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Chapter 1 - Magic That Tears Heavenly Dao's Anus

The Abyss

999th Layer Of Abyss

This was the place known as the infinite chaos, where monsters battled each other for eternity.

But everything changed the moment he appeared.

Today was a very important day for that person.

All the powerful monsters had gathered here for a special occasion.

There was a single castle in the centre of this layer.

It was the place of the Abyssal Monarch, who unified the abyss and conquered countless dominions.

-Aphrodite, The War of Beautiful Ruin

-Persephone, The Iron Queen of the Silent Abyss

-Hyperion,The Storm that Consumes the Sky

-Fenris, The Beast that Devours the Sun

-Surtur, The Flame that Ends the World

-Ragnarok,The Supernova of the Burning Throne

These monster, known as Abyssal kings, had no concept of fear.

Until someone even more scarier appeared made them realise they could also be destroyed.

But all these kings were trembling by the sheer pressure of his Abyssal energy.

Some were trembling in joy , Some in fear.

Sizzle

Abyssal balls were frying in the pan.

It was a girl preparing food for their lord.

Practically she was not a girl but an old hag, but she can be scary when you mention her an old hag.

It was Aphrodite, one of the Abyssal king.

She was the one trembling with joy and preparing food while being in a state of peak ecstacy.

" Why do you think our lord -"

"Shhh- , don't speak."

Fenris who wanted to ask a question was instantly stopped by Hyperion.

" Kekeke-"

"I think our lord is little angry today," Ragnarok said in pure joy, " I think we will conquer a new domain today."

" Can you all shut up?? And why that bitch suddenly trying to cook in the middle of a metting." Persephone barked , but she didn't move, because she didn't want to be the experiment of her cooking.

"It's better to eat poop than to taste food made by her."

In the middle of castle sat a giant throne.

On the giant throne a young man with white hair sat showing his feet.

Although he was sitting calmly with his eyes closed,

Thousands of other Abyssal creatures were terrified.

Because this is the first time in ten thousand years, he had summoned all the creatures.

Ten thousand years ago, when he was thrown into abyss, he was just a trash human.

But thanks to max level Comprehension, he learned everything, nothing was hard for him.

Even the system sent by Heavenly dao, became useless.

He didn't need it.

The system got ptsd, cried for centuries, eventually shut itself down, because he was useless.

It took him thousand years and he finally became monarch of the whole Abyss.

Billions of Abyssal creatures devoured by him. Even all these Abyssal kings with unimaginable power fell on their knees before him.

" My lord-

"why do you want to return?"

" Do you not have everything in this abyss?"

It was surtur, the strongest of all the kings spoke, his voice showed a hint of sadness but also fear.

He was demon of seven meters tall, whose face was always burning with fire.

He was known as the flame that ends the world.

The young man opened his eyes slightly.

" What do I have here, Surtur?"

Surtur was silent.

" Tell me? There must be something here?"

His voice smoothly turning into anger.

Hearing that Aphrodite widened her eyes.

"Are you hungry??"

" My lord, I have prepared something special for you."

Everyone present their gulped.

All the kings present here knows, that everytime their lord gets hungry or misses his home, he throws this type of tantrums.

But what they fear was Aphrodite's special dish.

Every time their lord ate it, he always choose one of the Abyssal kings, torture them for centuries with her food.

" No no no no no...."

Everyone shouted.

Aphrodite ignored and brought her special dish.

" Your majesty, this creature, he would be delighted if you eat him."

Without an exaggeration the dish present infront of him is nothing but disgusting .

It was a creature who didn't have normal body.

It didn't had an upper or lower body, it was only round.

His body was like round, soft, fluffy ass.

And Aphrodite was telling him to eat ass with frying balls.

" What the fuck is this?" He blurted out."Where do you find these creatures?"

" Useless, everyone here is useless," clenching his fist he stepped forward.

" I don't want to eat this disgusting thing, I want some food with real spice , some real taste, my vegetables, my chicken." A voice if desparation came out from him.

Ragnarok looked at him with loyalty.

" Tell me my lord, is this some kind of god or some other creatures. I'll kill it and offer it to you."

" No ,dumbhead, it's not -…..."

Zephyr clenched his fist again and thought that he was about to go crazy.

These creatures didn't have a concept of eating

And explaining all these things to these dumb headed creatures was the last thing he wanted to do.

" And there is no fucking entertainment here-....."

"I see my lord wants some more killing."

" Yes. How could I forget , you are the Abyssal monarch, the peak of evil "

" As expected of my lord"

" Sorry, my lord I killed all the gate protectors. But if you want you can kill me and satisfy your hunger"

Hyperion hit his head on the floor of castle, deeply disappointed with himself.

"My lord please kill us also."

All the Abyssal creatures voices echoed with joy.

[( ಠ _ ಠ )]

...

He gave them a look, the disapproving look, like every mom give to his children.

" Please stop, listen to what I'm doing saying, you dipshits."

He shouted.

With a desparate expression on his face, he returned to his throne.

" Heavenly dao , I wanted to eat some real ass, not this ass-head, "

" If there's at least one woman-"

" Your majesty, if you're talking about woman, I'm here for you-

" Your adorable Aphrodite "

" The prettiest woman in the Abyss"

Zephyr cringed listening to her, feeling like someone puked on him.

Aphrodite was far away from beautiful woman from his standards.

Ten eyes, hand was like tentacles, tongue that feels like would suck all your e energy.

" I'm going to wait for tonight at your bed, My lord."

" No, don't."

" Fufu, don't be shy, I Aphrodite will be forever at your side."

" My Lord, m-m- m- me too."

Persephone also showed her desire.

" My lord, if you want me-"

" Shut up!!!!!!, Surtur"

Looking at all this gave him severe headache.

He took a deep breath and used his spell to calm himself.

[Magic That Heals My Headache ]

A surge of energy emanated from him focusing on his head.

"Oh my fucking Heavenly dao, I must find a way to return, otherwise-"

[ Ding!!!]

[ No need to so hasty to my daddy]

"Oh my, the crybaby is here."

[ I'm not a crybaby anymore ]

[ System went through countless motivational quotes and I finally overcame my PTSD]

" Yeah, sure."

[ ( ಠ ̯ ಠ )] ( Pout)

[ I will show you my might, due to your max level Comprehension I finally found a magic that can return you to home]

" What the fuck?? Really!!"

"Do it, you useless crybaby"

[ Forgive me daddy, for the sin I'm about to do]

**Max Level Comprehension

**Oops! I Learned A New Magic Again

Magic That Tears Heavenly Dao's Anus

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