Outside the gate of Pinxiang Garden is a wide, straight and quiet Pinxiang Avenue in the east-west direction with few pedestrians. Here, some vehicles are restricted from entering, such as ox carts, carriages, Mule carts, donkey carts. Cattle, horses, mules and donkeys take a shit, and when they shit on the road, it stinks. To the north of the east end of the avenue, there is a bluestone slab road that is not wide, which leads to a straight pedestrian street. Only pedestrians are allowed on this pedestrian street. If there is a vehicle, it is forbidden to enter. People walking on the pedestrian street can be really lively, this kind of noise is in sharp contrast to the quietness of Pinxiang Avenue.
There is a narrow road to the south from the east of the pedestrian street. This road is uneven, and there are pits in some places. There will be standing water when it rains, and it is usually sewage. Although this street is not wide, there are many people, and vehicles are allowed to pass, so the street is often blocked and constipated. This is good. The various commercial shops on both sides of the street are profitable because of the large number of people. As long as they can make money, it doesn't matter whether it is constipated or not. In the middle of this side street, there is a grocery store. The shop is full of groceries inside and outside. A boy in the grocery store is the character we are talking about. His name is Meng Hai. Meng Hai bought a new pair of shoes, which is almost the same as Ye Duhong's. He needs to buy a shoe brush so that he can wash his shoes when they are dirty. This shoe brush can be used by Meng Hai and Ye Duhong. The task of choosing shoe brushes is in the hands of Meng Hai. Meng Hai has a unique vision of choosing daily necessities. The things he chooses are cheap and practical.
Meng Hai went round and round in the grocery store in order to choose a handy and durable shoe brush. He turned around long enough that the landlady was so angry that she said whether you would buy it or not. If you want to buy, buy as soon as possible. Meng Hai made waves in his heart, and he didn't want to be urged, so he said, "you want to close the door."Of course, the landlady does not close the door, there is no reason to close the door early in the morning, the door of the grocery store has just opened.The landlady glanced at Meng Hai with her eyes, which made Meng Hai uncomfortable. Meng Hai ignored the bitch and turned around at the grocery store. After another turn, he still didn't decide which shoe brush to buy. This was a tough choice.
The proprietress took out a shoe brush from behind the counter, shook it in front of Meng Hai, and asked Meng Hai,"This shoe brush is okay."Meng Hai did not say whether it was OK or not, took the shoe brush, weighed it carefully, and weighed properly. Touching the shoe brush, moderate soft and hard.Meng Hai liked this shoe brush very much and asked the landlady how much it was. The landlady turned her eyelids and said, "three hundred pieces of money." Meng Hai suddenly opened his eyes wide and asked the landlady if she was killing him. The landlady told Meng Hai that she had no intention of killing him at all. "This shoe brush, so expensive" The boss said, "as poor as you are, just buy a shoe-brush at random, why bother to choose?"As soon as Meng Hai heard this, he got angry. Without losing his temper, he took out 500 yuan and paid it to the landlady. Just then, all they heard was a bang. It wasn't that the shoe brush was broken, but that a car crashed into the grocery store.
The proprietress shook her slightly fat body and ran out, asking sky what was going on. Because she didn't know who touched the grocery store, she asked the sky as soon as she ran out. The sky did not answer her, and a carriage under the sky was standing in front of her. The boss lady was full of anger, and asked the bearded man what was going on. When this man saw the boss lady come out, he gave a smile first, and said that he accidentally pressed the washboard. The boss lady angrily told the man that the crushed washboard was worth six hundred yuan. The man did not like the appearance of the boss, so he said that the horse accidentally deflected, causing the car to press against the washboard. Seeing the man shirk responsibility, the boss lady was uncomfortable, and said that if you did not call the horse, could the horse pull the car to my washboard? The man said, your washboard is not worth 600 yuan at all. If it is worth 600 yuan, then it must be of good quality.How can it be broken when the quality is good? The boss said, I don't think you want to lose money. You can't do it if you don't want to lose money. If you cheat, I will let you lie here horizontally. The man said, don't be rude, your washboard is placed outside the door and blocked my car. I haven't scolded you yet. How dare you scold me? The landlady said, why are you so excited? is it reasonable for you to break my washboard?The man said, what do you mean I broke your washboard? my horse accidentally let the car break your washboard. Are you saying that I am a horse? are you saying that I am an animal? don't curse people around the corner. The landlady said, I didn't call you an animal, but you said you were an animal, and you didn't feel stinky even if you scolded yourself. The man said, this washboard is the wrong place for you to put it. Look at your things and put them on the street. Don't say I pressed your washboard, even if I pressed the washbasin behind you, you can't blame me. You don't have the ability to open a grocery store.The boss said, don't speak swear words, I warn you again, don't speak swear words, what is that I can't open a grocery store? can you drive? let me ask you first, do you have a carriage license? let me ask you first, what do you mean I can't open a grocery store? The man said, your washboard slipped down and slipped under my car,how can you let me lose money? The boss said, I want you to pay, who made your car break my washboard? The man said, you are unreasonable.I told you, I didn't break your washboard, it was your washboard that slipped down from above, and you didn't put it in the right place, can you blame me?
The boss rushed over and tore the man's clothes. The man did not shout , but reached out and dragged the boss's long hair. The boss was anxious. She grabbed the man's long beard with both hands. The man said, don't touch my beautiful beard, the landlady said, don't touch my hair.They all cherish what they have, but they still grab each other and they are hurt.
Meng Hai ran over, pushing the landlady with one hand and the man with the other, pushing them away. Meng Hai is a person who has practiced martial arts. How can he not push it away?
Meng Hai said, stop fighting. I have to go home for dinner. I was just waiting for you to take my money after you finished talking. Up to now, madame, you haven't given me the money yet. It occurred to the landlady that she forgot to give Meng Hai the change. She rolled her eyes and said to Meng Hai, beat this man up, and I won't need you to pay for the brush. I'll give you 500 pieces of money later.
Meng Hai said, I don't know him, how can I beat him. Besides, look at his long beard. Such a big person is my elder, and it is not good for the younger generation to beat the elder.
The man said, you beat this guy up, and I'll give you 600 yuan.
Meng Hai said, if you have those 600 pieces of money, you might as well lose the washboard money.
The man said, I was born in Shenwu, not afraid of the court, not afraid of officials, she is a bad person, a washboard I do not lose money, even ten washboards I do not lose money.