The Godly Harem Protagonist— Long Aotian.
Why are Chinese men single?
Because Long Aotian is a billionaire, a godly fighter, and every woman’s obsession.
Step aside, peasants, the GOD has descended to the mortal realm.
Wait... Something feels off.
What do you mean by Long Ao Tian is just a side character?
Ridiculous.
Heaven is his wife and Earth is his concubine. How can he be a side character, he is clearly the supreme harem protagonist.
Even Buddha was enlightened by his presence.
His cultivation is boundless and his dixk is the pillar that connects the nine realms, who dares to claim that Long Aotian is merely a side chapter?
Medical Saint Ye Chen descends the mountains with a 5 marriage contract? Womp, womp gets cuckolded.
The dragon king son-in-law Li Chen, is from the Li family of the capital, with good martial arts talent and deep influence? Womp, womp, you will be a father despite being a virgin. Congratulations!!!
The Business tycoon Ye Lon Ma regresses and becomes the richest man? Geez, he gets hit by a truck-kun, gets isekaid into another world.
I mean, good ending for him.
The real and fake young master drama where the fake young master transmits his thoughts to his family? Good, your family is bankrupt, all seven sisters belong to Long Aotian.
The Immoral returns to the urban world? Go back nigga, we don't need you.
The Rich heiress makes her husband regret? Dumb bitch gets clapped.
The Gaylord returns from death? Ah, hell nah.
Gu Changge, the supreme villain, hunts protagonists? Cute, gets folded.
Oh, you have a system? Adorable but insufficient.
Oh, you can control time? So can Long Aotian.
You were born to be stepped on.
Do yourself a favor and wash up, Long Aotian is already on his way and NOTHING can stop him.
( Early chapters are slow pace after that, it's fast-paced. Mc is Op but that doesn't mean he is highly OP. We hunt both the Male and female protagonists because there can only be one Protagonist. We hunt protagonists from other countries too like the US, Japan, Korea, India, and not just China )
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More parody.
Demon King want a peaceful life? Nu-uh.
Kiss under the summer tree? Nope, the summer tree is chopped down.
High school life of thousand year old demon? Go die bruh.
My wife is secretly an Elf? Nice, Long Aotian shall take her.
My basement connects to a fantasy world? Nice, it now belongs to Long Aotian now.
Old man's MILF apartment? Tch... Ugly bastard like you doesn't deserve MILFS.
Sports system detected?
League rules updated.
Musical genius confirmed.?
Royalty rate adjusted to zero.
National pride athlete?
Media narrative corrected.
SSS-rank talent in a virtual game? The server belongs to Long Aotian.