Xiao Wu blinked her cute big eyes, staring intently at the Blue Silver Emperor in the zu zong hand. She remained silent for a long time.
Just as the zu zong was about to speak again, Xiao Wu suddenly appeared in front of him, having left the bed.
Her speed surprised even the clan leader, who had inherited the Itachi God's taijutsu.
Xiao Wu sniffed the Blue Silver Emperor in the zu zong's hand.
"Awoo! Awoo!"
She took bites of the Blue Silver Emperor grass and chewed.
Her cheeks were bulging. "Your Blue Silver grass is so delicious, twice as delicious as my carrots! I've never eaten such delicious grass before. Awoo!"
"Delicious?" The zu zong's face darkened. Okay! It seems he really is a rabbit.
The entire Blue Silver Emperor was eaten, not even the roots were left behind. She even licked the zu zong's right palm a few times before finishing. Xiao Wu then patted her little belly with satisfaction. "I'm full, thank you for the treat!"
As soon as she said this, Xiao Wu regretted it.
Only then did she realize that she had just done something quite shameful. Her face turned pale, then gradually flushed.
With a "plop," Xiao Wu jumped back onto the zu zong's bed even faster than she had come, pulling the neatly folded blanket over herself and wrapping her small body tightly, leaving only her two cute little rabbit ears sticking out.
"Get out of here!" came Xiao Wu's shy shout from under the blanket.
The zu zong admitted that he was stunned. "Hey rabbit, you seem to be sleeping in my bed, and using my blanket too!"
"Nonsense, I asked Wang Sheng yesterday, and he said it's the boss's bed. Whoever is the strongest in Dormitory Seven is the boss. I beat them all, so this is my bed, my blanket, mine, mine..." As she spoke, Xiao Wu wrapped the blanket even tighter.
Seeing Xiao Wu's unreasonable behavior, the s
Zu Zong's head couldn't help but feel overwhelmed. Should he call her unreasonable or just clueless about social etiquette?
The zu zong said, "First of all, this is the blanket I brought. I went hunting for soul rings yesterday, so I didn't come back. Secondly, I was the boss before you came here. Only if you beat me will you be the boss of the Seventh Dormitory."
Hearing the zu zong's words, Xiao Wu's two exposed rabbit ears twitched and crossed, as if she was thinking about something.
After a long while, Xiao Wu poked her head out, her face still flushed. "Really?"
The zu zong nodded.
"It's true!"
"Really true?"
"Really true!" "Really, really true?"
"Stop, I'll repeat myself, this is my bed, my blanket!" The zu zong raised his hand to stop. If this continued, he would probably get dizzy.
"Hmph! I don't believe it! You must be lying to me. Wang Sheng and the others never mentioned you in front of me! And how could such a nice-smelling blanket be yours!"
After saying that, Xiao Wu wrapped her head in the blanket again, greedily inhaling the "fragrant" scent.
The zu zong's lips twitched. His blanket smelled nice, but he didn't think so? "That's right, the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor are fatally tempting to this herbivorous soul beast."
The zu zong said, "Think back carefully, doesn't the smell of this quilt very similar to the smell of my martial soul, which is the grass you just ate?"
As he spoke, the zu zong summoned another Blue Silver Emperor from his hand, this one even more tender than the previous one.
Rabbits have a very sensitive sense of smell for food, especially for food that is particularly delicious to them.
A
gurgling sound of swallowing came from under the covers; Xiao Wu was craving it, but she still refused to give in. "No, I won't come out. Since this is Boss's bed, this blanket is mine too."
Seeing Xiao Wu still stubbornly resisting, Zu Zong brought the Blue Silver Emperor closer to the blanket. The scent of the Blue Silver Emperor's tender buds seeped through the gap between the blanket and the sheet, reaching Xiao Wu's nostrils and then her brain.
"Ah! I can't resist!" Xiao Wu threw off the blanket covering her and jumped up, frantically biting at the Blue Silver Emperor in zu zong's right hand.
zu zong wasn't about to let him have his way; he leaped back, causing Xiao Wu to miss. Xiao Wu chased after him relentlessly. Zu Zong raised his right hand high, and Xiao Wu jumped to grab it, but being half a head taller than Xiao Wu, it was impossible for her to reach it.
"Give it to me!"
"No way! Who told you to be so stubborn and stay on my dragon bed?"
"Give it to me!"
"No way!"
After a short while, Xiao Wu, panting, squatted to the side, munching on the tender shoots of the Blue Silver Emperor. This was only because the zu zong was too lazy to play around with her.
He casually tossed the Blue Silver Emperor shoots aside, and Xiao Wu immediately pounced like a hungry dog, catching the flying Blue Silver Emperor in mid-air and squatting down to eat.
The zu zong seized the opportunity, flashing back to his own bed.
"Ah! My own bed is still the most comfortable!"
In no time, Xiao Wu had finished eating the Blue Silver Emperor shoots! Seeing the clan leader sprawled on the bed like Ge You, she immediately became like a puffed-up kitten, or rather, a little rabbit!
"Get up right now!" she yelled, pulling on the clan leader's arm, trying to drag him off the bed.
But you can wake a sleeping person, but you can never wake a person pretending to be asleep. The zu zong absorbed his soul power into the bed, and no matter how much Xiao Wu pulled, he remained unmoved.
"Go away, this is my bed, why should I leave?"
"But if you sleep here, I won't have a blanket tonight, I'll be cold and won't be able to sleep!"
As she spoke, Xiao Wu blinked her big eyes, pretending to be pitiful. Even the zu zong was a little stunned. This damned 100,000-year-old legal loli, whose history is more than ten times longer than that of our Blue Star Great China, actually dares to act cute in front of me? This is intolerable.
"What's it to me? Find a place to sleep yourself. If you can't, go get Wang Sheng's blanket and make him squeeze in with someone else!"
Wang Sheng (crying): You really are my boss!
Hearing this, Xiao Wu saw that the zu zong was still unmoved, so she gritted her teeth, "If you don't get up, I'll just lie down on it!"
"Do whatever you want, it's not like I'm the one who suffers." Hehe, do you think I, an old driver from Blue Star, am afraid of a 100,000-year-old loli?
*Pfft*, Xiao Wu collapsed onto the bed, her head landing under the zu zong's armpit—the only empty spot on the bed.
The zu zong was startled, bracing himself against the headboard with both hands, and did a backflip off the bed, not even bothering to put on his shoes.
This old rabbit really sleeps with whoever he can get his hands on! In the original story, it was Tang San, but after Tang San was tricked by himself, he's now staying with his "scumbag" teacher, and now it's my turn!
But who is the zuzong? A super-invincible, pure-hearted young man, a virgin for two lifetimes—how could he ruin his innocent body on a rabbit older than his great-great-grandfather?
Qin Yu (the male lead of *Stellar Transformations*): I'm truly sorry everyone for marrying a wife tens of millions of years older than me!
The zu zong said, "Hey, you little 'girl,' aren't you ashamed?"
Xiao Wu's face was flushed, the blush reaching almost to the back of her ears, but since things had come to this, she simply gave up, "Hmph! Dying of embarrassment is better than freezing to death tonight!"
The zuzong: ...
(End of Chapter)