Gooner Saga
Issue #1: Just Goon
We all love doing it. Masturbating is what we love.. And to think that we generate amazing fantasies.. Some do come true.
Masturbating is very healthy, common, natural and beneficial no matter what.. In this story our main gooner is David. Living in a small dystopian town of GoonerVille he is a tenant at a big house near a school in which he goes to.
Chapter 1: New Gooner In School
David awakens from his bedroom and leaps out of his single bed and checks his phone.
*ding*
David:who could that be? I just woke up.
David:oh it's Lana, my friend and landlord reminded me to wake up hehe.
David puts on his shirt and walks out of the door, he meets Mia outside in the corridor.
Mia: *nervously* oh… Hey…uh…D-David
David: hey Mia wussup? Mia? Earth to Mia..
Mia glances at David with her ocean eyes, in deep love and care for David.. All her fantasies of him flood her mind
Mia: (shit! I'm getting wet)
David: o..kay.. See ya Mia.
David arrives to his new school and takes a seat in class 11D, his classmates all glance briefly at David, the class representative.. Becky walks towards David.
Becky: You must be David Brown, welcome to Goon High.. I'm the representative as you can see.. I hope we'll get to know each other
David: (holy crap.. Her body is amazing, that dress fits her perfectly) yeah.. I hope so too.
Becky: (ugh.. He's already checking me out.. No wonder he got accepted into gooner high.. He's just like us) Welcome to the family.
David looks to the door as it creaks open, as he lays his eyes on the most beautiful milfy teacher he had ever seen, his dick seems to enjoy the view too.
David: (fuck! I'm bricked)
Ms Winslet: Hello everyone! Settle down.. Today's all about fun so you'll have enough time to goof around.. So, I'm sure youve all noticed David.. Our new student! Everybody be nice to him.. Please come introduce yourself.
David: Yeah so.. Hello everyone! My name is David.. Uhm.. I'm from Downtown I love gooning haha!
Blonde kid: WE ALL DO!
David: Much love homie
Ms Winslet: Okay what an intro haha! Let's get down to business.. Here are your timetables..
Miss Winslet hands out their timetable sheets for them to be able to get to the correct classroom on time.
Chapter 2: Porn Web
David: miss Winslet.. I saw you car outside! It's amazing! How did you afford it?
Winslet: hehe, all I'm saying is.. It's not from the peanuts I earn from this school!
David: what's your other source of income?
Winslet: (I can't let him know I'm in the porn industry yet.. But it would be definitely hot) meh… That's tea for another day haha.. CHOP! CHOP! you're supposed to be in sex studies.
David rushes to the next class, the first one of the day.. Sexual studies, he arrives to the classroom his teacher is a very old pervert.. This bound to get interesting
George: settle down nincompoops.. Time to learn about SEX! it's very good.. Believe me, I'm only 3 inches but she still rocks me.
David: (3 inches?? I'm 7 inches bigger than bro)
George: what's the fastest way to get a guy to bust? Yes Becky..
Becky: depends on what type of sex it is sir.. Oral, anal or vaginal but imma go with oral, make sure to lick that juicy tip, work your way down that thick shaft and pot those balls in your mouth while you stroke his junk and boom.. He's all yours.
George: oh my lord (I'm gonna masturbate to her tonight) well presented dear.. Anyone else? Yes Nola?
Nola: if you can find his fetish? You got him eatin outta the palm of your hand..
George: oh yes, very much agreed. Ok people , make sure to watch porn regularly ok? All the time you can.. It's very healthy as long as you understand it's just fantasy and you know it's just for entertainment.. Ok class see ya tomorrow.
Chapter 3: Last man standing
the class quickly rushed to the next lesson which was Sports, well.. David was confused why everyone wanted to go to sports so badly.. Till he heard that masturbating.. Yes.. Gooning was a sport in the school.. The whole class would have a massive group masturbation session.
David: Dream.. Come.. True.
Their teacher was certified the horniest woman in GoonVille Ms. Cummings.
MsCummings: settle down.. David! No clothes in my classroom!!!
David: my bad.. (shit I hope I'm big enough)
MsCummings: (he's sooo big! I wanna bury that deep into my pussy, my tight little pussy!) uhm.. Ok everyone.. START MASTURBATING IN 3..2..1..GOON!
All you could hear was moaning everywhere, moaning out loud people masturbating non-stop it was pure heaven.. Squirting and cumming everywhere
MsCummings: alright that's was 1 hour of absolute pleasure, the winner with 30 orgasms.. BECKY!.. David come see me after school.
Chapter 4: food fight!!!
Intercom: Attention all students.. Lunch is served at the cafeteria! Come get it.
Everyone is seated at the tables with a partner or friends.. David sees Mia seated alone and decides to join her.
David: Hey Mia..
Mia: Hey my lo- I mean David (shit! Keep it together Mia)
David: this place.. Absolute freedom.
Mia: yeah, what's your orgasm record David?
David: not gonna lie.. I got 5 in there.. You?
Mia: sheesh.. I got 12.
David: man I ought to keep practicing. I'll be number one!
Mia: David.. You're a guy haha! You don't seriously think you'll beat a girl in this game right?
Kevin: FOOOOD FIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!!!
food is being thrown everywhere, everybody getting slammed with potatoes and beans, some chocking, girls shirtless, guys with no pants on rampage across the cafeteria.. The Dean approaches the cafeteria.
DEAN: stoooooooop! Pieces of shit! Look at this wastage.. This is atleast $10 000! Detention for a WEEK!
David: did he?
Mia: Yep.
Chapter 5: David and Cummings
The final bell rings, it's afterschool and learners can now go do anything with their teenage lives, from gooning in public to sex in the alleyways, sluts everywhere you can never be lonely.. But David had a special meeting with MsCummings.
MsCummings: David! Glad you could make it.
David: bet miss Cummings, what ya need me for?
MsCummings: i saw that cock David, I need it in me! But.. We have to build trust.. Do you accept my offer? David?
David: (whoa I get to fuck msCummings.. I can't let this opportunity slip) okay teacher.. I accept your offer of us exchanging pleasure.
MsCummings: good.. Come see me tomorrow night at my house.. Here's my address.. Go masturbate to me. I know you want to hehe.
End of issue 1
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Created by: Dope_Gooner.