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Please remember not everytime will be cannon to the original story.
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'Shit.'
When I went to devour the corpse alive to increase my strength I noticed the corpse itself was about to explode .So at that moment I got the explosive and threw it right into the void
I knew devourer would be back .That wasn't it's true form sadly. As I went back to my throne I sit on the chair and made preparations. If my calculation were right Teruhashi has just gotten home from the world tree sometime ago.
'Okay it's finished. '
As I looked at my master piece I laughed .Devourer didn't know and it was so obvious.
I am the center being of this universe. I make the impossible happen because I am the ex main character turned villain .Saiki kusou .
Yeah right had you for a moment but seriously devourer is gonna die now .
As I made the gaint universe sized computer into a small nano bot i threw the system down to earth.As it floated down it slowly made it way to Teruhashi and the latched oh to her brain slowly becoming ine with untill ig was now just a part of her
"Have fun."
As I gazed in the boid I got dressed for the upcoming god meeting.I had another battle.to fight
"May the yandere force be with you .
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"What the fuck is this shit."
As Teruhashi looked at the screen infront of her she felt like she was going kill someone .The tom foolerry of the fanfic author felt like it woild never end at this point .
'Wasn't supposed to be dieimg hb i make sure he's dead.'
Ai observe the screen I went into the bathroom .Before I went in I went in though i grabbed blood red suit case and brought it in with me .It had me teleporter and hatchet in it.
I had set a respawn point in the fanfic author office just in case something ever happened
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Even though they both knew about the suit case and the contents inside it I still wanted to go in the bathroom so Saiki and aiura couldn't see me .After a while I had finally convinced her to come to bed with us .
I know what you are thinking so let me explain.She went in and did it of her own free will.I had no invovlement .Physically speaking but i did have to get feelings invovled.
I want to prove I'm the best and prettiest of course after all why shouldn't I want to.It's a very simple maneuver I use really .I know I am Saiki's number 1 but I need to prove i'm his number 1.Easiest way to do that is build my Saiki hafem of girls hand picked by me .
Saiki would be too bother if I just brought Aiura home and justs aid hey babe let's have a threesome and fuck her.
Plus Aiura wouldn't feel comfortable just sleeping with Saiki the first night if the relationship so I went with the obvious option .
That option was get personal feelings invovled in it then.If I wanted this threesome to work I had to go through accouple steps
Basically I drugged the idot drink when we meant up and she fainted .Then I went brought nendou along under the pretense of she ate too much and fell asleep in fhe cafe.
Any normal person would have never believed this but sense this was the stupidly stupid nendou I was able to get him to help me carry her home to ski mask on.
But I had to go to the grocery store .Which was a lie becuase I did it this morning already
Now i kniw what you thinking how the hell did this crazyplan work.Well after that i used my hatchet to create a illusion and to make auira wake up alittle bit.
All she knows from the glimpse is that Saiki rescued her from a mysterious kidnapper.Now I alsi put it in her head to never ask about it.
This was t thanks to how effective the hypnotic suggestionof the drug i gave her before hand was.
After that I went home ,Got drunk and went over to Saiki place .I know what your thinking. Give me a minute to explain how my plan worked.A already drunk me takes Saiki in to the bedroom for midnight sparring
Then I went back and drunk me brought Auira in and kissed her.Feeling indebted to Saiki she stripped and all was history .
"Stop monologs to yourself you crazy bitch."
As Kuro was sitting on the toliet she felt like Teruhashi had gone alittle to far there.
'I think she really just wanted a threesome and Saiki and this Aiura girl just gave in.'
What she doesn't know is that is exactly what happened. It was a win win situation. Teruhashi's was his and Aiura was now his so Saiki was satisfied. Aiura liked Saiki but Respected Teruhashi being with him .
"So getting to business wtf is a Yandere system.?"
As Teruhashi kept pressing in the area like a crazy person kuro told her she could just use her head
"It's a new invention that man made.He planned. all of this ."Kuro explained
"So basically a new toy after he gave me a anti magic absorbing iron bat with spikes two months ago. "Said Teruhashi."He spoils me hahaha."
As she opened the system The first thing she saw was a big welcome screen .It soon started to play footage .
[๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ .]
So is he not the only one?Yes I guess that makes sense.But why not mention it and why haven't I saw any.
[๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.]
Huh
[๐ท๐๐?๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐!!!!]
Well that is convenient we'll. Can you open up the status bar please .
[๐ฐ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐.๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ]
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Name :,Teruhashi Kokomi
Level:1 ((0/50 exp)
Race:Human(Can evovle)
Gender:Female
Title:,Child of knowledge,Killer of gods,Lord of all threesomes,Sneaky ass bitch,Witch ,Queen of the flat chest .
Weapons: Blood gods mallet:Blood gods hatchet ,Her flat chest
Abilities:Chest hit .Chest daze ,Blood slash,Earth quake,Blood control,Celstrial enchantmemt
Strength:Maxed for level
wisdom:Maxed for level
Stamina:28
Agility:20
Charm:Maxed {Not enough to affect Saiki}
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What the fuck fuck is this shit.As I looked at Kuro she began to sweat .She looked very troubled for some reason.
"You did this?"
As i drew out the blood malled from palm I got ready to ne im swinging postion.
"Teruhashi please atleast listen to me."Kuro pleaded
"No excuse."
As the Mallet flew down at great speed I stopped it in mid air.Kuro was probably was just the carrier.It's the fanfic author who had to pay
"Explain your invovlement."
As I sit down on the toliet I waited for Kuro to expalain.
"Okay so me and F.A. said know what thisnis alittle to op.What if idk I added Something funny to it."
'๊ณRฬถ๊๊ณ๊'
"This is funny?"SaidbTeruhashi"I see if i stuck my mallet up your assjole would that be a joke.".
As Kuro backed up Teruhashi kept walking forward.All kuro could think was why could a human make her feel so much fear .
[๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:๐ค๐ฆ๐ก๐ฃ๐๐ค๐ค๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ช ๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐1]
So my actions create new skills wait so what if i played with her alittle bit .System can I get sex skills
[๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐.]
In a moment of pure curiousity Teruhashi mind left her for a moment .From Kuro perceptive red arua oni was standing fher glaring at her.
After a Few minutes Teruhashi closed the distances between her and kuro .She used her for arm to pin Kuro againist the wall.
"Teruhashi I'm sorry."
As Kuro pleaded she tried to escape but she couldn't.For skme eason she was way to strong.This should have been nothing fir a god beast like kuro .
"You wanted this."SaidTeruhashi as she held kuro chin up
"No i."
But before kuro could finish her sentence she could feel a soft texture leave her lios.Teruhashi has taken her her first kiss.
"You want to be punished."
As teruhashi stared at kuro she could she her tan face turning alittle red.
[๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ :๐๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ 1 ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ช ๐ฅ๐๐๐.]
[๐๐๐๐๐:๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐ .๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ 0%]
'Oh this going to be fun.Dance for me kitty .Dance for me .'
As Kuro gave in all she could do was be happy she was lucky enough to had made the bathroom sound prooft before hand .If she hadn't then there is no telling what Saiki and Aiura would have heard.
After awhile Teruhashi came out of the bathroom with her hair even more all over the place then when she came out.
