One might wonder why I. Naruhodo hiyami. Is arriving at school so early. After all doing that is reserved for shut ins and people who's clocks go backwards. But sadly I must be included among these groups. As I open the door to the practically pitch black classroom. I spot a few figures here despite the sun not even being at its post. In fact it's barely peeking over the starting line(the horizon) and these freaks had beaten it . Though I guess I can't say much about them since am here to. I flick the light switch on and five out of the six people in the room begin to rub there eyes and shriek. Actually I think I heard that girl in the back hiss. Scary. Although it's the girl sitting in the front row that really scares me. She didn't so much as flinch when I turned on the lights. The sign of someone who goes outside I bet. But what worries me is why a normal member of society like her is so early. I feel my skeleton jump inside me as I notice the two,long,razor sharp ponytails extending from her head. Chibi kurorezawa. Well chibi isn't her real name . I think. And it's honestly not that fitting a nickname considering she's rather tall. But after knowing her for five years I atleast get nicknaming privileges right? Oh i should probably fix the disgusted look on my face before.
"Hmph! What do you look so surprised for. Coincidences happen. It's not like I came early for you or anything "
"I see. The tsundere has spread to your brain now to"
"Am not a tsundere! And don't say it like it's some sort of disease!"
Isn't it? I ask myself while dodging one of her knife like ponytails by jumping back. There's no need for her to stand with so much energy. I don't exaggerate when I say her hair can slice threw things.
"Is all you can think of teasing me. After I came so early. Accidentally of course"
"Your right I really shouldn't bully my classmates so much. I shall reflect on this"
"Wait come back"
I hear her calling me as I walk out into the corridor and slam the door behind me. I start heading for the stairs at the end of the corridor. Am sure one of the classes upstairs is unlocked.
"Wait...."
Chibi is now clinging onto my hand. Beet red and out of breath. Hold on I only walked a few steps so why is she panting? She looks up at me . Eyes half closed.
"I don't mind.....If you bully me a little. Naru"
"Leeeewwwdd"
"Shut up!"
Hey isn't that form a little to good. Chibi was in the process of swinging her hand back while forming a fist. Even shifting her feet for maximum thrust. Any boxer would be proud of the face altering punch I was about to receive. She swings at me with all her might. Am not sure if she's trying to take my head off so she can put it in a jar. Or put me in a coma so that when I wake up she can pretend we were lovers. However a tiny fit like this is only enough to catch a third rate protagonist of guard.
"HAA!"
I easily side step the punch letting her body slump forward. She immediately studies herself However and launches an uppercut. Jumping back to avoid that I land on the first step of the stairway. She jumps forward with a rush of punches all aimed at me good looking face. Which I manage to avoid by walking backwards up the steps. When we reach the second floor I give her a light kick behind the knee. Causing her to flop to the ground. With how slowly she was falling I could have probably caught her. But I don't want to unlock the chibi route by accident.
"See? Only karma awaits for those who resort to violence "
"Thst wasn't karma you totally just kicked me—"
"Learn from your mistakes next time"
Once more I turn away from her and start walking. Out the window the sun has almost risen completely. I need to find a good place to hide before the othere students show up. Atleast for the morning. Only a few people know so I can get away with it if nobody's asks questions. Yes as long as.
"Wait! Naru is it true that your girlfriend broke up with you!"
"""WAIT FOR REAL!"""
Idiot don't shout it. I look out the window to see an ocean of students at the front gate gawking at me and chibi. So much for my hiding strategy.