Fatty naturally had never been a pirate.
He simply yearned for it.
When he was young, watching movies, Fatty never cared for those so-called good guys or heroes. On the contrary, those pirates traversing the universe gave young Fatty countless dreams—doing nothing but killing men, robbing money and women, eating big chunks of meat every day, weighing out gold evenly, gambling, drinking, and playing with women, swearing, spitting, peeing whenever he wanted. Damn, that's the life!
Except for the fact that pirates would often pull out their knives and stab wildly and the danger of being caught by the police and spending a lifetime in prison or even being executed, everything else about them appealed tremendously to this guy with a messed-up worldview and outlook on life.
