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After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money: Netizen: "I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your son is using a Curse Technique on you." Netizen: "Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?" Netizen: "What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?" Shen Zhiyao: "Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!" Child of Destiny: "Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?" Shen Zhiyao: "It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave." Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling. Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: "Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!" "Hmm... It depends on my mood!"

[Historical + Book Transmigration + The 80s + Marry First, Love Later + Steamy + Getting Rich] As Song Qingya, a popular 21st-century actress, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the 1980s along with her rival. Unfortunately, her rival becomes the original female lead of the novel, Wen Xiuxiu. And she becomes the unlikable cannon fodder ex-wife who pesters the male lead. The moment she opens her eyes, she's dealt a bad hand. The original owner of the body was set to demand a divorce and elope with her first love, only to be sold to an old bachelor and brutally abused to death at a young age. Song Qingya will never let herself fall to such a fate. Without a second thought, she begins to act! The frail beauty, eyes slightly red, tugs on the corner of Fei Jin's shirt. "I regret it. I don't want a divorce anymore. Take me home, okay?" The man's Adam's apple bobbed as he scooped her up. "Alright. Don't you regret this."

New book available: "The Village Belle Is Stirring Up Trouble Again" The Su family's daughter, driven mad by poverty, spends all her days forcing the landlord's son to kill her. Su Tao was speechless: ... I'm not crazy, you just don't understand. It's a reverse-courting strategy! Later... her strategy worked, and he became her husband... —————————— 1V1, Dual Purity. One day, Holly Winslow had a whimsical thought: if only she could return to high school, she would study hard and get into a good university. After her rebirth Holly Winslow looked at her husband, now ten years younger, "Mortimer Quincy, does this count as puppy love?" "It doesn't." Mortimer Quincy leisurely added, "It counts as early marriage." "..." Holly Winslow sprayed a mouthful of milk tea all over the table. ... This lifetime is for a youth without regrets. This novel is a dual rebirth story, super sweet from beginning to end, 1V1, Dual Purity. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea. Welcome to the group chat: 667639621

In her past life, Jessie Sterling moved abroad for Julian Grant, only to have him break his promise and stand her up late at night for another woman on her birthday. Reborn into this life, Jessie Sterling personally severed her past adoration and affection, and instead entered a marriage of convenience with Victor Morgan, the heir to a century-old prestigious family in Aethelburg, a match approved by her family. She had originally thought it would just be a marriage for mutual benefit, and that they would treat each other with polite respect after the wedding. People in their social circle were not very optimistic about this newlywed couple with vastly different personalities. Until one day, some friends paid a late-night visit. By the huge floor-to-ceiling windows of the Four Joys Courtyard, a group of people saw the man who dominated the business world by day having his knee stepped on. He held a bottle of cat-eye nail polish and was currently bowing his head, diligently painting the toenails of the foot resting on his knee. "Is this okay?" With a coquettish air, Jessie Sterling glanced down, her chin slightly raised like a spirited little peacock, "Well, it's passable, I suppose. But I think it could use another coat?" Victor Morgan was almost driven to laugh in exasperation by her words. After setting down Jessie Sterling's leg, he moved forward, planting his hands on either side of her, his eyes deep and dark as he said in a low voice, "Mrs. Morgan, that's enough!" Before Jessie Sterling could react, in the next moment, the man had already leaned in and captured the red lips before him that had been tempting him for so long. "Mrs. Morgan, don't you think this... is what really needs another coat of color?" The group of people who had just walked through the courtyard entrance froze on the spot. How the hell could this be called... treating each other with polite respect?

Six years ago, his family was exterminated, buried in a sea of fire! Six years later, Ye Tianchen returned with demon-like power! With god-level Medical Skill and unmatched Cultivation Technique, he sweeps through everything, leaving none to compete!

The Immortal caressed my head, tying my hair and receiving longevity. A lone girl, Jiang Yuebai, ascends Ninefold Mountain to the Azure Clouds, only to seek the Immortal’s path, wandering the world and Cloud Stepping. The path of Immortal Cultivation defies the heavens. Compete with the heavens, compete with the earth, compete with people, compete with oneself. Senior sister recites ten scrolls daily; I read books until dawn. Senior brother swings his sword hundreds of times; I return amidst the stars with my lance. Master refines elixirs sitting overnight; my Pill Furnace Fire stays unextinguished! If I don’t exhaust myself through cultivation, I’ll exhaust others, aiming to make the entire Cultivation Realm cry from cultivation. [Focus on alchemy, due to excessive refinement, the pill furnace can’t withstand the pressure and explodes, Alchemy Skill Level -1] [Continue alchemy with an iron pot and unexpectedly find fire control easier, herbs heat more evenly, Alchemy Skill Level +5] [Congratulations, your Alchemy has leveled up!] Note: Early stage involves Immortal Cultivation Data Panel, has a satire attribute, no point addition, no rewards, no tasks, low appearances, discarded later stages, dislike, please do not disturb, abandon the book without notice! No CP!

She was originally a notorious villain who made all realm strategists tremble with fear, tearing apart all systems in a fit of rage. Because she was too bored being trapped in the small world, Qian Yan grabbed a system and forcibly bound it, starting a new mission. Qian Yan discovered that almost every realm had a familiar person following her, constantly wanting to be with her. But she only wants to complete missions, pursue a career, and has no interest in falling in love!

End-time divine doctor An Ning never expected that at the moment of her death, she would enter a cliché ancient romance novel. Even less did she expect that after entering it, she would be assassinated every day by the crazy male lead! ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, after the princess fell into the water, she unexpectedly saved the little prince, and now the emperor is about to reward her! Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, at the palace banquet, the princess blocked a sword for the empress, and the empress bestowed upon her a death-free gold token. Prince: ... ... Prince: Is the princess dead? Servant: Reporting to the prince, the princess jumped off the city wall in place of Miss Bai, leaving no whole body, and her bones were burned and scattered. On that day, Xiao Jingxing saved his white moonlight but slaughtered a city for An Ning! ... Many years later, a peerless divine doctor appeared in the martial world, exceptionally beautiful and astonishing the world! ... The male lead initially has a white moonlight, and genuinely attempts to kill the female lead. The female lead has a special constitution that allows wounds to self-heal, so she cannot be killed. After the female lead leaves the male lead, she lets herself free, leading to the male lead's courtship inferno! The novel focuses on satisfying plot twists, but does not rule out emotional pain, readers with a fragile heart, beware. The ending is happy, with a promise of no unfinished plots.

The shadow double is reborn? Brother is transmigrated in the womb? Best friend is just a surface-level friendship... The female lead has become cannon fodder? Don’t worry, don’t worry, I have my ticket in hand, won’t be cannon fodder, need to rise up!

"“She is the descendant of the mysterious Ghost Physician Sect, but she accidentally transmigrated to become the number one trash of the Phoenix Shadow Nation!” When the strong soul entered this weak body, her performance shocked everyone! He was the terrifying Ghost King. Everyone thought that he was cold and heartless, but he pretended to be blind in front of her just to capture her heart… It was only when he revealed his true appearance that he realized that he was actually a two-faced wolf! ""Do you know that you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be blind?"" Huo Huo gritted her teeth. ""How can I trap you home if I don't pretend?"" It's a classic transmigration story. The female lead is strong and handsome, and the male lead can't help but be attracted to her. They fight, fall in love, and finally fulfill all their wishes. "

In her past life, Qiao Qiqi was brainwashed by a heartless man and a shameless woman, leading to the downfall of her family. Reborn, she kicks scumbags and make them regret the day they crossed her. Qiao Qiqi's mom: "My Qiqi is gentle and timid, don't scare her." The gangster whose limbs were broken by Qiao Qiqi: "????" Who... is really scared here? Qiao Qiqi's dad: "My Qiqi has no particular skill, she'll just inherit the family fortune." Big shots from all circles: "????" Indeed, she has no 'one' particular skill—she's good at everything! * Back in high school, Qiao Qiqi was waiting for Gu Shili to transfer to First Middle School. In her past life, he helped fulfill her last wish; in this life, she's determined to repay his kindness. Gu Shili was brought back to the country by his family early. On his first day at school, he sees a fight outside—more precisely, a pretty girl is single-handedly beating up the opponent! Qiao Qiqi kicks the last piece of trash to the ground, her foot ruthlessly stepping on the opponent's face. Her fair and beautiful face is both stunning and spirited! She lifts her head to meet a pair of 'startled' black eyes. Qiao Qiqi: "????" Gu Shili: "..." "Um... if I say I'm just playing with them, would you believe it?" Gangsters: "..."

Help! The Frosty Noble’s Son Is in Love With Me! [1v1 • Double Virgins] Qu Fulan transmigrates into a historical novel, “The Noble Daughter Falls from Grace,” as the once-rich heroine now a servant in the Dingbei Marquis’s mansion. Armed with the plot and a secret space, she sets three goals: 1. Rise from lowly maid to the master’s right-hand in two months. 2. Retrieve her indenture contract. 3. Earn enough to fill her space! Mission complete, she grabs her contract and leaves. But the guards stop her: “You can’t leave, madam.” Qu Fulan’s baffled: “What did you call me?” “Madam,” they say. “You’ve accepted the marriage contract.” Qu Fulan pulls out the contract, nearly blinded by the words: Marriage Contract! Prince Pei, who’s never lost, falls for her and keeps hitting walls. Wall one: He gifts her white peonies; she loves snow-walking plum blossoms. Wall two: He plays hard-to-get; she stays cool, he caves first. Wall three: He finally wins her heart—she loves money more! [TL;DR: She climbs the career ladder, finds love, and lands a marriage.]

Yuan Bao just transmigrated into an ancient village, and she’s already the most spoiled kid in three generations. Nicknamed Jiaojiao, she’s set to be the next big thing—until the new neighbor moves in. This neighbor? The city miss who’s got it all but acts like the world owes her. She’s got the drama, the entitlement, and the attitude. But Yuan Bao? She’s got the family who loves her, the wit to take down any drama queen, and the charm to win everyone over. When the miss tries to play the pity card, Yuan Bao’s family rallies behind her. Grandpa claps, Mom cheers, and her bros fist-pump. Yuan Bao’s the real deal, and she’s not giving up her spotlight to anyone. The miss tries to lecture Yuan Bao’s bro about “spoiling” her, but he’s got her back. “My sister’s the kindest, prettiest, and best. Who’s the real spoiled one here?”

When they first met, they quickly registered their marriage, and she became his woman. From then on, she was cherished by the man as the apple of his eye, not allowing her to suffer the slightest grievance. He, the dark and sinister king of the Sovereign Empire, also a business tycoon, a hidden noble, cold, ruthless, and domineering yet charming, used all his immense power and wealth to spoil his woman to the heavens. "King, the Young Madam says she wants a 50 billion diamond ring." "How can one be enough? Send her a truckload." "King, the Young Madam threw down the divorce agreement and ran away pregnant." That night, he cornered her against the wall, his deep, magnetic voice seductively saying: "Baby, where do you plan to go with my heir?" [Double Virgins][Extreme Pampering][Abuse Scum]

In parallel worlds, Chu He, a no-nonsense woman from the interstellar battlefield, lands on the backward Mountain and Sea Star. She soon finds that these worlds are not what they seem. The tech queen is a plagiarist, the golden-fingered male lead a copycat, and the boyfriend who claims true love is just pretending to be poor. Even the domineering CEO returns home to find his canary has turned into a Saker Falcon. World One: Tech Powerhouse Chu He shatters the dreams of the original female lead, who thought she could get away with plagiarism. World Two: Literary Giant Chu He questions who really has the golden finger in the world of writing. World Three: Police Work As a beat cop, Chu He uses her keen sense of smell to solve cases at the airport. ...... In many more worlds to come, the iron-willed straight woman continues to outsmart and outshine the destined protagonist.

Lyra Moreau discovered she was married without ever saying “I do”!  What’s worse, her mystery husband turned out to be Percival Covington—the city’s most ruthless billionaire!  As the family’s scorned “illegitimate” daughter, she’s spent years hiding her genius mind while enduring abuse. She never imagined being bound to someone so dangerous.  When everyone expected him to annul their accidental union immediately, Percival stunned them all with his unexpected response: “My dear wife, why don’t we make this arrangement work?”

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”