"Fellow Daoist, have you heard? Trouble has arisen again up north."
"What trouble? Our Little Golden Dragon from the Human Domain being conferred as the God of Welcoming Spring by the Heaven Palace? You must have just come out of secluded cultivation; that news is already half a day old."
"Eh, it's half a day old? I've been too engrossed in my contemplations recently, not venturing out much, quite the joke... Let's drink, let's drink."
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"Senior Brother, what do you think is the meaning behind this God of Welcoming Spring?"
"Junior Sister, isn't it obvious? Welcoming Spring, Welcoming Spring, isn't that just bursting with the vigor of spring, the perfect time for love, the time when spring reveals its splendor?"
"What? Senior Brother, you are so bad!"
"Junior Sister, look, there's a tavern ahead. Why don't we go find a hint of the mood of spring and celebrate Wuwang Palace Lord's appointment as the Little Golden Dragon."
"You!... Hurry up and let's go!"
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