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LMFAO: Myths, Monsters, and Minimum Budget

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Jaokhun is a broke university student in Bangkok whose biggest problems are paying rent and protecting his sneaker collection. Then he sees two mythical creatures bickering over the Chao Phraya River. He calls the police. Big mistake. Now a secret, comically underfunded organization called LMFAO wants to recruit him. They handle myths and monsters with paperwork, duct-taped equipment, and a soul-crushing bureaucracy. They make him an offer no broke schemer could refuse: sign a contract, and his crippling student debt disappears. Jaokhun signs on the dotted line, only to discover he's now trapped in a seven-year, metaphysically-binding contract. The termination fee? 847,000 baht. Now he's an intern on a 5,000-baht stipend, learning that saving the world isn't about fighting monsters—it's about filing their paperwork in triplicate. His supervisors are exhausted, his new "ocular implants" were installed by an IT guy, and he's stuck in the worst job in Bangkok... ...maybe the world.
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