A meal, a date, or a night in bed,
Our terms of service,
Varies to your liking.
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For age preference, we have old age to 18
And in the guise of 'a relative',
We also have those who are much more way younger.
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No need for commitment,
Nor the pain in the ass wooing.
It matters not if you have a ring,
For behind the scene we probably wears one too.
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For you see in this trade,
Everything is simple,
As long as you pay,
We'll sell you affection.
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True this business may be questionable.
Specially to those, too morally virtuous and righteous.
But as there is demand
It's surprising not that our business exist.
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Unhappy marriage,
Longing from being alone
Thrill and excitement
Or simply for experience.
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It matters not what your reason is,
As our want for money varies too.
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So come dear customer,
Or would rather be called,
Mommy, daddy or simply honey?