[BREAKING: SUPREME COURT JUDGE FOUND DEAD IN HIS PRIVATE ESTATE]
Solomon immediately clicked the post, opening the full article. According to the police sources cited in the report, the presiding judge had been found dead early this morning, floating face-down in his private, luxury infinity pool.
The official cause of death was ruled as accidental drowning.
The article went into hilariously pathetic detail, citing leaked security footage obtained from the estate. The judge had apparently hosted a massive, wildly expensive pool party the previous night, surrounded by high-end escorts and flowing champagne.
The footage reportedly showed the judge becoming heavily intoxicated as the night dragged on. Once the party finally ended and all the escorts had left the premises, the judge attempted to climb out of the pool using the ladder.
