispersed and the starry sky shone brightly.
The rain in Shanghai has stopped, and the air is filled with the fragrance of grass and trees.
Ye Feng stood by the river, put away his broom, and resumed his lazy demeanor.
"Boss, is this 'Starry Sky Trash' cleaned up yet?" Hu Yanli appeared out of nowhere, carrying two bags of steaming hot pan-fried buns.
"Hmm, it's clean now. I guess I'll have to wait until the next era to come back."
Ye Feng took the pan-fried bun, took a bite, and his mouth was full of oil.
"Let's go back to the station and report. Tomorrow's Saturday, I heard the bureau is organizing a mountain climbing trip, we need to get a good spot."
Back at the sanitation station.
The three ladies, Ning Rongrong, Su Jiu'er, and Xiao Wu, were sitting on the chairs in the lounge, each holding a commendation notice for "Outstanding Employee".
"Model Ye, I heard you did another good deed today?" Ning Rongrong looked at him with a half-smile, toying with a gold hairband in her hand. "The director said he's going to promote you to deputy team leader tomorrow, so you won't have to sweep the streets yourself anymore?"
"No, no, no, I just love sweeping. Sweeping makes me happy, sweeping makes me live longer," Ye Feng quickly shook his head.
"Really? Your Majesty, I think you enjoy scavenging the scent left by those 'vixens,' don't you?" Su Jiu'er walked over, her slender fingers tracing Ye Feng's collar, her eyes flashing with dangerous light. "I heard that a wealthy woman you saved today insists on donating a thousand water trucks to you as your dowry?"
"That's a rumor! That's slander!" Ye Feng raised his hand in a strong survival instinct. "I was just correcting her understanding of garbage sorting!"
"Correcting your mindset, huh?" Xiao Wu jumped onto Ye Feng's back and grabbed his ear. "Then what's with this thank-you card from the 'Goddess of the Heavens' group? They even said you're the most handsome 'Purifying God' in their hearts?"
"Wives! Let me explain... those were spam emails they sent unilaterally, and I haven't had time to empty the recycle bin yet!"
"Explanation is invalid! You're in charge of the whole family cleaning tonight!"
"Do I have to sweep again? My broom's almost worn down!"
In the first rays of morning sunlight, beside the spotless, gleaming streets.
Emperor Ye, who wielded the Pure Fire of the Heavens and could even condemn the Great Annihilation Will to the trash can, once again transformed into a tragic streak of light, and was "escorted" by three goddesses all the way back to his warm yet challenging home.
I am Ye Feng. I can sweep across the universe, I can purify people's hearts. In this mortal world's sanitation bureau, I am the only cleaner. But the thing I can never clean up in this life is the 'endless supervision' of my three ancestors!
As the city awakens, amidst the orange-red silhouettes, the Great Emperor's purifying legend writes the most exhilarating and purest chapter in this universe!
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