Takeru sat comfortably on the bed, still enjoying the absurd softness of his hair.
Nobara was eyeing him suspiciously.
"So you have multiple crates of this stuff…"
"Yep."
"And you're not telling me where they are."
"Correct."
Nobara crossed her arms.
"Unbelievable."
Takeru suddenly grinned.
"Buuuuuuuut…"
Everyone looked at him.
"My family can get benefits."
Yuji's eyes widened.
"Benefits?"
Takeru nodded.
"I'll give family some."
He laughed.
"Haha!"
Then he pointed directly at Nobara.
"Nobara doesn't get any!"
Nobara's jaw dropped.
"WHAT?!"
Takeru burst out laughing.
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Why?!"
"Because you're not family!"
Nobara pointed at Yuji.
"HE'S GETTING SOME?!"
"Yep."
"And Maki?"
"Family."
"Gojo?"
"Obviously."
Nobara stared at him in disbelief.
"So I'm excluded because I'm not family?"
Takeru nodded.
"Yep."
"That is the dumbest rule I've ever heard!"
Yuji was already laughing.
"Takeru, you can't just invent a family discount for shampoo!"
"Why not?"
"Because—"
Yuji stopped.
"…Actually, I guess you can."
Nobara looked betrayed.
"Fine."
She pointed at Takeru.
"But when you run out, don't come asking me for shampoo."
Takeru grinned.
"I have crates."
Nobara groaned.
"I hate you."
Takeru laughed.
"Love you too, sister."
Nobara froze.
"…Wait."
Takeru's grin widened.
"See?"
He pointed at her.
"Now you're family."
Nobara stared at him.
Yuji burst out laughing.
"YOU JUST GOT PLAYED!"
Nobara's face went red.
"TAKERU!"
Takeru jumped off the bed and ran.
"HAHAHAHA!"\