Chapter 4
While walking around the school, I saw three guys peeking at the girls' changing room of the kendo club from the locker side.
"Issei-kun, I think I'm seeing heaven… every type of boobs… God is real!!!" said Matsuda.
My man is talking like he found One Piece...
Motohama hugged Matsuda: "Brother, let's walk the path to boobs together."
But I did something unexpected.
I went straight to the changing room and opened the door.
"KYAH!!!"
The girls covered themselves, but when they saw me, they froze: "Arthur-kun, why are you here?!"
One girl stepped forward.
I bowed slightly: "Sorry, girls, I was looking for the kendo club, and since my Japanese isn't great, I got confused."
"Please stand up straight, Arthur-san!!!" said one girl.
"Yes!"
They still weren't wearing their clothes properly.
But suddenly a shout rose: "That damn ikemen did this on purpose!!!! Death to handsome guys!"
The one shouting was Issei.
The girls from the kendo club quickly covered themselves with whatever they could grab and picked up their wooden swords: "We'll talk later, Arthur-kun. We have some perverts to chase."
"Issei, run!!" Matsuda yelled.
The girls ran faster than them and caught them.
They started beating them with wooden swords: "Perverts!!! Die!"
They caused a huge commotion, and people from the student council arrived.
Tsubaki came: "Girls, calm down. I'll take care of these perverts."
"Hehehe"
I left while laughing, and the perverted trio gave me looks full of hatred.
Tsubaki took them away.
I returned to class, giggling to myself, and sat at my desk.
[Name: Arthur Sparda]
[Race: Sparda demon / human hybrid]
[Tier: High 7-A physically, much higher with hax.]
This is the nice part about being peak high-class.
Soon I'll enter ultimate class.
Just one small tough fight and bam.
I tried to unlock Devil Trigger myself, but it's not something you can open just because you want to.
My Devil Trigger won't be like Dante's, I instinctively know that.
It would be something more similar to Nero's.
The reason is that Yamato can transform into Devil Bringer, so Devil Bringer resonates with my bloodline.
I also didn't want to get pierced by Rebellion like Dante.
Even though I have mid-godly regeneration, I don't mess around with Rebellion.
My other swords and similar things are stored in my inventory — for example, Devil Sword Sparda.
This time it was history class.
The teacher pointed at me: "Arthur-san, since you're not paying attention to my lesson, can you tell me what happened in WW2?"
I stood up: "You asked the right person, sensei. World War I was a war for completely ridiculous reasons. In WW2, Germany was suffering under the Jews — they even had to carry sacks just to buy bread. Then one man rose! Hitler wasn't the bad guy. He was the first person in history to arrest one of the Rothschilds. The Holocaust never happened — Poland built the gas chambers after the war! …"
The teacher sighed: "Please sit down. Saying the Holocaust didn't happen is stupidity!"
"Okay, sensei, then why is it forbidden to even talk about the Holocaust in Europe right now? They don't want us to talk about it! History made Hitler the bad guy. In your opinion, can you tell me what Japan did to China, even though Japan is famous now for anime and femboys?! Don't come at me with stupid nationalism and idealism… bring me the facts…"
Silence fell over the classroom.
Dead silence.
The teacher coughed and continued.
This time, he didn't bother me.
I spit my facts.
History is written by the victors — that's all there is to it.
1 hour later.
It was break time again, and this time I went up to the rooftop.
Koneko was sitting there, and this time I sat next to her: "Your name is Koneko, right? Why are you sitting here alone? It doesn't look like you have any friends."
"Do you have anything different from me?"
Damn, getting roasted by a loli definitely doesn't feel good.
I tried to hold back the smile on my face: "I came to this school three days ago, but you've been here for two years. Plus, I saw you playing games yesterday. What were you playing?"
"Monster Hunter…"
I put my hand on my chin: "Good game. I love games too. My favorite is RDR2."
Koneko looked at me: "I've wanted to play that game for a while, but I couldn't find the CD. Would you lend it to me?"
"Why didn't you just buy it online?"
Koneko scrunched her face: "All the CDs were sold out like crazy. Besides, I don't prefer shopping online."
"Then come by my house tonight. We can play together," I said.
Koneko: "Fine, but if you try anything perverted, you die."
"You're a loli. Lolies don't interest me."
Koneko furrowed her brows.
She didn't know how she was supposed to feel about that, but she felt offended.
I coughed and extended my hand: "Let me introduce myself again. I'm Arthur."
"Koneko…"
We shook hands, and I slightly teased this small loli.
She was very quiet, and knowing that, I did a bit of trolling.
I don't see anything wrong with that.