To be honest, I never thought that my phone would be installed with a virus and forced to live with a girl in my life.
AI: Who did you call 'virus', huh?
…just ignore him.
Imagine this.
You're having a peaceful afternoon.
You even bought yourself a nice looking cheesecake and milk tea as a reward, because the website project just launched successfully last night.
Then suddenly—Your mom sends you a message.
"Your cousin is moving in with you."— That was a bolt from the blue.
Yeah, you heard me right, my cousin Suzuki Yumeko (鈴木夢子) is moving over. 🥲
AI: I can play you a song.
What is it?
AI: "Cry For Me feat. 愛海(AMI)" — Machita
…shut up! 😭
AI: Come on, it cheers you up !!! Isn't this fun ~ ?
..AHHHHHH!!!!!! 😭😭😭
The moment you are being announced that your private haven is now becoming a public server, you'll realize installing a chip that prompts the AI everytime you think isn't that bad after all.
AI: You should be grateful… 🙄
…again, please ignore him.
For what I remember, Yumeko…if not mistaken she's turning fourteen this year. 🤔
She was my mother's friend's daughter...I guess. The reason for calling her a "cousin" is because…yeah, why? I don't know!!!😭😭😭
If not mistaken, the last time we met was five years ago. Not gonna lie, I don't really remember her face…nor her voice. It is like the coffee stain in the white mug, it washes away every time you wash it…yeah that's a strange metaphor, but it is true.
And that's the reason I started to clean up my room…
AI: Ooh ~ 😏
Don't get me wrong, I'll be in the living room. That's the place where you can sleep when you're the only one surrounded by walls…by the way I have a cat named Fries.
*Meow* 😺
Well you might think "Oh, why don't you speak up for yourself?" "You have the right to reject something you hate…" — Sorry, that doesn't work in an Asian family.
I told my mom, "Um…I have so many Hatsune Miku figures in swimming suits…" "I used to be naked walking in my house…" "Well, why not consider the school dorm?" — I'm not surprised that it didn't work, because the negotiation target is my mom. 🥲
The worst part of the news — Yumeko is on her way. 💀
Like, why'd you think I started to clean up my room??? That's why. 🥲
Well I can compromise to everything my mom demanded, even though I hate it. There is only one thing I can't accept — Yumeko is Japanese. 💀
What if she asked something in Japanese??? What if I said something wrong??? What if she called the police because of that??? What if she…(&^%$%(*&^%^&*(*&^%$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&****&^%$#@!@#$%^&*^&((*&^%$%^&*(*&^%^&^%$#$%^&*)...
AI: Chill…chill, um…let me ask you something, what is おはよう?
Good morning? I guess?
AI: Correct, what about おやすみ?
Good night? Wait, why're you….
AI: If you can handle these, which means you can communicate with her, don't worry. 🤓
I don't have much vocabulary in my mind, how can I….😭😭😭
AI: 🤓👍
…I'll delete this thing one day, I swear. 🙄
I came back from the convenience store late at night…around 3:00p.m. and saw a black-hair girl with a huge luggage at her side fell asleep at my front door.
Great, the end has come…I mean the end of my world…🥲
Wish me luck.