The second I step past the welcome to Felix sign I feel energy washing over me, and it's like I just walked through a rift in time to the 1950's given the vehicles I'm seeing the kids and their red pull behind wagons and jump ropes.
Not to mention the clothing…and music I can hear coming from the diner.
'I am not liking this one bit…' Slowly reaching into my pocket, I find my cellphone is gone.
"This whole situation just became a lot worse than it was a few seconds ago." A soft murmur accidentally slips out of me as I begin to walk backwards only for my back to crash into a solid barrierer, turning my head and I see a rippling blue dome of energy.
'Oh fuck me!' Turning my head back around so that I'm facing forward, I find a cop getting out of his cop car with a friendly smile on his face and a Tommy Gun with a drum mag in his hands.
"I am Officer Friendly, Welcome to our sunny little village of Felix Maine…now die!" Just like that, Officer Friendly starts firing on me while I jump off of the road and into the tree line and take cover behind a large oak tree.
Drawing the Equalizer, I send a shot at the Officer that wants me dead for no reason and nail him in the chest where his heart should be only for him to burst into a cloud of rainbow colored smoke and for three more identical cop cars and officer Friendly-ies to appear.
'If everytime I kill one of these dickheads and three more spawn…' I don't let myself finish my current train of thought as I begin running through the thin wooded area into town only to have every resident freeze and slowly turn to look at me like something out of a horror movie.
With guns and knives materializing in their hands… "Okay what in the literal fuck is happening right now?!" A curse slips out of me as I kill whoever steps into my immediate path while running forwards deeper into town.
More and more enemies seemingly appear out of thin air, except for one clear patch in front of what looks like a mansion that should be in a Scooby Doo show.
Turning my body to the right while putting my shoulder first I dive into the front door and crash onto the floor.
The inside of the mansion doesn't match the outside…as the inside is pristine polished floors gleaming light fixtures and wall to wall wracks of weapons like in Fortnite red vs blue but all era accurate and some more ancient weaponry.
And a staircase leading upwards with a landing that has a portrait of some general looking mother fucker in military dress of ww2 with two separate staircases leading upwards to the second floor.
A loud gong sounds throughout the mansion drawing my eyes to the left. I see a large doomsday clock with time paddles beginning to count downwards from 24 hours.
Enemies breach from the windows…I assume multiple doors, and jump down from the upper floor.
Everything becomes a blur as I use signs left and right while grabbing a new weapon from a shelf everytime I run out of ammo or they break or get stuck in the environment.
By the time the clock hits zero my knees gives out…and I fall into a puddle of my own blood exhausted and pushed beyond any reasonable understanding of the word exhaustion.
And then I find myself back at where I first started, wounds gone and Officer Friendly pulling up getting out of his cruiser Tommy Gun in hand…
This time I charge him before he can get a shot off, I break his neck making him explode into a rainbow colored cloud. As his copies appear I'm already putting the departed's cruiser in gear and driving to the mansion.
The starting gong rings once more, and I find myself fighting off waves of invaders once more…this time I try to move through the house and find weapons wracks all throughout the few areas I manage to explore before the timer runs out and I get reset again.
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Dean & Bobby
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"Dean, I'm telling you…you can't go into Felix Maine. No one has been able to since something made it, its home in 1953 and murdered the town's entire population!"
"But Bobby, Matty is in there…I need to get to him…he's my responsibility!"
"Balls, Dean…look you can't help, and there's a good chance he's already dead. Just wait at the boundary line for him but don't try to cross into the town…too many hunters have disappeared over the years trying to figure that place out!"
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Dean & Bobby end
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Pressing my back against the fridge as I catch my breath… 'This is the first time in a month that I haven't died or immediately started the day over again…after the clock reaches 0. And I'm thinking that it might mean something very very bad is in store for me.' But to my surprise instead of something bad happening a maid…dressed in a sexy French maid outfit who looks like Sydney Sweeney appears out of thin air and begins cooking.
My brain turns off as a thong covered crotch presses right up against my face as the maid mimes reaching into the fridge to grab out ingredients and she begins to grind her wet snatch with her see through lace triangle against my lips.
"Oh Master, you naughty man!" A rather steamy gasp leaves the maid before she steps back bends over with her hands against the island counter.
"Please use me to relieve yourself Master Matthew!"
'I think I've died and gone to heaven…' Is my only thought as the Sydney Sweeney look-alike slides her thong down her very nice legs before lifting her joke of a skirt.
Like a man possessed I rise from my seat, push my pants down, grab ahold of my cock and thrust into her wet cunt, a groan slipping out of me at the heaven that is her pussy wrapped around my cock.