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I Got Shamless Fortune System

Chen Wei was a 26-year-old IT programmer from Shenzhen who died in the most legendary loser way possible — he choked on instant noodles while binge-reading cultivation novels at 3 AM on a Tuesday. When he opened his eyes, he was inside the broken body of the most pathetic young master on the entire Qianling Continent — a boy with the same name who had just been publicly humiliated, stripped of his clan's jade token, and hurled off the Mourning Cliff by his own cousins. He should have died. Again. But at the bottom of that cliff, bleeding from seven places, with a spiritual root officially ranked as "Mud Grade" (yes, that's below Trash Grade — the examiner who tested him actually laughed), something awakened inside his shattered dantian. [DING!] 「 SUPREME SHAMELESS FORTUNE SYSTEM activated! 」 「 Scanning Host... 」 「 ... 」 「 Scan complete. Results: Disappointing. 」 「 Spiritual Root: Mud Grade. 」 「 Talent: None detected. 」 「 Looks: Aggressively average. 」 「 Will to live: Suspiciously low. 」 「 Congratulations! Your sheer worthlessness has triggered the PITY PROTOCOL! 」 「 First Gift: +1 Constitution. You can now survive a light breeze. Barely. 」 This System is not normal. It doesn't reward hard work. It doesn't care about talent. It rewards shamelessness, cowardice turned clever, and doing things so stupid they loop back around to genius. Compliment your enemy mid-battle? → +500 EXP Get face-slapped by a young master? → +1 Random Skill Ticket Successfully run away from a fight you started? → TRIPLE REWARDS Eat something no human should eat? → Constitution boost + diarrhea But what makes this System truly terrifying — and truly annoying — is that it has a soul. Not metaphorically. Literally. The System can manifest a physical form. Most of the time, it appears as a bored-looking young man in white robes with silver hair, dead eyes, and the personality of someone who has watched a thousand hosts die and found it mildly entertaining. It sits on Chen Wei's shoulder (tiny form), leans against walls judging him, and narrates his failures like a poetry recital. 「 Host is currently being chased by a Stage 3 Demonic Boar. Host's speed is inadequate. Host's screaming, however, is world-class. 」 But sometimes — usually at the worst possible moment — the System shifts into a female form. A devastatingly beautiful woman with the same silver hair, a teasing smile, and a voice like honey poured over a knife. She appears when Chen Wei is trying to be serious, when he's in front of important people, or when he's alone and vulnerable. She leans close. She whispers. She says things like: "Host~ Your heartbeat is elevated. Is it because of the incoming danger... or because of me?" "You know, if you complete this mission, I might show you something nice~" "Oh? You're blushing. How cute. And here I thought your face could only express 'confused panic.'" Chen Wei: "CAN YOU STOP CHANGING FORMS IN PUBLIC?! PEOPLE THINK I HAVE A DUAL CULTIVATION PARTNER!" System (female form, filing her nails): 「 And that's the most impressive thing anyone has ever assumed about you. You're welcome. 」 The System — who Chen Wei eventually names "Jiu" (meaning Nine, because "you're a 9 out of 10 on the annoying scale") — becomes more than a tool. Jiu is a companion, a tormentor, a mystery. Because as Chen Wei grows stronger, he starts to realize: Jiu remembers things no System should remember. Jiu sometimes looks at the sky with an expression that isn't sarcastic — it's sad. Jiu once whispered, in her female form, while Chen Wei was half-asleep: "...You're the 47th host. Please don't die like the others." And when Chen Wei asked about it the next morning, Jiu smiled and said: 「 Host is hearing things. Probably brain damage from the cliff. Shall I recommend a doctor? 」
i_go_with_the_wind · 342 Views

Lustful Evil Immortal.

Men of Culture, we meet again on the path of finding enlightenment. Let's take a moment to rest and talk about life. What would you do if you had everything and the system told you to be simp? Would you be simp for the female lead or simply tame her? *** In a world where the "Chosen sons of heaven" always crush the arrogant young masters, Tianmo wakes up as the cannon-fodder ultimate Beta Simp Villain who would have his woman taken by the protagonist, resulting in him being overtaken by his inner demon, causing the whole world to unite just to kill him, and his sister being sold to a brothel. Alas, the current Tianmo is no pushover, the jade fairy female lead with white mountain peaks and willow-waist gets humbled real quick. With the Primordial Dragon bloodline, 8 Supreme Dao bones, Immortal-grade spirit root, 8 Zodiac meridians, Immortal dantian, Immortal Dao physique from the start with the addition of newly awakened System offering him infinite wealth and cultivation resources, he is on his journey to make heavens tremble and chosen sons of heavens bow their heads. “You want to steal my woman and sell my sister to a brothel?! Very good! I shall take all your women and I am merciful enough not to sell your sister and mother to a brothel, they are now my personal cauldron…” stated Tianmo calmly, his voice devoid of emotion like a true immortal descended to the mundane world. Li Chen’s hand trembled, but he was powerless, hopeless… This bastard fuxked his mother and sister in front of his eyes as if they were mere toys, yet all he could do was bow. How is this possible... No, no, no, he was supposed to rise above all. He needs to live, he can always take revenge. Pity, Young Master Tianmo didn't spare him, refining his soul and body using heaven and earth as a natural alchemy furnace. [Ding!] [Host has refined Li Chen’s Dual Pupils ] [Host has refined Li Chen’s Supreme Nine Yang Physique ] One down, many more to go. But first, let's thoroughly tame the women and make sure they remember the shape of a big, thick dragon. *** Tags: EASTERN ( HIGHLY ) Xiuxian, Xianxia, Xuanhuan, world-hopping, day-to-day life of a side character, protagonist-hunting, harem, Family building, clan building, sect building, OP Mc, Evil Mc, complex family relations, extremely slow-burn romance, dual cultivation, rapid breakthroughs, multiple paths of Dao, manipulative Mc, clan extermination, Yandere female leads, Green-Tea female leads, manipulative female leads, no-brain-dead-doki-doki love at first sight, smart characters, MILFS, GILFS, GGILFS, Pure maidens, Jade fairies, true bdsm, Neck fetish>foot fetish> Hand fetish > average boobs/ass supremacy, psychological play, Evil characters ( cultivation novel duh), Slice of Life, highly cinematic fight scene, Early Prengancy, good characters growths, imperial harem. No NTR, No Yuri. Culture level: Extremely High. Uncensored. Raw. True certified Masterpiece. Discord: https://discord.gg/yRsWFyFS9X ( full NSFW Images available on discord.)
LewdScholar · 116.1k Views

Heroes of Avangard - The Insanely Chaotic Multiverse

The Heroes of Avangard Series is a series where CHAOS MEETS INSANITY. Pre-teens and teenage kids fulfill prophecies as they go on adventures, face dangers of villains and more dangerous antagonists, and will have to face the unknown. But what these young Heroes do not know about is that all three prophecies are connected to one thing deeper than everything they've ever faced. More dangerous than the unknown, more perilous than the crazy adventures they've gone through.... Each prophecy is a way to keep Avangard alive and well if they are able to fulfill it, but if they fail, then it'll crumble in not only the Lunaranites hands, but hands more treacherous, bigger than ever.... All Heroes will have to unite to face this one threat that is determined to destroy Avangard once and for all. Will they fulfill all of the prophecies? Will they become the Heroes they were meant to be? Find out in HEROES OF AVANGARD - Where Chaos Meets Insanity. WHAT TO EXPECT: Chaos and Insanity obviously, a lot of comedy, some very gory or dark moments, out of context scenes, psychological manipulators, 2 billion year old entities, kids and teenagers as protagonists and superheroes, Anti-Heroes, (some horror aspects), lowest rating Y-7, highest rating TV-MA, most common rating TV-14. And we can't forget, universal to multiversal threats and conflicts! SEASON ONE – Heroes of Avangard: War of the Celestianites (completely revised edition) Don wants is to be a real hero—and not embarrass himself. When an ancient prophecy names Don as the key to Celestial’s Fight, he’s forced into a deadly journey across Avangard, battling the realm’s most dangerous beasts. At the end of it stands King Dreadixz, ruthless ruler of the Lunaranites. If Don defeats him, Avangard is saved—and Don earns the right to become King of the Celestianites. But Dreadixz has one goal: break the prophecy by killing Don. Because without the prophecy leader, the prophecy would seize to exist, letting him capture the Lost Key for himself once he finds it. Meanwhile, Dark Don searches for a forgotten promise—Silicia’s last words—without realizing how closely it’s tied to Don’s fate. With only Olsen, Prince, Demaurion, and Archie by his side, Don must decide who he’s trying to impress—and what it truly means to be a hero. Because being chosen doesn’t make you one. Standing up does. SOME PRAISE FOR HEROES OF AVANGARD SEASON 1 CalebVanPoneisen - "The worldbuilding is smart, giving the reader the necessary information naturally as the story advances. The 'Introduction to the Tribes' part is great. Having it open in another tab makes it easy to track the traits and appearances, especially when juggling multiple races. I wish more stories did that!" GreenDragon - "Reading this is like snorting a mix of Adderall and crushed Pokemon. Through your eyeballs. And that's a good thing, if you are ready for a brightly coloured, larger-than-life fight-fest which has weirdly cosy ATLA vibes in places." Tortovskey - “Heroes of Avangard” feels like someone asked, “What if epic fantasy got a caffeine overdose and then tried to philosophize about destiny at 3 a.m.?” The result is a wild, ambitious, and often surprisingly thoughtful journey through a world that refuses to be ordinary. The setting blends classic heroic fantasy with a hint of sci-fi strangeness, like medieval knights who secretly read quantum mechanics textbooks. Characters don't just punch dragons — they punch existential dread, moral ambiguity, and occasionally each other.
Astraldude2 · 10.8k Views