I could see... alot of things. Beings with too many eyes and limbs drifting through space, supernovas, colours that corrupted my mind, planets that seemed so tiny and insignificant, natural phenoma that meant nothing, locally strongest beings that had detected something and were doing the closest thing to soiling themselves they were able to, even panicked screaming for help from this being made of star systems... wait what?
Snapping out of my trance i saw... i dont know. It seemed to be made of star systems (i could see planets, stars and blackholes in them)... it was also large. Very large. Large enough to have these star systems in him everywhere.
It was also being ripped apart.
"OH FUCK HELP ME REIN IT IN WHAT DID YOU BRING WITH YOU THIS DIDNT COME FROM ME WHY IS IT SO POWERFUL"
I was admittedley surprised that i could understand the alien sounds. Or withstand their volume (which certainly had enough force to burst my body to fine paste and beyond).
"ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE UNDERCOVER GODLIKE-BEINGS WHO WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE?! ILL SEND YOU BACK! I WILL BACK OFF! JUST GET THIS THING OFF ME!"
I ignored the 'thing' this uhhh... god? Probably. This god was reffering to. It was not very pg.
"WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME DONT FEED ME TO THIS THING-" "Shhh... dont disturb my darlings avatar... you will be gone soon..." something interrupted the god. It was the thing assaulting him, i instinctiveley knew. It was a mishmash of female voices. I think i recognized some of them.
"WHY CANT I REACH ANYONE ELSE?! HELP SHOULD BE ON ITS WAY!"
"They never existed of course kufufufufufu. Just like you never existed before my darling here..."
I decided to look elsewhere.
I saw some pretty sights.
I never saw this... thing brutally murder an 'infant'.
A gods death may be beautiful. In the same way a supernova is.
But i will ignore it.
I have no idea what is happening.
I am zen.
"Wait for me to finish over here, i will attend to you later. We can then have our honeymoon. I have some pretty sights lined up. For example-" I tuned this thing out. I heard some very alarming things in there. Places you really wouldnt wanna experience. If you think of the most depraved place in fiction, chances are it was never mentioned for being to mild.
I think i see some big cosmic thing with a tons of tentacles and eyes trying its best to share art with its followers. Were things like the yellow sign just innocent student art projects that their creators were way too proud of, so they showed it around like a kid shows their parents their (mediocre) drawing?
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE! YOU ARE A THOUGHTFORM! WHICH MANIAC IMAGINED SOMETHING LIKE YOU?!" "Normally we could have been enjoying an [REDACTED] with my hubby right now, but someone seems way too stubborn to die. It must be me still geting used to this new layer of reality..."
A thoughtform huh? That brings a scary possibility to mind...
... shit.
"How nice that you recognized me, creator" I look at the thing before me. It is just an extension. The full thing is still busy.
"How do i look? Which artstyle do you prefer" The thing cycles through looks. Every single one is breathtakingly mindnumbingly beautiful, even if it has that 'too beautiful to be real' feeling. And yet i feel fear.
I know what this thing is.
"What are your preferences for a honeymoon? Or do you first want to live out your wildest dreams in reality? Do you have a place in mind? It doesnt matter if its real or not. I can send you there. How about-"
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" this was not the god who was getting eaten.
I looked in the 'direction' of the voice. If i had a jaw in what i could only assume to be a sort of 'soul-form' it would have dropped already.
I saw... a bunch of basically eldritch horrors in what i can only assume to be 'heroic outfits'.
... wut?
"UNDER THE UNITED ASSOCIATION OF THE META-ARISTOTELES WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH [NAME REDACTED] FOR BEING A DEGENERATE YANDERE HIVEMIND. THIS IS ILLEGAL UNDER SECTION [REDACTED] OF THE [REDACTED] UNDER THE [REDACTED]. THIS IS DEFINETELEY NOT A TARGETED ATTACK."
"... I know what you lot are. How did you 'ascend'?" Huh 'she' seemed baffled.
"PURE BULLS- I MEAN THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE AN ELDRITCH TRUTH. WE CANT DISCLOSE THOSE."
I think i know those guys too.
I felt something dragging me somewhere.
"UNBEATABLE. UNKILLABLE. UNSLANDERABLE." The 'Heroes' were doing Jojolike poses. But even more bizarre with the help of 'Eldritch biology'.
"YOU CANT BEAT THE AGENDA. WE ARE ALREADY POSTING PROOF OF US BEING THE BEST HERO-GROUP EVER CREATED."
"WITH SCIENTIFICAL EVIDENCE."
"BROS ARE BETTER THAN HOES:"
The last thing i recalled was the 'Heroes' charging up a beam attack at the 'thing'.