The hallway ah don't get me started with each kid's ranked tier list. The hallway is AN ABSOLUTE MENACE, there is the kid who sprints and bumps you into a locker, the human wall friend group, and the garden snail (school edition). A few to name. Anyway, introducing HALLWAY GAUNTLET WITH ARCHETYPES (Known as the level of survival for each kid). There is one archetype that you must fear, even my favorite math teacher can't solve the rating of this archetype. But, let's save that for last as we go through the rest of the 4 archetypes before the 5TH ARCHETYPE. So good luck surviving and studying these archetypes. THEY'RE A NIGHTMARE.
1. The Slow Walker (AKA... School Snail Students)
This is the dude who walks extremely slowly to class arriving 30 minutes late after the bell rang. They walk at the speed of a loading screen; basically, they talk about something that could've waited until lunch or break AND are ALWAYS in FRONT OF YOU.
Rating: ★★☆☆☆ (2/5) Annoying, but manageable. Just breathe.
2. The Kid who thinks they are in the Olympics for running (AKA... The Sprinter)
This dude walks too fast at the speed of light. They will shoulder check you, your backpack, and your hopes/dreams. Lastly the will not apologize since they are running like they are being chased by a swarm of bees.
Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5) High risk of being body-checked and slammed into a locker.
3. The Backpack Swinger (AKA... THE NUKE)
Their backpacks act like THE NUKE or MEDIEVAL WEAPON. ONE SINGLE WRONG TURN, you're slammed into the wall like a cartoon character from 1939.
Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5) STAY OUTTA THE BLAST RADIOUS.
4. The Locker-Struggler (AKA... The kid that has a locker hating them)
You will HEAR this dude CLEARLY before you walk into the same row or room as this dude. The first thing you will hear is "WHY WON'T THIS DUMB THING OPEN!!!!". Just be aware and try not to stand too close to them or you're their punching bag.
Rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5) Plain annoyance and harmless, just try to stay out of their way.
5. The Four-Wide Friend Group (AKA... The Berlin Wall which we saved for last) *THY FINAL BOSS*
This group is a human wall, impossible to pass, impossible to be reasoned with. They walk shoulder-to-shoulder acting as they perform a synchronised dance routine. Defines geometry, physics, and common sense. When you attempt to walk through them, it's "EXPANSION.. EXPANSION.."
Rating: ★★★★★★ (6/5) Cannot be solved or defined. This is mathematically impossible, even my favorite math teacher can't solve this rating. If you see them, turn around, accept your fate, and pray.
Finally, we did all the 5 archetypes you WILL SEE in Middle School. Even the last one, it's the final boss, please pray if you see the final boss (Archetype 5). Now, I hope you learned, studied, and survived these archetypes after I explained them WITH RATINGS. Next chapter please.