Bob's Weird Pokemon Adventure
{Ahem! Attention, dear reader! It’s me — your absolutely flawless, brilliant, and modest narrator, Aqua! And have I got a tale for you…}
So there’s this guy — calls himself B.O.B., but everyone just calls him Bob. Wakes up in the middle of a forest, confused, lost, and completely useless at starting a fire. Lucky for him, he’s got me in his head, guiding him with my unmatched wisdom… and maybe teasing him a little.
Oh, and then there’s her — a shiny, alpha Gardevoir with legs for days, the curves of a goddess, and the bashfulness of a blushing schoolgirl. I totally set up their meeting, by the way. They hunt breakfast, cook it (well, she does — he fails spectacularly), and then Bob goes all sentimental and offers to be her trainer… without making her live in the Poké Ball.
Boom! Instant trust! Which means massive EXP, a shiny new level-up, and — my favorite part — the perk selection screen! Four glorious perks to choose from, and guess what? You get to decide which one he picks next.
{So read on, enjoy the comedy, swoon over the romance, and remember — if anything goes wrong, it’s definitely Bob’s fault, not mine.}