??????: BRO I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW EITHER! HOW ABOUT YOU COME BACK AND UNTIE ME INSTEAD OF LEAVING ME HERE TYPING
Sun: I don't trust you.
Evernight: SEEEE????? stupid Pasta can't even figure this out
??????: FOR FUCK SAKE MY NAME IS NOT PASTA
??????: And I already told you I didn't know! That phone was right next to me. I just saw it when he walked out!!
??????: When I picked it up, it SUDDENLY balance my corupption! THAT IS SO FKING CRAZY ISNT IT???? I've been living under Lilith helps for hundreds of years, AND I CAN'T EVEN BALANCEE MYSELF UNTIL NOW WHAT THE FUCK???
The Fool: is the phone really that strong?
??????: WELL YOU HEARD ME!
Evernight: WHY ARE YOU YELLING
??????: AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
The Fool: okay but how DOES the phone get there
??????: you ASKED me 788993929times ALREADY AND I TOLD YOU I DONT KNOW. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?? MAYBE STEVE JOBS MADE IT AND PUT IT HERE
Evernight: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!!!!
??????: BECAUSE I WANT TO!!
The Great Emperor of this World: That phone isn't even Apple. Huawei's is clearly better.
??????: SHUT UP YOU'RE ASIAN
The Great Emperor of this World: AND YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN
Evernight: wait so you're really from the same era as us?
??????: wow what a good guess. Congratulations!
Evernight: Does your mouth have no sphincter or sum?
??????: YOUR mouth has no sphincter Even though you're the sequence 2 and the one who kill Fregia IDGAF
Evernight: ???? How do you know that
??????: SEQUENCE 0 JUST DIED QHAT DO YOU THINK
??????: stupid dog
Evernight: said the darkest side of the universe
??????: l AM THE DARKNESS
Evernight: NO I AM
??????: NUH UH
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh my god yall are so childish
The Great Emperor of this World: I AM THE DARKNESS
Evernight: SHUT UP HUANGTAO
??????: SHUT UP EMPEROR
Sun: Why does everyone want to be darkness? Light is clearly better!
??????: Because it's cool!
The Great Emperor of this World: Because it's cool duh???
The Great Emperor of this World: wait Why are you copyin me?
??????: What? Why did you copy me?
??????: YOU ARE
The Great Emperor of this World: YOU ARE!
??????: NUH UH
The Great Emperor of this World: NUH UHH
??????: ...
The Great Emperor of this World: ....
The Great Emperor of this World: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody
??????: My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody
The Great Emperor of this World: !!!!!!!!!
The Great Emperor of this World: T T T TWIN...?
??????: TWIN!!!!
Sun: it's not cool at all!
??????: You dont understand!
The Great Emperor of this World: Yes!!!
Sun: (｡-｀へ´-｡)
The Fool: HUANGTAO STOP IT
The Great Emperor of This World: Oh shi
The Great Emperor of This World: i Forgor
??????: gosh im tired of repeating myself! JUST COME BACK AND UNTIE ME IM SAFE BRUH
??????: IT'S NOT LIKE THE GREAT MOTHER GONNA SAY "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody"
The Fool: okay that's kinda make sense
Sun: ..fine
Evernight: lmao what a terrible welcome to a new member
Sun: Because that guy's an evil Demon King!
??????: IM CORRUPTED
Evernight: DON'T LIE LIL BRO YPU STILL CAN THINK AND HAVE YOUR OWN MIND
??????: Oops
Evernight: DON'T oops ME
The Fool: Wait, Grisha!
The Fool: He might be lying!
Sun: ?
??????: lying what???
The Fool: If you were really tied up and wanted Grisha to untie you, how could you possibly type?
The Fool: And by the way, how did you even pick up the phone out in the first place?
The Great Emperor of this World: Maybe the phone just happened to fall into his hand?
The Fool: Huang Tao!
The Great Emperor of this World: Okay, okay, I get it bruh
??????: Well..
??????: I picked it up with my foot.
Evernight: ...
Sun: Oh!
??????: I put my thumb and index finger into the phone and slowly picked it up.
The Fool: OKAY OKAY OKAY NO NEED TO GET IN DETAILED
The Great Emperor of this World: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓽....
The Great Emperor of this World: Wait, are you a man or a woman?
Sun: He's a man.
Evernight: This guy's a man.
The Fool: Have you ever seen a woman this freak in your life?
The Great Emperor of this World: ewwwww feet
??????: SHUT UP BRO
The Fool: So... did that phone balanced your corupption
??????: Hey, are you on the verge of this?
The Fool: I'm trying to be serious!
??????: SIGHHHHHHh yeah it did I don't understand how it works either. Are you guys the one who build it or sum?
Evernight: No, we found it too
Sun: This phone might not be just an ordinary thing.
Sun: I can guess a little bit where it came from.
The Fool: Tell us!
Evernight: Tell me!
Sun: It's a bit early now. Let's save it for later
Sun: Oh, and Zhou, don't speculate on the origins of this phone until you become an angel.
The Fool: I completely forgot about that. but okay I guess???
??????: Uh, hello? Are you done talking? Come untie me!
The Great Emperor of This World: Hey, stop interrupting! They're serious.
??????: SHUT UP
The Fool: Huang tao shut uppppppp
The Great Emperor of This World: HELLO???????? IM TRYING TO HELP YOU BRO
??????: wait shit What was that noise?
Sun: It's me.
??????: HUH
??????: NONONOONONON IM NOT READY
The Fool: ?? Didn't you just tell him to hurry up and untie you?
??????: NOT WHEN IM USING THE PHONE WITH MY FEET
The Great Emperor of This World: It might be...freaky tie....
The Fool: yk our grisha wouldn't do that
??????: AGGAHAGAGUQUE8EOWJFAIXJJXOZJZJX
The Fool: or do..
Evernight: Can we make a group rule that says you can't type screams and then disappear?
The Great Emperor of This World: Zhou would got kick out immediately
The Fool: Hellooo???? I never do that
Evernight: .
The Fool: Okay fine but even if I did that, so what! It' not like you can kick me out anyways
Evernight: True.. Huang Tao you're so dumb man What kind of rules did you just come up with?
The Great Emperor of This World: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT IT UP
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Sun: We're back!
The Fool: Hi grisha welcome back. How's it going?
Sun: I checked his condition. And the corupption isn't fully disappeared, but rather a balance has been established, allowing him to maintain his current state.
Sun: That means he's just like us now, he be able to communicate and live normally. But still, We don't know how long he'll be able to remain like this
The Great Emperor of this World: I mean As long as the phone is still there, he might be able to remains like that I guess?
Sun: mhm, that possibility shouldn't be ruled out. This phone is a really important factor for us.
Evernight: So...he's one of us now, huh?
Sun: yeah!＼(^-^)／
Evernight: Oh okay
Evernight: wellllll although I don't like that guy, I'm afraid we'll have to call a truce for a while... welcome! Lil of the darkest side of the universe.
The Great Emperor of this World: YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLO NEIGHBOR
The Great Emperor of this World: WE'LL BE CELEBRATING BY EATING PASTA
Evernight: 2epoch doesn't have a pasta tho
Sun: I can make them for you!(^-^)/
Evernight: Uh nevermind
The Fool: dude you really like pasta that much huh
The Great Emperor of this World: i mean farbauti sounds like a French name?
The Fool: Pasta is Italian
The Fool: Besides, isn't he from Australia?
The Great Emperor of this World: HUH
The Great Emperor of theisWorld: IT'S ITALIAN???
The Great Emperorof this World: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Evernight: Wait where's farbauti?? is he reading our messages
Sun: I am here
Sun: He's reading besides me
Sun: [Sends photo]
Evernight: ????? Then why didn't you let him type
Sun: A society with heads down isn't good.
The Great Emperor of this World: lmaooaoaoaoaoskksjzhdjsksk laksojxhxsjsksksk
??????: Do I still need to introduce myself?
The Great Emperor of this World: Introduce yourself! Even tho we know you
??????: fine. I'm Farbauti! from Australia SEQUENCE 0! Remember that. Because this Demon King will rule the world!
The Fool: That line "from Australia" softens everything.
Evernight: I think it sounds more edgy.
The Great Emperor of this World: So edgy. I love it.
The Great Emperor of this World: Someone, please take a screenshot of this. In a year or two, try bringing it back to him
??????: I'm not edgy!
The Fool: is ur name actually Farbauti or what?? Isn't there an easier old name?
??????: Let that old thing die. Farbauti is obviously cooler!!
The Fool: so It's a dead name huh?
The Great Emperor of this World: Who the fuck would want to be called Farbauti?
??????: SHUT UP IT'S COOLER
The Great Emperor of this World: NONONONOONNO i understand...It's so cool...because I'm Roselle Gustav! The man who will become the greatest emperor of the world!
The Great Emperor of this World: okay I lied it's actually Huang tao
The Great Emperor of this World: I'm from China. Same country as Zhou (^з^)-☆
The Great Emperor of this World: @The Fool this guy is Zhou. @Evernightthis one is Amani, and the other is Grisha. You probably already know!
Evernight: Why are you the only one who gets to introduce yourself so coolly???????
The Great Emperor of this world: I'm nit lettin yall steal my spotlight! (ゝω・´★)
Evernight: DUDDEEEEEEE
The Fool: Everyone's introduced, aren't you going to named your self?
??????: Me?
The Fool: Yep
??????: Ohhhhhh gimme a min
The Great Emperor of This World: YIPPE Finally someone will have a weird name like mine
Evernight: I bet 50 that he'll name himself the darkest side of the universe.
The Great Emperor of this World: I bet 70 it'll be even more bizarre.
Sun: What are yall playing?
Evernight: GRISHAAAAAa! Let's make a bet
Sun: Oh?
Sun: well, i bet 50 that it'll be a normal name.
The Great Emperor of this World: ouhhhhhhhh good playyyy
The Fool: I bet 10 that it'll be a short, bizarre name.
The Great Emperor of this World: ONLY TEN???
The Fool: Do I look like someone with a lot of money?
The Great Emperor of this World: Haha no.. I'm sorry
Devil Monarch: this is it
Evernight: Oh, that's pretty cool!
Evernight: DOES THAT MEAN I LOST
The Great Emperor of this World: AM I STILL THE ONLY ONE WITH LONG NAME NOOOOOAOAOAOOAOAIDHHDHCHC
Devil Monarch: What do you mean???
The Great Emperor of this World: Now, it's just Grisha and Zhou... Who do you think win?
Evernight: I mean It's a bit weird, but it is a normal name tho
Sun: You can give it to Zhou I can't use it anyway! ┐(^_^)┌
The Fool: OMG GRISHA I LOVE YOu
The Fool: MY SAVIOR
Devil Monarch: ????? Are you two dating????
The Fool: WHAT????? NO
The Great Emperor of this World: he just have weird obsession with money don't mind him
The Fool: THAT'S BECAUSE IM POOR
The Fool: Anyways, welcome officially Farbauti!
The Fool: gosh can you change your name
The Great Emperor of this World: WELCOME FAFA UNC
Devil Monarch: FAFA UNC?????
Evernight: LMFAO FAFAAAAAAAAAAAAA WELCOME!
Sun: fafa＼(^-^)／
Devil Monarch: DUDE STOP IT NOW IT SOUND LIKE A CHILDS NAME
Devil Monarch: gksh whatever, take care of me.
Welcome home (4) ---> (5)
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The Fool: Do yall remember the story of an acquaintance of mine who had a strange fate something something and suddenly he died?
The Fool: Oh, except for Fafa I know you don't know
Devil Monarch: STOP CALLING ME FAFA
The Great Emperor of this World: I don't remember.
Sun: I remember you mentioning that
The Fool: yeah he's dead now. And his death was nothing out of the ordinary. Even when I went up to Sefirah Castle to make a prediction, I didn't see anything! And now, a prince of a great royal bloodline is asking me to investigate the cause.
Evernight: Is it someshit like ince guy or something?
The Fool: Yes, the same as that incident involved our beloved creator, Grisha!
Sun: (´;ω;`)
The Great Emperor of this World: Prince?
The Fool: Edchuck i think? of the Loen Dynasty.
The Great Emperor of this World: haven't heard of him!
The Fool: I wonder why
Devil Monarch: I can't keep up with any of this. What's this?
Devil Monarch: What's even is aurora order What's true Creator? What's the prophecy on the Sefirah? Are You occupy the Sefirah?
The Fool: Duhhh?
Devil Monarch: ...you're not celestial worthy right
The Fool: OF COURSE NOT
Devil Monarch: then HOW did you manage to occupy the Sefirah? I mean although it wasn't sealed, even Phregia couldn't control it????
The Great Emperor of this World: dang you're smarter than you look!
Devil Monarch: ANSWER ME
The Great Emperor of this World: omg teenager theses day can't wait for a minnnnnnnn
Devil Monarch: IM LITERALLY THOUSANDS YEAROLDS HOW ABOUT THAT
Evernight: WHY ARE YOU YELLING
Devil Monarch: WHAT IS YOUR PROPLEM LADY
The Fool: He's 19 just entered college before transmigrated
Devil Monarch: LOOK WHOS THE LIL BRO NOW
The Great Emperor of this World: WE ALL TEN THOUSANDS YEAROLDS SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
Evernight: Don't fool yourself lil bro
The Great Emperor of this World: No, no, no! I'm old enough to lie around and pick up girls in bed and eat steak and use people's taxes all day long.
The Fool: SON OF A BITCH
The Great Emperor of this World: WOAH OKAY IM SORRY DUDE YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
The Great Emperor of this World: please don't write a whole ass paragraph this time
The Fool: DANG IT WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LEGALLY PAYS TAXES ON THIS DAMN GROUP!
The Fool: Wait no I work for the church so I don't have to pay...wait no now I'm a regular citizen. I'll have to pay anyway. HUANG TAO WHY DID YOU BRING BACK THE FUCKING TAXES
The Great Emperor of this World: I didn't bring it back! It already existed!!
The Fool: CANALE THEM
The Great Emperor of this World: NO
Devil Monarch: Wait what church? What taxes? What are yall talking about?
Evernight: ???? Are you okay is your brain damaged
Sun: did the corupption take over?
Evernight: wait.. How old are you? How do you not know what taxes are?
The Fool: Taxes are for developing the country and for some nOblE to use
The Great Emperor of this World: broorororororor
The Fool: ...Wait a minute.
The Fool: @Sun Grisha, have you told him we're in a different epoch yet???
Sun: (^_^;)
The Great Emperor of This World: Bro
The Fool: Grishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Evernight: Another victim of Grisha's forgetfulness.
The Fool: Isn't forgetful people supposed to be Amani bc of her pathway? Why is grisha like this
Evernight: I mean it's researcher
Evernight: That's why I told you to get plenty of sleep.
Sun: Sorry TT
Devil Monarch: ...What difference epoch?
The Great Emperor of This World: uh Zhou and I are from the 5th epoch, 200 years apart! thousands of years apart from you giys
The Great Emperor of This World: Oh shoot do we have to sit here and tell this guy everything, one by one????
The Great Emperor of This World: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
The Great Emperor of This World: YALLLLLLL COME HERE LET'S TELL HIM A BED TIME STORY
The Fool: nah you can tell him I'm going back to sleep
Sun: I'm going to get some more research samples. I'll leave it to you(*･∀･)
The Great Emperor of This World: waitvwhqt
Evernight: yeah bro I think I left my gas on I gtg
The Great Emperor of This World: FUCKYOU YOU DONT EVEN HAVE GAS
Devil Monarch: this friend group really loves you huh
The Great Emperor of This World: UGH
The Great Emperor of This World: fineeeeeeeeee I'll tell you myself!
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The Fool: @Evernight uh.. normally, unless you're on the Sleepless pathway, can you enter other people's dreams?
Evernight: i think it's depends on the situation.
Evernight: So yeah ig? Why would you wanna enter someone's dreams
The Fool: Uh no someone entered my dream
The Great Emperor of This World: GHOST
Devil Monarch: You're about to be killed by the government's secret service
Evernight: WHO DARE TO TOUCH MY DEAR LIL ZHOU ZHOU
The Fool: There's no such thing like that
The Fool: FYM DEAR LIL ZHOU ZHOU??
The Fool: ..whatever, Remember that mirror I mentioned before? The one I said was weird.
Evernight: No
The Great Emperor of This World: the one you mentioned it once and then never mentioned it again?
Devil Monarch: The demonic mirror that will take your soul!?
The Fool: Huang Tao what did you tell him
The Great Emperor of This World: Uh... about our group?(￣▽￣;)
The Fool: ...You know what? Never mind
The Fool: That mirror might be called Arrodes? It just entered my dream and projected a steam church, completely destroying the Amon family tomb.
The Great Emperor of This World: dang
The Fool: AND THEY'RE SO FKING COOL
The Fool: ONE BOOM AND AMON FAM GOT SWEEP OUT
The Great Emperor of This World: DANG
The Fool: man i think you chose the right church Huang Tao
The Fool: @Sun, are you reading? i have more of your info..even tho it's little
Sun: I am here
The Fool: There's a picture in that tomb. It's a painting of you and the angel holding Amon and Adam.
Sun: Adam and Steve?
The Fool: Please don't name you son steve
The Great Emperor of this World: ADAMMMMMMM MY NEPHEW!
Evernight: I hope this one's good
Evernight: okay that's sounded bad
The Fool: BUT WAITTTTTT there's more! Guess what is this about
The Great Emperor of this World: Amani
Devil Monarch: Amani?
Evernight: Huh? Me?
Evernight: Im guessing fafa.
Sun: Fafa.
Devil Monarch: STOP CALLING ME THAT MY NAME IS FARBAUTI
The Fool: Two of you got it right. I saw a crossroads to fafa's hometown, Australia!
Devil Monarch: HUH
The Fool: or we might call it hell
Sun: the crossroads to hell? Maybe by Amon?
The Fool: yep I think so
Evernight: Maybe it was to create a way to visithus unc
Devil Monarch: UNCLE????? IM STILL YONG AND BEAUTIFUL HELLOOOOOO??
Evernight: STOP YELLING
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP!!
The Great Emperor of this World: I remember someone around here saying he was thousands of years old
Devil Monarch: YOU SAID WE WERE ALL THE SAM AGE
The Great Emperor of this World: YES! And I'm willing to be an uncle.
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP MUSTACHE UNC
The Great Emperor of this World: WHAT DIS YOU JUST CALLED ME??
Evernight : WHY ARE WE YELLING
Sun: That mirror can sense the aura of the Sefirah Castle, right?
The Fool: uh I think? He said he was my loyal servant something..so maybe he's a former servant of the old Sefirah Castle owner?
Sun: Probably not. But he'll be very useful in the future, so keep him
The Fool: uhh okie!
Devil Monarch: now can you tell me how the fuck did you just yoink the sefirah Castl form somewhere and use it????
Devil Monarch: WOW NOW YOU ALL GONE. THANKYOU FOR THE ANSWER
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The Great Emperor of this World: What's hell like? I think I'll visit you later
The Great Emperor of this World: @Devil Monarch
Devil Monarch: ??????????
Devil Monarch: uh...Australia?
The Great Emperor of this World: No, I mean the conditions? The place?
Devil Monarch: Australia.
Evernight: Australia?
Devil Monarch: Australia.
Evernight: Australia??
Devil Monarch: Australia.
Evernight: yeah understandable
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh my god bruh, WHAT'S AUSTRALIA LIKE????
The Great Emperor of this World: like,Is it hot?
Devil Monarch: Australia
The Great Emperor of this World: Is it dangerous?
Devil Monarch: Australia
The Great Emperor of this World: Are there a lot of monsters?
Devil Monarch: It's kinda normal for Australia.
Sun: It's really Australia(〃´ω`〃)
The Great Emperor of this World: DID YALL SPEAK THE WORD "AUSTRALIA" OR SUM
Devil Monarch: well, It's Australia.
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh my gosh this got to be rage baiting IM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE FRENCH MAN
Devil Monarch: FRENCH MAN MY ASS YOU STUPID ASIAN!!
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The Fool: Ladies and gentlemen! i have good news!
The Fool: I've already advanced to sequence 6! And I've already digested ALOT of the potion. It's probably because I have you guys constantly reminding me that I'm Zhou Mingrui, not Klein Moretti or Sherlock Moriarty!
The Great Emperor of this World: ARE YOU SERIOUSSS!?!??!?!? I'VE ONLY DIGEST HALF
The Great Emperor of this World: but like im not even surprised. CONGRATS MI BROOOOOOOO
Evernight: CONGRATATATATATTATATATA
Sun: Congratulations! (ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ
The Fool: Speaking of which, you've only seen Klein, but you've never seen Zhou Mingrui SOOOOOOOOO
The Fool: [Send photo]
The Great Emperor of this World: OH MY GOD
The Great Emperor of this World: GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY MY BOI FROM MY HOME TOWN
The Great Emperor of this World: I LOVE YOU MI BROOOO YOU'RE SO CHINESE
The Fool: because im Chinese dumbass
Evernight: So handsome!
Sun: ＼(^^)／
Devil Monarch: Zhou is only sequence 6??????
The Great Emperor of This World: Yes, but as I said, we're gods in the future!
Devil Monarch: ...
Devil Monarch: With a backer of a true god and an angel, plus a Sefirah..ofc he do CHEATER
Devil Monarch: I thought waking up as a seq0 and ruling the world would be cool enough...
The Great Emperor of This World: THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING
The Great Emperor of This World: YOU ALL WOKE UP WITH POWERS!! I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS A NORMAL HUMAN BEING
The Fool: AT LEAST YOU WERE RICH
The Great Emperor of this World: oh shit lmao
Evernight: Man don't worry about it. Look at Grisha. He's a god with multiple pathway
Devil Monarch: ..fuck it man
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The Fool: FUCKING SHIT
The Great Emperor of this World: Dead yet?
The Fool: COINCIDENCE
The Fool: wait no I'm not dead yet
Sun: Don't let it find out about your identity!
The Fool: This is so fking scary man..
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The Fool: I'm going to see the Medici. Do you want to talk to him, Grisha?
Sun: ? does he want to talk to me?
Evernight: I'll bet 70 that he'll bark to talk to you.
The Great Emperor of this World: I bet 100 for that
Evernight: well I BET 150
The Great Emperor of this World: OH YOU WANNA FIGHT??
Devil Monarch: Who's Medici?
Sun: My servant angle^_^
Evernight: read head ahhh dog that able to ate Grisha's food.
Devil Monarch: Is it that bad
The Great Emperor of this World: we don't know..at least not yet but his angle cry eating his food
Devil Monarch: ...in a good or a bad way????
Evernight: We'll never know
The Fool: I'm here! Uh, if there's any weird text about "MY LORD" that is NOT me babai
Evernight: NOOOOOOOOO ZHOUUUUUUUU
Devil Monarch: Wdym by "weird"?
The Great Emperor of this World: a Simp
The Fool: MY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun: It's been a while since we've talked, Medici! ^_^
The Fool: IT'S NOTHING AT ALL MY LORD! YOU'RE WORD HAS BLESSED MY WHOLE DAY
Sun: I'm glad to hear that
The Fool: (〃▽〃)
Devil Monarch: Woah ew he really is a simp
The Fool: SHUTVUP IM TALKIG TO MY LORE
Evernight: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO OUR FRIEND??? RED HEAD ASS
Devil Monarch: f f f f f f freind..?????
The Fool: Why are you stutterin in text
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP
The Great Emperor of this World: BRING US BACK OUR ZHOU
Sun: guys please don't fight
Sun: Medici, can you tell us about the Fourth epoch history?
Sun: we can just talk if you don't want to
The Fool: I can definitely do that my lord!
The Great Emperor of this World: tsk
Evernight: TSK TSK
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The Fool: Zhou's here!
The Fool: dang what was that long ass text above!?
Sun: Information about the Fourth Epoch! This is just a snippet, not the whole thing.
Devil Monarch: I can't process a single shit in this information.. THE FUCK YOU MEAN SALINGER IS A TRUE GOD NOW??
Evernight: I KNOW RIGHT?? But at least he died
The Great Emperor of this World: IM WRITING EVERY SINGLE WORD DOWN RN 4TH EPOCH HIDTORY IS SOOOOOO COOLLLLL
Evernight: I'm confused after reading it. But what I do know is that I absolutely detest fuckass salinger
Evernight: that fucking snake that I hate
Sun: just let it go Amani
Evernight: BUT EVEN SO (｀Д´)
The Great Emperor of This World: Dw Bae you're so cool in the history ngl
The Great Emperor of This World: Mommy...
Evernight: SHUT UPPPPPPPP
Evernight: ONE DAY, I'm going to kick your ass and let the wholewide world see
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The Fool: Don't forget the gathering!
The Great Emperor of this World: oki dokieeeewwe i canceled the tea party was just for this btw
Devil Monarch: A gathering?
The Fool: gatherin at Sefirah Castle. Would you like to join us?
The Great Emperor of this World: it's kinda like a zoom meeting
The Great Emperor of this World: JOIN US
Evernight: legend Grisha once said "join our evil organization"
The Great Emperor of this World: LMFAOOOOOO
Devil Monarch: It' kinda cool I guess but like.. don't really want to get involved in any trouble..
The Great Emperor of the World: @Sun Grisha, if he refuses, try bringing YOUR food to him
Evernight: ouh.....
The Fool: too far man too far...
Sun: I'm just making a cake!
Sun: [Sends photo]
The Fool: ...That's life threatening!
Devil Monarch: IS THAT A CAKE..????
The Great Emperor of this World: Ohhhhh that looks delicious.
Evernight: yk "The Devil" codename just happens to be empty.
Devil Monarch: YALLL?????
Devil Monarch: fuck it... Never mind! I've endured this taint for hundreds of years! How could Ibe defeated by something like this!
Evernight: famous last word
The Fool: We'll miss you
Sun: I'm here! Let's have some cake! (*＾▽＾*)
The Fool: The meeting starts in an hour! Hurry up, Grisha!
The Great Emperor of this World: RIP Demon King-kun. Love and miss you forever
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Devil Monarch: OOHSVSHOCSOYGQOJVOJQGOJQGOUQJQPVAPAJHI9QIHWU9GUTW69WUTYPIQOPHQ
Devil Monarch: FINE FINE FINE ILL JOIN JUSTVLET ME GO BRO IM SORYRYRYSJALLQ
Evernight: grisha food def solo all anicient god
The Fool: Maybe we really are an evil organization...this is so evil
The Great Emperor of this World: i mean Who cares anyway?
The Fool: [Send photo]
The Fool: Choose a codename! The meeting starts in 20 minutes.
Devil Monarch: The Devil!!
The Fool: Welcome to our evil organization!
Evernight: I knew you'd choose the Devil!
Devil Monarch: I SWEAR TO GOOD THIS IS NOT A FOOD ITS A FUCKING ATOMIC BOOM
The Fool: The meeting starts every Monday at 3:00 PM. Be ready before thenA Oh, and don't forget to recite my honorifics name!
Devil Monarch: IM GONNA PUKE
The.Great Emperor of this World: Lord great god Grisha's power is beyond our imagination..
Evernight: I'm so glad I survived his food it until now.
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The Great Emperor of this World: BRO PUT YOUR WING AWAY I CAN'T SEE
Devil Monarch: yes you can???
The Great Emperor of this World: ONO I DON'T
Devil Monarch: I'm guessing that's not my problem
The Great Emperor of this World: I wanna punch you so bad I'm not even kidding
Devil Monarch: Wait so those people sitting on that side are all from the 5th Epoch? All of them?
The Great Emperor of this World: Yepppppp And we're the time-travelers who are on this side
Devil Monarch: why is that tall guy looks so goofy
Evernight: What the hell did you just say to our little Sun???
Evernight: Our child is the cutest in the world!
Devil Monarch: THAT GUY IS TALLER THAN A DEMON
Evernight: SHUT UP HE'S JUST A TINY LIL BOI
Devil Monarch: Are all those self-professed mother wannabe always crazy? He must want to be my follower more than your son!
The Great Emperor of this World: (I agree with this one.)
Devil Monarch: Right???
Evernight: SAID THE DARKEST SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
Evernight: HE WANNA SEE LIGHT! NOT DARKNESS
Evernight: ALSO HUANG TAO WHO ARE YOU ON THAT GUY SIDE
Devil Monarch: WHY ARE YOU YELLING
Evernight: IM NOT! YOU ARE!
Sun: guys I think The Sun is acting a little weird isnt he
Sun: Zhou?
The Fool: yeahhhhhh I kinda see that
The Fool: ...Looks like we've got a big problem here
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The Great Emperor of this World: POOR LIL SUN WHY DOES HE HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS
The Great Emperor of this World: Grisha, after this, try giving him the next seq formula He's been working really hard!(ToT)(ToT)
Sun: mhm, that shouldn't be a problem(^_^)
The Fool: Wait a minute, if these are all the orthodox gods from orthodox church..then is that ugly wolf over there is Amani????
Evernight: EKEKEKKEKEKEKFEKEKKEKEJEJDGGCKD9QUSGDVD WHO THE FUCK DID THAT WHY AM I SO SCARY AND UGLY HWSTSKAOOAYSYXJXU
Sun: must be Ouroboros!
Evernight: THAT STUPID AHHH SNAKE IM GONNA KILL HIM AND BARBECUES HIM
Devil Monarch: It's so cool...
The Great Emperor of this World: I think monsters are cool tho..
Evernight: UGH MEN THESE DAY..I NEED MORE WOMEN IN THIS GROUP!!
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Devil Monarch: I alread told you, I'm the Demon King of Darkness! All the demons in this world must submit to me! Snap my fingers? BOOM your country disappear!
The Great Emperor of this World: Then I'm the Great Emperor who will protect my kingdom from destruction!
Devil Monarch: lame
The Great Emperor of this World: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
The Fool: Are you guys really going to roleplay all day? Don't you guys have a job????
The Great Emperor of this World: I have to attend to the royal family tomorrow! but I'm bored right now so yeah. Does the Demon King even have a job?
Devil Monarch: Not yet
Evernight: Holy unemployment
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP I'm letting my other self do it cuz I'm corrupted
The Fool: other self?? Like how grisha created sasir??
Devil Monarch: uhhhh ig??
Evernight: but you're not coruppted anymore tho
Devil Monarch: That's why i said "not yet" untill he found out about that i can just let him do all the work And live my life
Evernight: ... you really are evil
Devil Monarch: thank you(~▽~＠)♪♪♪
The Fool: okay let's get to the point.
The Fool: I think we'll be getting a new member of the club soon.
The Great Emperor of this World: !!!!
The Great Emperor of this World: Y YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS...?????
The Fool: OF COURSE I DO
The Fool: But I didn't invite him. Someone BIG in his family sent him. he's from a vampir I mean sanguines family
Sun: sanguines?
The Great Emperor of this World: im Confused???? Did your identity got leaked???
The Fool: I think i know who sent him.
Devil Monarch: LILITH!?
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh, Lilith! Yes, Lilith! I remember.
Evernight: I SMELL WOMEN MENTIONED! WHERE
Devil Monarch: Lilith hasn't come to visit me since I balanced the corruption.
Evernight: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GO SEE HER
Devil Monarch: she's... kind of crazy? Maybe? I just don't want to go see her when she's crazy.
Evernight: Crazy girl... I don't mind that...𝓗𝓮𝓱
The Fool: What kind of ccrazyare you talking abt
Devil Monarch: Well... She would manifest into a mountain range of flesh. On top of that, all kinds of reproductive organs grew as they spewed out thick black fog while constantly producing all sorts of strange creatures. All the powerhouses who approached her would be overwhelmed by the desire to mate and reproduce.
The Fool: Oh...
The Great Emperor of this World: ...I'm disgusted.
Evernight: ouh she's such a freak
The Great Emperor of the World: yeah she's all your blud
Devil Monarch: But she's a good person tho She's very gentle and caring!
Sun: Even if shes form the future, Sending that sanguine must a sign
The Great Emperor of this World: Cool! The members keep coming! We are winning!
The Great Emperor of this World: Btw who's this new member?
The Fool: Oh
The Fool: That otaku vampire I mentioned earlier
Evernight: ...
The Great Emperor of this World: ...
Sun: That's great! (^_^)
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The Fool: Mr. Moon has joined us!
The Great Emperor of this World: I'm afraid I'll accidentally call him "Mr. Otaku!" someday at the damn meeting...
Devil Monarch: is he the type of person who thinks he's the protagonist of the era??
Devil Monarch: tsk Nonsense! The protagonist of the era is here!
The Great Emperor of this World: waaaaaa thanksmannanannanananan I'm shyyy Why are you complimenting me like thatttttttt?
Devil Monarch: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU
Evernight: It has to be Zhou of course.
The Fool: Honestly, I just want to go home. I can't be the protagonist bro
Devil Monarch: NO
Devil Monarch: You guys are stupid
The Fool: Oh you mean Grisha!
The Great Emperor of this World: Big bro???
Evernight: ohhhhhhhhh Grisha.
Sun: ( ＾ω＾)?
The Great Emperor of this World: i mean that's kinda right. Grisha has kicked the asses of many ancient gods, and he's also incredibly powerful. How could he not be the protagonist?
The Fool: And countless angels, with the first blasphemy slate
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh right!
Devil Monarch: ...Okay I won't argue with that.
Evernight: When I'm in a "who is the real protagonist" competition, but Grisha showed up.
The Fool: LMFAOOOOO
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The Fool: I'm moving out of Backland!
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh??? where are you going? Intis? Come visit me!
The Fool: We're 200 years apart
The Great Emperor of this World: aw man
Sun: Are you going out to sea?
The Fool: I'm going out to sea!
The Fool: ...
The Fool: Grisha please stop doing that
The Fool: how can you even guess everything like this it's creeping me tf out...
Sun: I can only guess from the fact that you've digested so much of the potion at once (^.^) After all, the ritual involves listening to the voices of mermaids while drinking the potion.
The Great Emperor of this World:AARE YPU TRYNA STEAL MY PIRATE KING TITLE
Devil Monarch: IM THE PIRATE KING!
Evernight: I'm pirate of the Caribbean
The Great Emperor of this World: wait didn't you say you were the Demon King?
Devil Monarch: Who said the Demon King couldn't be the Pirate King?
The Fool: nuh uh! Yall are all wrong
The Fool: I'm going to be a pirate hunter!
The Great Emperor of this World: !!!!!
Devil Monarch: !!!!!
The Great Emperor of this World: So then from now on...we're going to be enemies!?
Evernight: Isn't Zoro, the vice captain also a pirate hunter?
The Great Emperor of this World: !!!!
The Great Emperor of this World: M MY BROOOOOOOOOoo
The Great Emperor of this World: wait if I remember correctly, there's a mermaid in Amani's Night Church isn' it???? Just Go borrow her!!
Evernight: ME?
The Fool: yeah I've been thinking about that and I'd love to go...but Klein Moretti's dead. If I went back, people would think i was a vengeful spirit ain't I?
Devil Monarch: i mean you're seq6 right?? you're a Faceless, wouldn't it be enough to just change your face and go?
The Fool: But pirate hunting is so lucrative...
The Great Emperor of this World: But you LITERALLY have amani???
The Fool: Gaining experience outside of the world is good too..
The Great Emperor of this World: DUDE YOU ONLY JUST WANNA BECOME A COOL PIRATE HUNTER ATP
Sun: I think traveling the world is a great way to gain experience! Not only will zhou gain a variety of information, but he'll also be able to refine potions.
Sun: And Zhou hasn't even finished digesting his potions yet!
The Fool: ┐(￣ヘ￣）┌
The Great Emperor of this World: WHY IS BIG BRO ALWAYS TAKE ZHOU SIDE AHGUSUAGAUAUHA IM NOT GONNA TALK TO YALL ANYMORE!
The Great Emperor of this World: HMPH
Devil Monarch: childish ass
The Great Emperor of this World: SAID THE DARKEST SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
Evernight: yeah keep fighting! Entertain me more!
Sun: How many days until Zhou leaves the capital?
The Fool: Probably within about two days? I've said goodbye to most of the people i know in this city, but I still feel like I'm being controled by 0-08's coincidence sonehow. So, I'll leave the Backlund stage and escape to advance my ranks. Then, I'll seek revenge on Ince will once I advance to sequence 5...or at least the one I think is strong enough!
Sun: sequence five is strong enough in my opinion. Especially when you already have Sefirah Castle.
Devil Monarch: fuck ass seer are both annoying and scary at the same time. BUT NOT AS COOL AS MY PATHWAY THO
The Great Emperor of this World: yeah yeah we know bro, you're so cool your path way can fight so damn well HOW DOES IT FEELS. TO LIVE IN MY DREAM.
Devil Monarch: I'm feeling great thanks for asking
Evernight: um, excuse me?? Is there anything cooler than the path of the Unreturned in Evernight? No! I'm the coolest!
The Great Emperor of this World: I think yours is the most boring.
Evernight: I'm gonna kick your ass
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The Fool: Uh, Grisha. Can I ask about the abilities of the sequence 4? Sequence3? Seer pathway?
The Fool: Everyone here probably knows about its abilities except me...
The Great Emperor of this World: I don't know.
The Fool: ofc you don't
The Great Emperor of this World: That's sounded kinda rude...
Evernight: Honestly, I don't really know. Uh, I only know historical projections, that's all.
Sun: Basic abilities like divination, leaping fire, increased stamina, and historical projections^^
The Great Emperor of this World: What's a historical projection?
Evernight: It can temporarily extract people or objects from history. Oh, and it can temporarily evoke memories or somethin something. For like, uhhhhhh 5 or 10 minutes??
Sun: 15 minutes.
Evernight: 15 minutes. Yeah, 15 minutes.
Evernight: But I don't think it's that great. At least in my epoch?? The ones I've seen being taken out are just crappy, useless things. The memories of the demons and beyonders of this era, besides fighting, the food they take out all tastes fucking terrible
The Great Emperor of this World: So is it like a bad power?
Sun: No, I think it's really good.
Evernight: for fighting? Yeah for daily life? No
The Great Emperor of this World: who would use a power for daily life anyways
Evernight: sleepless doesn't have to sleep and help you with deadline, ur pathway can help with your memory, and the sun can help you warm yourself up
The Great Emperor of this world: true..
Sun: I still think it is good for daily life tho!
Sun: I'll have to go to ask zhou for a few bottles of whiskey. (／ ▽ ＼)
The Fool: Whiskey? Oh!
Devil Monarch: Oh, right he can get stuff from pre-epoch!
Evernight: !!!!!!!!!!
Evernight: RIGHT!
Evernight: Phone! Xbox! Nintendo! Food! Oh, Grisha! We're going to be saved!
The Fool: Are you trying to use me to death?
The Great Emperor of this World: AV!!!!!
The Fool: DUDE WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!!
The Great Emperor of this World: aw...
Sun: visky? Vodka? horilka? Medovukha?
The Fool: WHY ARE THEY ALL ALCOHOL???
Devil Monarch: Cosplay...
The Fool: I've never cosplayed either
Devil Monarch: LAMEEEEEEE
The Great Emperor of this World: GO ADVANCED RIGHT NOW
Evernight: YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
Evernight: You're even better than Huang Tao. GO ADVANCE
The Great Emperor of the World: MISSSSS?????!!! Zhou's is temporary, but mine is permanent
Evernight: and your is slow, Zhou is fast
The Great Emperor of this World: HEY
Sun: Well then, may your journey be smooth sailing!
The Fool: I'll take that as a blessing from the gods! I'll pay back with the alcohol you asked me for later!
Sun: (*≧з≦)
Devil Monarch: A blessing from the gods? TAKE THE DEVIL TOO! may your journey be as smooth as ever!
The Fool: ????
The Great Emperor of the World: A blessing from the emperor, may you advance soon!
Evernight: Me! Amani! I wish you eternal safety.
Devil Monarch: What a lazy blessing.
The Great Emperor of this World: girl who do you think you are
Sun: Amani, you did your best, everyone please don't say that to her!
Evernight: ...I want to punch all of yall rn
The Fool: gosh yall are so dumb
The Fool: Alright, I'll be back soon
The Fool: Goodbye, Backlund! This German Sparrow has to take his leave!
The Great Emperor of this World: what a beautiful ending!
The Great Emperor of this World: ...What's was your name again?????????
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The Fool: FUCKING SHSIEUTT
The Great Emperor of this World: What
The Fool: FUCKCFCUKFUCJF7CKFKFKVUKFUFKCUKCUFKFJCKF
The Fool: MOTHER FUCKER????? CHEEK????? CHEEK MY ASS! BRO! WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUukjggftyhHFJDJSKJSUSIAIAJHSA WGTA IS THWIWJS
Evernight: Ass cheek?? Do you have a cyst?
The Great Emperor of this World: Ass cheek...mmmmmmmm
Devil Monarch: WHAT
Evernight: thats fucking disgusting
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The Fool: UH I MIGHT BE DEAD I. SORRY GUYS I THINK THE DEVIL BLESSING AND THE GOD BLESSING ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND NOW EVERYTING FUCKING EXPLODE
The Great Emperor of this World: Wait, wait, wait, WHAT???? waht are ypu doing rn bro
Sun: This can't be another coincidence, can it?
The Fool: IT IS
Evernight: WELL GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE FAST BRO
Devil Monarch: What's happening???
Sun: Zhou! Save your self! Don't do anything risky!
The Fool: Oh my god, holy shit...
The Fool: IS THAT A FUCKING ASTRONAUTS THE MF DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE DID HE
Sun: Zhou!
The Fool: MOTHER FUCKER I HATE YOUR FANFIC I HOPE YOU DIE
The Fool: YW6WY6W6W6W6S6AYXIOCKCJCSHSJOAOSL
The Great Emperor of this World: Oh shit
Devil Monarch: Wait, is he dead? What do we do now??????
The Great Emperor of this World: well.. we wait!
Devil Monarch: JUST WAIT??
The Great Emperor of this World: Yep and that is the most annoying thing about this phone.
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The Fool: GRISHA WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE AGAIN????????
The Fool: IM SORRY BUT I CAN'T LET YOU BIRTH
Sun: I don't think you should let me birth either!
Evernight: "grisha: I CANT BIRTH"
The Great Emperor of this World: LMFAOAOAO
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The Fool: FUCKING SHISTSYUDLamosososoaoaoak
Evernight: Zhou!!! Thank God you're still alive!
The Fool: Amani's sealed artifacts! Or an angel? Or herself? something SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "skill issues lol" AND THEN SHE ERASED HERSELF.. LIKE WHAT??????
Evernight: ???????????
Evernight: I mean that's sounded like something I would do yeah
The Great Emperor of this World: LMAOAOAMALAMAMALALO??????
The Fool: OH SHIT I GTG SEEYA
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The Fool: gosh I survived, but hundreds of thousands died.
The Fool: beyonder are so dishonest. They killed innocent people in less than a second.
The Fool: I bet20 this time that the whole backlund thing was script from the beginning.
The Fool: Many of my acquaintances died. They don't even know what happened. Tens of thousands of children were orphaned because of this.
The Fool: The royal family colluded with the demoness sect and the fuck ass aurora order
The Fool: These bastards killed tens of thousands of people. This is absolutely unforgivable.
The Fool: I prevented the true Creator's reincarnation, and so what??? the lost people will never return.
The Fool: I'm so frustrated by my own weakness. Just surviving my own life is unbearable.
The Great Emperor of this World: man..
Sun: Death isn't the end of life. May the River of Eternal Darkness guide their souls.
Evernight: It's most important to me that you're okay!
The Fool: i guess you're right..Living is the most important thing!
Devil Monarch: If you're not satisfied, just cut them all open and eat their organs
The Fool: ..what
Sun: his pathway is kind of cannibalism
Devil Monarch: Kill them. Make them suffer like those poor people who died, who loses. Take revenge for those who never even had the chance to see the first light of the next day.
Devil Monarch: they died. They can't come back. And killing people won't bring them back. But so what? Who cares if one more person died when ten thousand just died.
Devil Monarch: you know you have the power to do this right?
The Great Emperor of the World: STOPPPPPPPPPPSTOP THIS MADNEES RIGHT NOW
The Great Emperor of this World: DUDE??? ARE YOU DRAGGING OUR BRO TO THE DARKSIDE OR SUM??? THAT'S COOL BUT NAH IT'S TOO FAR MAN THIS IS SCARY
Evernight: do not say such a things to zhou.
Sun: Then how are you any different from those evil people who kill people?
Devil Monarch: i never said i was different. So what's the difference between you and the ancient gods you've killed?
Sun: Do you want me to listall the differences for you?
The Great Emperor of the World: OKAY CLAM DOWNNNNNNNNNN DON'T FIGHT
The Fool: I mean, Farbauti is right. Letting the evil experience their own deeds might be the best option in this situation.
The Fool: However, I don't agree at all.
The Fool: maybe my humanity is being renewed to the utmost.
The Fool: Besides, with such a weak and incompetent me, what can I do to those?
Devil Monarch: humanity huh?
Devil Monarch: maybe you're right. Maybe my humanity disappeared along with all my memories and gaining more madness
Devil Monarch: Well, take good care of your "humanity" then. Don't become me someday okay?
Great Emperor of the World: aw..fafa(ToT)
Devil Monarch: STOP CALLING ME FAFA
Great Emperor of the World: Oh, so you're still can remains,your humanity yeah?
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW COOL THAT LINE WAS JUST NOW???
Evernight: awwwwwww lil boi be acting cool in front of his friends
Devil Monarch: SHUT UP
Evernight: I bet yall 50 that Grisha was botta to go out and punch Fafa in the face at first because of what he just said
Sun: (-.-;)
Evernight: SEEEEEE!!!!!
Devil Monarch: I'm guessing the moods changed now huh?
The Great Emperor of this World: Cmonnnnnn! Change yo mood put that frown UP SIDE DOWN! Let's make Zhou's farewell to the capital a colorful one!
Evernight: ok but what should we do
The Great Emperor of this World: uh
The Great Emperor of this World: Play Uno on Sefirah's Castle?
Devil Monarch: why are we using THAT for the party????
The Great Emperor of this World: I mean do we have other choices? No.
Sun: That's a really good ideaa(〃^ー^〃)
The Great Emperor of this World: OH
The Great Emperor of this World: HE JUST APPROVED!!! GUYS HE APPROVED WE'RE USING THIS NOW
The Great Emperor of this World: YIPPEEEEEEEEEE
Evernight:YUNO PARTY TO COMFORT ZHOU
The Fool: A party to comfort me, that has ME to host???
Evernight: yes
Devil Monarch: i mean If you don't do it, who will?
The Great Emperor of this World: If you don't want to...give me the damn Sefirah
The Fool: Then, see you in 10 minutes.
The Great Emperor of this World: 5MIN
The Fool: NO
Devil Monarch: 2.5 min?
Evernight: 1.25 is enough
Sun: 45 seconds?
The Fool: Grisha not you too...
The Great Emperor of this World: Alright! PARTY START IN 45 SECOND! BE PEPARE!
The Fool: I DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT
Evernight: FARE WELL CAPITAL!
The Great Emperor of this World: Goodbye, Sherlock Moriarty! Hello, Gehrman Sparrow!
The Great Emperor of this World: gosh this is embarrassing...WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO COMBINE GEHRMAN WITH SPARROW??? IT'S LIKE THE WORST IDEA THE MAN COULD EVER HAVE
The Fool: SHUT UP IT IS COOL