Urban Goddesses Drenched Deep.
Step aside, peasants, the GOD has descended to the mortal realm.
Wait... Something feels off.
What do you mean by Long Aotian is just a side character?
Ridiculous.
Heaven is his wife and Earth is his concubine. How can he be a side character, he is clearly the supreme harem protagonist.
Even Buddha was enlightened by his presence.
His cultivation is boundless and his dixk is the pillar that connects the nine realms, who dares to claim that Long Aotian is merely a side character?
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Medical Saint Ye Chen descends the mountains with a 5 marriage contract? Womp, womp gets cucked.
The dragon king son-in-law Li Chen, is from the Li family of the capital, with good martial arts talent and deep influence? Womp, womp, you will be a father despite being a virgin. Congratulations!!!
The Business tycoon Ye Lon Ma regresses and becomes the richest man? Geez, he gets hit by a truck-kun, gets isekaid into another world.
I mean, good ending for him.
The real and fake young master drama where the fake young master transmits his thoughts to his family? Good, your family is bankrupt, all seven sisters belong to Long Aotian.
The Immoral returns to the urban world? Go back nigga, we don't need you.
The Rich heiress makes her husband regret? Dumb bitch gets clapped.
The Gaylord returns from death? Ah, hell nah.
Gu Changge, the supreme villain, hunts protagonists? Cute, gets folded.
Oh, you have a system? Adorable but insufficient.
Oh, you can control time? So can Long Aotian.
You were born to be stepped on.
Do yourself a favor and wash up, Long Aotian is already on his way and NOTHING can stop him.
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( We hunt protagonists from other countries too like the US, Japan, Korea, India, and not just China )
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More parody.
Reincarnated Demon King want a peaceful life? Nu-uh.
Kiss under the summer tree? Nope, the summer tree is chopped down, kiss dirt.
High school life of thousand year old devil? You don't need graduation, you need Jesus.
My wife is secretly an Elf? Nice, Long Aotian shall take her.
My basement connects to a fantasy world? Nice, it now belongs to Long Aotian.
Old man's MILF apartment? Tch... Ugly bastard like you doesn't deserve MILFS.
Sports system detected?
League rules updated.
Musical genius confirmed?
Royalty rate adjusted to zero.
National pride athlete?
Media narrative corrected.
SSS-rank talent in a virtual game? The server belongs to Long Aotian.
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We have Magic, cultivation, skills, and world travelling as well.