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First Voice-Final Verse

The world appears ordinary just like ours—familiar in its rhythms, yet set behind in time. Machinery hums beside tradition—sometimes trains, sometimes motorcars driven by wealthy nobles—but more often, carriages roll past smoking chimneys, while kingdoms are steered by kings, noble hierarchies, or the slow rise of a free governments. Life flows with a sense of normalcy, grounded in the familiar struggles of class, duty, and survival. Sebastian Stormvale, a special young man, moves through it all, his presence quietly marking him as someone both part of the world and apart from it. Yet beneath this surface, the fabric of existence carries its own weight. The people’s faith is divided. Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, and other religions are treated as minority and distant religions, but it is the Esoteric Religions that dominate the majority. Sixteen churches devoted to sixteen gods, their influence stretching across continents and shaping the very way of life and people’s faith. These gods are not distant—they are present in symbols, in rituals, in the unspoken certainty, in secrets and mysteries that humanity holds.. Languages, too, tell a story of division and history. Each kingdom or continent speaks its own tongue, shaped by centuries of migration, war, and trade. Some languages are ancient, surviving from empires long fallen, while others are the product of more recent blending of cultures. Written texts preserve not only laws and poetry but also the hidden knowledge and forgotten traditions, accessible only to those willing—or able—to decipher them. But belief and language are only the beginning. Like our world, secrets also exist here—whispered, hidden, sometimes dismissed as superstition. Yet unlike ours, the secrets here are not trivial. They are the roots of the structured tree of reality itself, touching the fate of kingdoms, the survival of humanity, and even the balance of the universe. Those who stumble upon them and acquire that very knowledge as a part of them is never harmless. They become something special—different from the rest of humanity. The voices of the ordinaries, abnormals, secrets and mysteries shape this world. In this world, to uncover what lies hidden is to risk being changed by it—forever. Sebastian Stormvale knows this better than most.
ReuxpuerCaesar · 1.7k Views

My Ex Is Now My Seatmate?

High school just got a whole lot more awkward. Riku Arai thought the new semester would be normal—until he walks into class and finds his new seatmate is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Mei Hayasaka. The two haven't spoken properly since their messy breakup, and now they're stuck side-by-side every single day. Tension runs high, snarky remarks fly, and their classmates—especially the chaotic Hana, mei's bestfriend won't stop meddling. As ridiculous group projects, school trips, and embarrassing moments pile up, Riku and Mei are forced to confront the past they’ve both been avoiding. Old feelings begin to resurface—but so do old grudges. Can two exes survive sitting together without killing each other? Or worse… falling for each other all over again? ---- This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are eitherthe product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, orintringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.
VineFine · 8.7k Views

Pokémon: Gardevoir Harem with Tag System

Transmigrated into the Pokémon world, Axel starts off with a hellish combo; parents missing, broke as hell, flunked his exams. A proper rock-bottom start? Sure. But Axel’s got one thing going for him: the Tag System. 1. No background? — His tag [Both Parents Deceased] upgrades to the supreme-level [Both Parents Kings,]. Turns out his missing parents fell into a secret realm, bonded with the twin gods Solgaleo & Lunala, now in control of the Ultra Wormhole. 2. No money? — Tag [Penniless] becomes [Eating Soft Rice with a Hard Bite]. He should be broke, but lucky for him, he’s just as handsome as the readers. Now rich beauties line up just to feed him. 3. Bad talent? — Not anymore. His [Ralts] fuses with [Fairy Queen], faster casting, stronger power, and freaky-good skill comprehension. — His [Gible] fuses with 【Infinite Evolution】; World level cap is 100, but guess what? His level 999 Garchomp was a gift from a friend... Years Later: Just as Team Rocket unites all villains into the ultimate Rainbow Rocket and prepares to dominate the world— Axel steps out, “Gentlemen, let me introduce myself. Standing before you is the Hoopa Trainer, Master of the Fairy Queen, Crown Prince of the Ultra Wormhole, and the guy who taught Green everything she knows…” “Alright. Now you may try to attack me.” Groudon: ‘Who dares? I’ll freaking fly over there and kick you myself!‘ Black Rayquaza: “Rainbow Rocket? Just a breeze and a little frost.” Villain Squad: “???” [Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day] — 1st Pokemon: Pheromosa — 2nd Pokemon: Ralts — 3rd Pokemon: Duraludon — 4th Pokemon: Dragonair — 5th Pokemon: Ho-Oh — 6th Pokemon: Mewtwo — 7th Pokemon: Nihilego — 8th Pokemon: Magikarp [This has many game elements so read at your own knowledge] ═❀═IT'S A TRANSLATION═❀═ RAW: 宝可梦:沙奈朵后宫与标签系统
Ambitious_Guy · 1.2m Views

Rizzmaster: The Adventures of Bob

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.
nightskynear · 156.7k Views

When A Filipino got Isekai'd with a Twist ! "only I can summon those!"

When a Filipino Brings a Gundam to a Sword Fight > "Oh great, another summoner. Just what we need—more useless adventurers." > > *Famous last words from Sir Knight-Who-Got-His-Butt-Kicked* Look, getting isekai'd is already weird enough, but being a Filipino summoner in a fantasy world? That's like bringing *balut* to a fancy French dinner party – completely unexpected and guaranteed to raise some eyebrows. Picture this: There I was, contemplating whether to have *sisig* or *adobo* for dinner, when suddenly – **POOF!** – I got yeet'd into Medieval Times™ faster than my mom could throw her legendary tsinelas. And what did the universe decide to gift me with? The supposedly "weakest" class: *a summoner*. But here's where it gets *interesting*. These fantasy folks thought I'd be pulling rabbits out of hats or summoning cute forest creatures. **Boy, were they in for a surprise!** Because while they were expecting wooden sticks and basic swords, I was busy figuring out if I could summon: * My mom's battle-tested tsinelas (with +20 critical hit, mind you) * A fully-loaded M16 *Armor you say? " How about a mask raider suit! Or iron man armor!(credit to marvel ) * And oh yeah, *casual flex*, **AN ENTIRE FREAKING GUNDAM** Let me tell you something funny about being the "weak" summoner – when you can call forth weapons that would make Michael Bay weep tears of explosive joy, suddenly nobody's laughing at your class choice anymore. Welcome to my story of how a Pinoy turned the weak summoner class from zero to hero, one ridiculous weapon at a time. yeah that's me your accidental hero! #connected universe!
WrathBuh69 · 100.8k Views

Overdraft Hero, Book 1: "Swipe of Destiny

Title & Subtitle Overdraft Hero: A Reverse Cultivation Satire “The gods gave Ken Hanzori unlimited power… by accident. Now the world’s strongest hero is just one swipe away from cosmic bankruptcy.” Synopsis Ken Hanzori should have been nobody. Instead, the divine bank of the universe accidentally dumped all of creation’s savings into his baby account. Now? He’s the richest man alive—in Mone, the cosmic currency of life. Armed with an “UNREGISTERED TIER” ATM card, Ken can literally swipe reality like a clueless VIP customer. Want to defeat the Demon Lord? Approved. Want to pass the Academy’s exam without studying? Transaction successful. Want unlimited free ramen? Balance deducted. The only problem? Every loan comes with interest. And when the gods finally check the books, Ken discovers the real endgame isn’t winning battles—it’s avoiding foreclosure on existence itself. Follow Ken (the clueless glitch), Narutama (the exasperated straight man), and a rotating cast of friends, rivals, and cosmic debt collectors as they stumble through dungeons, destiny, and overdraft fees. What to Expect Book 1: Swipe of Destiny – Accidentally conquering foes and becoming a hero. Book 2: The Curse of Mone – The cosmic audit begins, and Ken’s “refunds” empower everyone but him. Book 3: Insufficient Funds – Weak, broke, and still somehow saving the world. If you like overpowered heroes who are anything but heroic, a system that acts like your worst bank app, and satire mixed with slapstick, Overdraft Hero will swipe right into your library. "Part of the Trinity of Realms, a nine-book saga spanning three worlds and genres. Overdraft Hero is the first trilogy, blending satire, comedy, and bittersweet adventure." Genre Comedy / Satirical / Parody / Fantasy / Cultivation / Adventure Tags / Keywords Comedy • Cultivation Parody • Overpowered (but dumb) Protagonist • Misunderstanding Humor • System Satire • Reverse Power Fantasy • Friendship • Adventure Patreon Information Want to read ahead and unlock exclusive content? Join my Patreon for early and uncut chapters, various notes, and occasional concept art+audio file. [Patreon link here]
Baressi · 9.2k Views