"Thousands of years ago, there was a devastating war that shook the heavens and shattered the ground. Never has a war been…
"Okay, let's not go through the dramatic introduction. I mean it's been so played out. And, trust me, for an all-powerful being… who lived for millions of years… like myself to say that, means A LOT. I mean seriously. Am I the only that getting tired of the guy in the beginning, with the questionable voice explaining what happened thousands of years before the start of the story?"
"Sun! Did you really…
"Sorry, not listening. Anyways, everyone knows me. Either from my favorite anime or the many, many, many movie adaptations, you heard of me at least once. I'm Sun Wukong. But, for this adaptation, you can call me Sun Lucrada. Not bad, if you ask me. Anyways, let's get this story started."
