22: Chapter 22: Gathering Strength! The Big One is Coming!Thousands of Naruto shadow clones stood shoulder to shoulder, creating a spectacular sight!
"Wow--!"
Konohamaru was completely stunned by the overwhelming "Naruto army," his mouth agape wide enough to fit an egg!
This number.it's even more outrageous than an anthill!He'd only ever seen scenes like this in novels before!
But Konohamaru's shock only lasted a moment before he quickly recovered, his eyes shining as if he had discovered a treasure!
He suddenly lunged at a Naruto who was peeking at him nearby, grabbed the other's arm and shook it violently: "Boss!Boss!I want to learn this!It's amazing!Teach me, teach me!I want to learn this Shadow Clone Technique!"
Naruto (his true form), now captured, felt a chill run down his spine: 'Oh no!This brat's intuition is too sharp!He caught me in one go!'
But he remained outwardly calm, casually picking his nose with his little finger, then flicking it and saying in an extremely flat tone:
"Oh?You mean this?Sorry, I'm just an avatar.Want to learn?Go find the real body."
After saying that, he shrugged, looking helpless.
"ah?"
Konohamaru was dumbfounded, staring at the vast, orange-clad figure before him, feeling utterly helpless and on the verge of tears.
How long would it take to find that?
However, Naruto himself had already given the order!
"Brothers!"
Thousands of Narutos shouted in unison, their loud voices rustling the leaves, their faces filled with eager excitement.
"Multiple Shadow Clone Techniques!Let's see your limits!Let's begin—!"
boom!
The entire back mountain seemed to have transformed into a giant training ground!
Thousands of Naruto shadow clones, including the original Naruto who looked helpless, closed their eyes at the same time and began to "train" the Adamantine Sealing Technique according to the blurry instructions on the scroll!
The specific operating procedure is as follows:
First, tense your whole body and gather your strength!
Each clone gritted its teeth, its little face turning red, straining from its toes to the tips of its hair!It was as if it were carrying a mountain.
Then, chant it silently as fast as you can!
Only one thought kept repeating in my mind: "Golden chains!Golden chains!Golden chains!Come out!Come out!Come out!"
The Naruto team, comprised of three talented individuals, was brimming with confidence and attempted to use the most primal and violent method—"hold it in!"
Force out that legendary Vajra Lock!
Time passed second by second.
The air seemed to freeze, with only the sound of thousands of people holding their breath and gathering their strength, making the scene quite "tragic".
Sudden!
"Well..."
A Naruto shadow clone located at the edge let out a strange groan.
He felt an indescribable, scalding "warm current" surging deep in his lower abdomen!Unlike the coolness of chakra, this "warm current" carried a.downward rushing momentum?
"I'm feeling it!I'm feeling it!"
The clone shouted excitedly, breaking the silence, "I've found the feeling!My bloodline is calling!It's golden power!"
Swish!Swish!Swish!
The eyes of hundreds of clones nearby instantly focused on him!
Even Konohamaru, who was in the distance, looked over with a mixture of nervousness and anticipation!
It's done?It's almost done?
Under the spotlight!
The clone that sensed the "warm current" had a flushed face from the excitement of about to make history, and focused its energy in its lower abdomen.
He poured all his strength and will into the surging warm current, and with all his might, he let out a fierce shout:
"Diamond Lockdown!The big one is coming—!"
"Pfft—Plop plop plop plop plop!"
A deafening, long, melodious fart, accompanied by strong vibrations and a lingering force, exploded like a thunderclap from a clear sky beneath the buttocks of this hopeful clone!
The sound was so loud and the breath so long that it even stirred up a few fallen leaves on the ground!
The air fell into a deathly silence.
All of Naruto's shadow clones watching him: "."
Konohamaru: "."
The next second—
"Tch!"
A deafening roar of boos, filled with contempt and disappointment, surged in from all directions!
Hundreds of clones rolled their eyes simultaneously, their movements perfectly synchronized.
I thought he'd come up with some amazing skill!Turns out he just let out a huge.fart!
The clone that had farted instantly turned from an excited blush to an embarrassed purplish-red, scratching the back of its head and giving an awkward, silly grin to those around it.
"Uh.hehe.an accident.purely an accident.I used too much force."
However, this seems to be a signal!
"puff!"
"Pfft!"
"Pfft—!"
"Plop plop~~~"
"Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!Pfft!"
Like lighting a firecracker fuse, or opening Pandora's box, the entire open space behind the mountain was instantly engulfed by a symphony of loud farts, with varying pitches and tempos!
Thousands of shadow clones, straining to force out the Vajra Seal, all achieved a surprisingly uniform result—
They successfully used the "will of a rock" and the "chakra of the vast ocean" to push their intestinal pressure to its peak, and then.released it to their heart's content!
"Pfft, hahaha!I've got a stitch!"
"Oh my god!Who released the poison gas?"
"Report, boss!My 'blockade' seems to have gone inside my intestines!"
"I can't take it anymore!I'm injuring myself from holding back my laughter!Pfft, hahaha!"
"Konohamaru!Cover your nose!This is a biological attack!"
The clones were having a blast, laughing hysterically while clutching their stomachs and making sarcastic remarks to each other.
For a time, the stench filled the back hill, and laughter mixed with the sound of farts echoed through the sky.
Konohamaru had already covered his nose and hid behind a big tree, his little face flushed red, whether from the stench or from being laughed at, it was hard to tell.
He looked at the absurd "cultivation" before him, which resembled a large-scale human gas exhalation experiment.
"Diamond Lockdown.Golden Chains."
Konohamaru muttered to himself.The little boy's worldview was utterly shattered."Could it be.could it be that the legendary chains.are made of farts?"
On this day, the ecological balance of the back mountain was hit by an unprecedented double blow from both "sound waves" and "air blasts".
The Uzumaki clan's Adamantine Sealing Chains have yet to be revealed, but Naruto's army's "Fart Release: Thousandfold Symphony" is destined to be recorded in the unofficial history of Konoha Village.
When Konohamaru struggled to open his heavy eyelids again, the pungent "battlefield" smell had long since dissipated, replaced by the long-lost fresh scent of grass and trees.
He found himself lying on a bench at the edge of an abandoned training ground, with Naruto's signature orange tracksuit jacket underneath him.
Looking around, Konohamaru's mouth gaped open in an "O" shape.
The entire abandoned training ground, along with the surrounding forest edges, presented an eerie scene of devastation.
The once lush weeds were trampled and bent over, a few saplings were pitifully bent over, and the ground was covered with messy footprints.In some places, the soil was even turned upside down, as if a violent hurricane had just passed through.
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