Supernaturality Singularity 2:Blood and Warcraft
The Forecast: Blood Moons and Bad Vibes
The sky isn't falling, but it is turning a very concerning shade of "clotted cream and rage." Thanks to Draven—whose immune system has apparently decided to make its dysfunction everyone else's problem—the Earth is staring down a Blood Moon event.
When Draven gets a head cold, the cosmos gets a migraine. This time, his "super-flu" has warped the lunar cycle into a crimson nightmare that threatens to drive humanity into a frenzy, or worse, make everyone as irritable as Draven on a Monday.
The Players (And the Problems)
Xander the Scorpion King: The leader of the League of Indifference. He’s technically a world-class threat, but honestly? He’s mostly just tired. He’d conquer the world if the world wasn't so high-maintenance.
The "Others": Sasha,Lessy,Infernal and thsoe who have "Dealt With This Beforeand are officially over it. Their tactical meetings now consist of 10% strategy and 90% arguing over who forgot to bring the snacks.
The Plot (In Shambles)
As the Blood Moon rises, the League of Indifference is living up to its name. Xander is trying to coordinate a global takeover, but his minions are distracted by the moon's "aesthetic" and the fact that Draven keeps sneezing literal meteors into the atmosphere.
"I'm the Scorpion King! I command the sands! I do not command a toddler with a cosmic sinus infection!" — Xander, shortly before being hit by a sentient glob of Draven's supernatural mucus.
The "Others" arrive on the scene not with a bang, but with a heavy sigh. They’ve fought gods and monsters, but fighting a celestial body powered by a sick man’s phlegm is a new low. They have to find a way to "medicate" the moon before the lunar radiation turns every human on Earth into a hyper-aggressive version of their worst self—basically, making everyone act like a disgruntled retail worker on Black Friday.
Why It’s Going to Be Terrible (For Them)
Dark Comedy Gold: The niggas realize the only way to stop the Blood Moon is to give Draven a massive dose of "Celestial NyQuil," which requires someone to fly a ship directly into his radioactive "Sneeze Zone."
The Indifference Factor: Halfway through the apocalypse, Xander considers just letting the moon hit the Earth because "at least the screaming would stop." Collateral Damage: Several historical monuments are accidentally destroyed, but since they were the "ugly ones anyway," the League and the Heroes agree to leave that out of the official report.
The fate of the world rests on a giant bottle of space-aspirin and Xander’s dwindling patience. Will the "Others" save the day, or will they succumb to the moon-induced urge to finally tell their bosses what they really think.