Finally, the promised day has arrived. The Shinobi Alliance gathered at their respective posts and prepared for the Great Shinobi War that would be the largest war that had ever been in the history of Shinobi, or so they predicted.
Obito and Black Zetsu had also predicted what the Allied Shinobi Alliance would do, as they reanimated the strongest warriors of the past era, however there was one major thing they did not predict, how strong the love of a father whose children were waiting for him at home.
And, so, the Fourth Great or…. Not So Great Shinobi War began.
[At a farway plain]
"Hey, that's the Third Raikage, A" muttered one of the shinobis in disbelief as he stared at the reanimated Third Raikage.
"Didn't he fight 10,000 shinobis alone for 3 days and 3 nights without stopping? How are we supposed to win? We only have 9999 shinobis in our army!" yelled another shinobi in frustration as the commander looked solemn.
At that moment, one of the shinobi ran forward and knelt in front of A.
"RAIKAGE-SAMA, SPARE ME! I WAS FORCED TO JOIN THE WAR. I NEVER WANTED TO DO THIS. I AM JUST A SCOUT." he yelled as tears streamed down his face.
"OI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" yelled the commander of the scout unit as the shinobi continued begging.
"Please Raikage, I am your best fan. I was your fan since my previous life... Please? Pretty please?"
"Get up." Said the Third Raiikage as he stared at the shinobi in contempt.
"I will allow you one strike to save your last honor. Take it as the last mercy I give you." said the Raikage as the shinobi looked like he had been hit by a truck.
"W-W-What?" the shinobi was in disbelief as he looked back at his army for help. However, all he received was looks of disgust and contempt.
He got up weakly and took out a kunai from his pocket.
"Please let me die a swift death." he said as he threw the kunai weakly at Raikage's toe. The trajectory of the kunai was so bad that it lay flat on the Raikage's feet.
At that moment, Raikage's hands started glowing blue with lightning as he prepared to start fighting.
"Now, prepare for all of you to d- " He did not get to finish his word as the Raikage simply vanished into thin air.
"SCOREBOARDD." yelled the 'traitorous' shinobi.
"Hahahahaa, great acting, you traitorous bastard."
"Hey, it's not my fault I was the best actor at the neighborhood theatre club."
"Hahahahha, we must be the first to get the reanimated Kage tagged."
"Anything for the cookie bounty."
"ALL PRAISE THE COOKIE!!"
And so, one major part of the war was completed.
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[Meanwhile]
In another location, a large army of shinobis were throwing kunais at two reanimated Kages, Mu and Gengetsu.
"SHOOT, DONT STOP, DONT STOP!"
"At least, one of these gotta hit." One of the shinobis said as he continued throwing the kunais.
"HEY, YOU'RE SHOOTING AT THE WRONG PERSON!" yelled one shinobi as he had a kunai stuck on his bum.
"Oh n-" and he disappeared.
"Shit, are they stupid? What are these kunais gonna do to us?" Gengetsu said as he simply turned into a liquid using Water Release.
Mu also simply blocked them with his bare body as the force used to thrown the kunais were so weak.
"Heh, you oldies, don't you know what's the meta these days? We are Overgeared." said one of the shinobis wearing a full metal plate of armor as the two Kages disappeared too.
"Good job, Grud" yelled another shinobi.
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[On a distant plain]
On the plains, there were 2000 purple haired people simply doing their own things. One main was on the sky giving a speech.
"Today, we will unleash the fastest and biggest justice known to mankind. We will let the dead pass on without lingering attachments to the mortal world for they have been reanimated without consent. Now, can we do things without consent?"
"NO"x2000
"We shall take it upon ourselves to free them." Akihiko said.
"We shall free them." The 2000 clones said with a smile as they all unleashed their Susanoos.
"Now, let the first victim of no consent reanimation enter. Cue the music!" Akihiko announced as a bronze skinned bulky man arrived with lightning on his arm.
At that moment, the system played a music that best fit the scenario.
[Plays "Staying Alive" by Bees Gees ]
"What the- " He couldnt finish his sentence for the second time since he has been reanimated and the man safely passed without any lingering attachments at the hands of 2000 Susanoo attacking him at once.
"May you rest in peace." x2001
"Okay, guys, this is too much damage to the environment, use Mini Susanoo please." commanded Akihiko as all of the clones changed to a smaller compact version.
The victim help centre continued until there were no more reanimation victims left. This all took place in just one hour.
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"Hahahaha, Black Zetsu, I guess this is the end for us." Obito chuckled as he saw the state the war was in.
"Obito, we must not give up. Please, I have one last method. I can sense a familiar energy nearby where the purple haired freak is." Black Zetsu told Obito however, he didn't tell Obito about Kaguya was.
"With that energy, even he can do nothing" said Black Zetsu confidently.
"Okay, let's do one last gamble." said Obito as he disappeared with a swirl.
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"Alright everyone, thanks for the hardwork. See you guys next time!" Akihiko said as he released his shadow clones.
At that moment, a swirl appeared right behind him as Akihiko immediately grabbed the person's neck with his right hand.
"Hah, I've been waiting to see you since you popped up at my home last time." Akihiko said as he extended his left hand to crush Obito's face.
At that moment, a swirl suddenly dragged both Obito and Akihiko inside while Black Zetsu remained in the real world to try and find his mother's energy, to complete his mission.
However, not one second later, the swirl was undone.
"Did you think he could stop me?" Akihiko asked as Black Zetsu simply froze.
"Heheheheh, honestly no, but I didn't expect it to be this fast." Black Zetsu said as his true colors came out.
[A/N: Guess what color it is?]
"Now, it's your turn too. Sorry but I wanna go home as fast as possible." Akihiko said as he used Susanoo.
"Heh, mother, I will save you one day, for sure. I will not die!" Black Zetsu said as he got cut with Akihiko's Subete o Kiru ha and, you guessed it, died.
At the moment of his death, Black Zetsu had one last dream, a dream that his mission had been accomplished and his mother, Kaguya Otsusutki had been rescued and revived.
But he would never find out that Kaguya had already been rescued, and by no one other than Akihiko.
"I miss my family" Akihiko thought as he ate a cookie and teleported back to his home.
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Author's Notes
Hi everyone, I'm back.
Thank you for waiting and sorry for taking so long.
For this chapter, I simply wanted to continue my plan that I had written 2 years ago. Of course,I believe the war was rushed quite a lot, but mainly cause I did not want to focus on it, as my plan for the fanfic was to go more on a slice of life.
Please do forgive me if my writing has declined although I tried to still have the same writing style as I did before.
I hope you all enjoyed it.
Thank you very much!