The room had finally settled down.
Everyone had their shampoo.
Nobara was still mildly offended about receiving only one bottle.
Yuji was examining his seven bottles like he'd just received a legendary treasure.
Takeru, meanwhile, suddenly reached into his pocket.
He pulled out his phone.
It was a fairly new model, with a good camera and plenty of storage.
He looked at it.
Then at everyone else.
Then back at the phone.
Takeru's expression became strangely serious.
"I've decided…"
Yuji looked over.
"Decided what?"
Takeru stood up.
"I'm gonna record my everyday life now."
He placed his phone somewhere where it had a good view of the room.
Then he pulled out a small mini-generator.
Nobara stared.
"Why do you have a generator?"
Takeru ignored the question.
He pulled out a small portable power bank.
Then a charging cable.
He connected everything together, making sure his phone could keep recording without running out of battery.
Yuji watched the setup.
"…You're actually serious."
Takeru adjusted the camera.
"Very."
He checked the screen.
Everyone was visible.
Yuji.
Nobara.
Maki.
Both Gojo's.
Both Naoya's.
Megumi.
Kenjaku.
Basically everyone who happened to be nearby.
Takeru gave the camera a thumbs-up.
"Perfect."
Nobara looked at him.
"So you're just going to record yourself all day?"
"Yep."
"Every day?"
"Yep."
"Why?"
Takeru shrugged.
"Because my life is weird."
Yuji nodded.
"That's fair."
Takeru tapped the screen.
The recording indicator appeared.
REC.
He looked directly into the camera.
"Alright."
He smiled.
"I've decided…"
He pointed at the camera.
"I'm gonna record my everyday life now."
He paused dramatically.
"No one can stop me."
Silence.
Then one of the Gojo's raised his hand.
"Can I stop you?"
"No."
"Okay."
Takeru nodded.
"Good."
Nobara leaned toward Yuji.
"How long do you think this is going to last?"
Yuji whispered back.
"Knowing him?"
They both looked at Takeru.
"Forever."
Takeru suddenly turned toward them.
"I heard that."
Yuji laughed.
"Then keep recording."
Takeru grinned.
"Oh, I will."
He looked back at the camera.
"Day one."
He raised one finger.
"Let's see what happens."
The camera continued recording.
And for the first time…
Takeru's chaotic life had officially become a documentary.