First rule of war: Avoid war.
Second rule of war: Fight only your enemies.
Third rule of war: Do not fight for personal reasons.
Fourth rule of war: Never trust the words of your enemies, prisoners, or women.
Fifth rule of war: Trust no one.
Sixth rule of war: Always keep a weapon with you.
Seventh rule of war: Cook for yourself.
Eighth rule of war: Never underestimate your enemy.
Ninth rule of war: Never make a friend your enemy.
Tenth rule of war: Never lose hope.
Eleventh rule of war: Never assume you will win.
Twelfth rule of war: Never think you will lose.
Thirteenth rule of war: Don't show
mercy.
Fourteenth rule of war: Don't forget your purpose for fighting never forget why you are fighting.)
Fifteenth rule of war: Never feel safe — never — not even around a sick or old man.
Sixteenth rule of war: You are not right and the enemy is not wrong.
Seventeenth rule of war: Cutting your tongue is better than cutting your head.
Eighteenth rule of war: Never make your enemy's servant your servant.