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Chen Xiao, who is terminally ill, can't help but look back on his life. In his youth, he roamed the streets, drank heavily, surrounded by a group of dissolute friends. It wasn't until he was on his deathbed that he realized the person he failed the most in his life was his policewoman wife, who had always been waiting for him to turn back. When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he was astonished to find that he had been reborn into his younger self. This time, standing at the turning point of his life, Chen Xiao decides to turn over a new leaf.

Li Peifeng awakes his system, yet it's more of an obstacle rather than a helper. Limited by the System, Li could only gain nutrition from foods provided by women, otherwise he would starve to death. [When the total amount of gifts and consumption from women for you reaches 50,000 yuan, the lucky wheel will be activated, and you will get a chance to draw a prize.] "Stupid system, if I could get girls to spend fifty thousand on me, I wouldn't need your reward, would I?"

In this cultivation world, Lin Jing has the Longevity Body and joins the Beast Taming Sect by chance. His first beast is a Pine Needle Mouse, which is somehow different from others of its kind. "Elder Mo, is there something wrong with this Pine Needle Mouse?" "This Pine Needle Mouse has some quirks—it hoarded the resources the sect provided as if they were treasures, hiding them deeply, without using a single piece, and recently reached Qi Cultivation Level 3 solely on its talent."

Herbert has reincarnated. He has become a rookie Prison Warden in charge of guarding the monster girl prisoners. Bad news — as a Paladin, he must adhere to purity throughout his life. Good news — interacting with the monster girls not only won't cause Herbert to break his vow and become Fallen, but it can instead give him a special blessing. So… You already know what's going to happen, right?

Wang Xiu is the only disciple of the Divination Sect in the Sanqing Immortal Sect. As his master is healing injuries in a tomb, he has been struggling with cultivation. Fortunately, he obtains the Bragging System, which would improve his cultivation as long as there's someone bragging. [DING!] [Bragging detected. Congratulations to the Host for gaining Mana +1.] [DING!] [Outrageous bragging detected, triggering a Bragging Critical Hit and reaching a System Climax! Congratulations to the Host for gaining Mana +3 and Mana Quality +3.]

The Immortal Emperor, after being betrayed, was reborn as the peasant Luo Yang. He possessed the "Glance" ability, understood medical skills, knew martial arts, and came with a natural flair for showing off. In the long journey of life, everything is inferior; only showing off is supreme. Watch as the little peasant Luo Yang struts his stuff like the wind, ascends with vigor, all with the determination to show off so grandiosely that it tears through the heavens.

Pei Guang was invited by an online friend to beta test a game. The bad news? The game offers an ultra-realistic experience, where the character's skills are a patchwork of various games. The good news? All the skills were stitched together seamlessly, and the realism is incredibly high. However, what Pei Guang doesn’t know is that, in the eyes of others, he appears to be a patient who occasionally talks to himself, spouting strange game settings. March 7th: "Stop searching! Stop searching! There’s really nothing in the trash can." Himeko: "Please don't rummage through my room. These are all personal belongings." Dan Heng: "..." Stelle: "Look! I found something to eat in the trash can." Note: I own nothing, this is just a translation, hope you'll enjoy it! :D Here is the link if you want to read ahead: p@t reon.com/SenatusTheta

A year since he was discharged from the army, Ark Rakez isn't acclimating to normal life as well as he hopes to when he runs into Theo, an old comrade, who makes Ark an offer to join him in the mercenary business. Journey with Ark and Theo in this adventure where sci-fi collides with fantasy. Read along as they do jobs and grow their reputation and crew. An episodic story based around an ensemble cast. Contains: violence, swearing, a bit of gore

The Specialists: Book One — Awakening “So far as we’re on Earth, we all live, we all walk, and we’re all different... but... it’s more than that, isn’t it?” There will always be a set of people — or maybe various sets — different from the rest. They walk among us, invisible yet always watching, bound by rules written before time began. Not all their stories are told. But come to think of it... if we never tell, they will never know. Beneath the hum of cities and the illusion of normal life, another world breathes — one of Specialists, relics, and Arms that bend the laws of nature itself. Shadows move across time, hunting, watching, waiting for those who can rewrite reality. When an orphaned student receives a call that changes everything, and a stranger draped in dusk arrives at the edge of his world, the first thread begins to pull loose. What wakes isn’t always alive. What’s buried doesn’t always stay dead. And the ones who remember… are already watching. Awakening is just the first movement in a war older than history itself.

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot By M.J. Grief He died in World War III. Now he commands a war among the stars. Colonel Kevin Price was British SAS — hardened, disciplined, and killed in combat when Earth tore itself apart. He expected darkness. Instead, he woke up reborn. Now he is Maverick Marshall, the twelfth son of a border Dukedom in a galaxy locked in endless war. The Human–Celestial Alliance stands on the brink of collapse as the Arachnid Empire spreads like a plague across the stars — devouring planets, enslaving species, and leaving nothing behind but ash. They made one mistake. They attacked his Academy. When an Imperial Breach Carrier punches through planetary defences and shock troops rain down like falling meteors, panic spreads. Systems fail. AI grids collapse. Students die. Maverick does not panic. He reorganises. He adapts. He counterattacks. With nothing but discipline, battlefield logic, and memories of a soldier who has already lived and died once, he turns chaos into structure — and structure into survival. He boards the enemy ship. He sends the signal that saves the planet. He proves his doctrine works. And the Alliance takes notice. His unit is reborn as the Star Blades. His name becomes a symbol. But war is not just fought with railguns and plasma arcs. It is fought with politics. With fleets. With alliances. With marriage. Bound to Princess Aelthira Valeira — a Celestial genius who hides devotion behind icy composure — Maverick must navigate royal optics while preparing for total war. Because the Empire does not retreat. It escalates. Breach Carriers will fall again. Shock troops will descend again. Fleets will burn in orbit. And when Maverick’s command ship — a war-carrier built to deploy armies and mechs across entire systems — finally enters the void… The balance of power will shift. The Empire wanted to erase the Alliance’s future. Instead, they forged a commander who has already died once. And this time— He does not intend to lose.

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel spawns in with a nightmare combo: parents missing, broke as hell, failed his exams. Rock bottom much? Yeah. But he’s got one life saver: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] flips into the supreme-tier [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his “missing” parents actually slipped into a secret realm, bonded with Solgaleo and Lunala, and now they’re literally running the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. Sure, he’s supposed to be broke, but being as handsome as the readers apparently has perks. Rich beauties start lining up just to spoil him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] merges with [Fairy Queen], giving it faster casting, harder hits, and absurd skill comprehension. — His [Gible] merges with 【Infinite Evolution】; the world caps at level 100, but his level 999 Garchomp? Yeah, that was just a casual gift from a friend... Years Later: Right when Team Rocket gathers every villain under the sun as Rainbow Rocket and gets ready to take over the world— Axel walks out like, “Gentlemen, allow me a quick intro. Standing here is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Okay. You may attempt to attack me now.” Groudon: “Who’s stupid enough? I’ll fly over there myself and kick them into next week!” Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? One breeze and some frost, handled.” Villain Squad: “???” (It is being continued from Chapter 377. To read previous chapters, search the name.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═

All of humanity has crossed over into the “Mist World.” Everywhere you look it’s nothing but fog, and at the beginning, all you’ve got is a flimsy little grass hut. You have to scavenge for supplies and chop wood in a dangerous wilderness, keep your campfire burning, and only then can you hang on. But while everyone else is barely scraping by, Ethan is already using divine-level hints to snag gear and claim a full-on manor territory. [East: On the outskirts of the Mist Forest, there is a Silver Treasure Chest!] [West: A hungry Lightning Leopard is waiting for your arrival!] [South: There is a Multi-Eyed Monster, and if it locks eyes with you, you’ll be turned to stone!] [North: A Golden Treasure Chest is hidden in the grasslands, surrounded by a swarm of poisonous bees guarding it.] ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapter/Day

A scratch card at the start, and he hits the only SSS-tier talent on the entire server, [Soul Fire]. From that moment on, Lin Mo begins his path of invincibility. Burn equipment, gain equipment evolution points. Beginner Wooden Sword → Silver Iron Sword → Flowing Silver Greatsword → Blade of Creation → World-Shatter · Flowing Light Sword. Burn skills, gain skill evolution points. Rapid Fire → Double Shot → Triple Shot → Fivefold Shot → Heaven-Slaying · Seven-Star Barrage! Burn pets, gain pet evolution points. White Fox → Three-Tailed Demon Fox → Six-Tailed Devil Fox → Nine-Tailed Divine Fox → Fox Immortal → Sacred Maiden of the Fox Clan → Heavenly Bewitchment · Fox Clan Empress. Three years later, when divine prophecy devours reality, and the World-Destroying Main God leads the Void Insect Army to descend, countries around the world fall one after another. Lin Mo grips a golden divine weapon in his hand, steps on an ancient, immortal-tier Hell Demon Dragon, and with a single SSS-tier forbidden spell instantly kills the [Void Death God · Noth] invading his country. Facing the distress signals from the empires of Eastern Nation, Beacon, and Sun Nation, Lin Mo stands atop the corpse of the Void Death God, looking down on all nations with contempt. “Get on your knees.” “Beg me.” (From the same author of ‘Awoke As a God After Auto-Battling For 100000 Years’.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +100 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

Dear mom, I'm sorry I failed my math exam, Cerberus ate my homework. And no that's not a joke! Sarah Bucklehim was an average teenage girl, in an average town, in a very average world... Or so she thought. Lucas Johnson was an average Emo teenage boy, in an average town in a very not average world... Wait what!? After being handed a deck of Tarot cards by a mysterious witch, Best friends, Sarah and Lucas start having dreams of imminent danger, countless deaths and monsters they've never seen. Unfortunately they find out they are not going crazy, but that these dreams are visions of the past, the present and a future apocalypse that will destroy all creation. With the help of The Reaper Iazel, The Ravine Cole and The demoness Kaley, they have have to venture into the Dark world beyond the mortal veil, solving the mysteries and following the paths laid before them, facing gods, angels, demons, fays,witches and so many things it would be too long to list. Sarah and Lucas will go through a journey that even The Almighty won't know what will happen next. PS: Sarah and Lucas are not inlove! They're plutonic! Additional tags: #HeavenandHell #Underworld #Femalelead #malelead #Plutoniclove #Mystery #Murder #Teendrama #Trauma #Reincarnation #Eden #AdamandEve #Comedy

Just a imagination of a borard guy, trying make somehow big, for his own. it'll be a prequel to my previous work Maharakshak. if you hadn't read it, you can try. it's ok story. and if you don't know what's written up above, just pretend it's not written, and this is the real Synopsis. " it's a story about a question and a superhero. The question being, does human needs the power or superhero, and superhero being just a normal guy, who does not know what a superhero supposed to mean, for him his powers are just that, a normal. thing, he didn't understand why they are so special." " story will progress in direction of a typical direction of any movie, the only shiny part maybe being the simplicity of it." " the hero is a pure guy, who does don't care about how other's think of him , he has only one goal trough out the story and that's he sticks to till end, believing his heroism nothing more then an accident." " the villain is also a pure guy, but ome who has seen the world and has his edges cleaned by it. you can think him as a guy who knows the answer, but did not want to admit it. he is more human then the hero, who seems little comical and too pure for the world. his only shortcoming being after getting powers he couldn't control it."

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

A new work from the author of 'My Senior Brother is Too Steady', welcome to enjoy it! ------- [Science Fiction Apocalypse Setting + Alone Cultivation Protagonist, Not a Mindless Feel-Good Story] This is a shattered world where human civilization barely gasps for air on a planet ravaged by the Blade Beast catastrophe, the flame of civilization in underground fortresses flickers intermittently, and human elites in space are brewing a final plan to strike back at the Blade Beasts, but the future of humanity is dimly lit by fading stars… "So," a Mahayana Realm expert, who after cultivating alone for one hundred and twenty-five years failed his tribulation and became a Residual Soul in this 'peculiar' world, sighed deeply as he looked up to the sky: "What the hell does this have to do with me?!"