It was a normal day in the city of Tokyo , Japan. Birds were chirping, People were going about their day minding their own business, except the few karens asking to see the manager, dogs were barking at the mail man, cats were thinking on how to kill their owner, a goose waging war, and a shiba inu hitting horny people with a baseball bat. You know the normal stuff. Everything was normal, everyone was happy.
Except for one particular man. He was reeking of all kinds of alcohol. He was passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He had just finished washing all of his sadness, pain, anger, and grief in a bar last night.
He was 178 cm slightly above the average of a Japanese person, he had black hair, and brown eyes. he was wearing a white shirt with what appears to be puke stains and ripped jeans. And by looking at his physique we can see that he has what people call a swimmer's or an athlete's body.
This was Ren. He was in his early 30's but he looks to be in his early 20's with above average looks.
He had a good job and he was just promoted not too long ago. He had a girlfriend for 6 years but due to some actions done by this female dog they are no longer together.
"Ugh...." Ren grunted as he sat up from the bench.
"Where..... am I?" He questioned himself.
Looking around he saw himself in some park with people doing their thing. Some of them were looking at him warily because of the puke stains on his shirt and the fact that he smells like absolute shit. He took of his shirt because it as garbage now and went to a fountain to wash his face and coincidentally found a shirt in a bush. Tt was in his size too, what a lucky find.
'Ugh..! My head is killing me! I shouldn't have drank all those fucking beers....' He screamed in his head regretting what he did and vowing to never drink again.
After the pain went way he got up looked at his phone to see what time it is and is surprised to see that it is already 3 in the afternoon and walked in a slow pace home.
While he was walking he saw couples acting all lovey dovey in public making him smile sadly at them but in the inside of his head he was angry.
'Why me....' He thought sadly remembering all of the fond memories him and his girlfriend shared.
'I did everything you wanted, I got everything that you wanted, you said you were happy, and yet you do that to me?!' He screamed in his head in fury as he remembered what happened last night.
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He and his girlfriend were supposed to go on a date in the evening because he had work. Luckily he finished it early and clocked out and went to a jewelry store to buy a necklace to surprise his 6 year girlfriend.
When he got home he opened the door slowly and entered. he was about to say that he was home when he heard grunting in the bedroom.
"That's odd." He said softly as he approached the door that was slightly opened and he peeked inside it.
"Wha...." He exclaimed as he what was happening.
He saw his girlfriend getting fucked by the FATTEST and UGLIEST man he had ever seen.
"Aah!!! Faster!!! Harder!!! Gimme more..... more MORE!" His girlfriend shouted in pleasure.
"Hahahaha! That's right! You like that, don't you slut!" He ugly bastard said as e spanked the woman beneath her in doggy style.
"Hahahaha! Swing your hips more you whore! Give me what I payed For!!" The fat man screamed as spanked her two times.
"Aah! Yes!" She said in pleasure.
He was watching this with tears dripping from his eyes, thinking what he had done wrong for her to do this. Sure he wasn't the richest person, but he had love to give and he gave her all the that he has.... but now he saw that she was beneath him and wanted to stomp her like an ant and gut the bastard in the slaughter like a pig.
But he thought about it and he just left the doorway and headed for the door to go outside and have a few drinks to lessen his pain and make a call to a 'friend' to "Paint the house" and "Feed the fishes".
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"Hehehe....." He chuckled to himself feeling proud that his dick is way bogger that the pig's with a whopping 10 inches in his pants. He's a grower, not a shower.
'I hope your happy with that small dicked, ugly, and fat piece of shit that looks like an ugly bastard in a hentai.' He thought to himself and smiling at the ladies that waved at him.
As he was walking to his safehouse, cause his previous house was "being painted", he saw a young girl running across the street because she dropped her ball, he thought nothing about 'cause it was red light and continued walking, but he heard a honking sound and looked at where the sound was and saw a truck heading directly for the girl.
He had no time to think and just sprinted to where the girl was standing.
'What am I doing!?' He thought to himself as he was not in control of his body at the moment.
He got to the girl and threw her back to where she ran from and hoped that the horrible mother that didn't pay attention to her child took care of the kid.
He looked back and saw that the mother was comforting her daughter and for some odd reason he was relieved, but that all he could think of when he heard the honk again and it was closer.
He looked at the truck that was about to hit him but the adrenaline was making it seem like it was in slow motion. He used this final moment to curse the bitch he once called his girlfriend and the pig to a place worse than hell and he prayed to every being he can think of that death wasn't the end.
As he finished his prayer the truck finally hit him and he closed his eyes. He felt nothing and thought that the truck just magically vanished in thin air and he was fine, but when he opened his eyes he only nothing but darkness and felt himself standing on platform.
Suddenly lights were turned on, music started to play, and he heard cheering all around him. He felt like he was in some kind of tv show or like America's got talent. He saw that there were spotlights pointed towards him and he was on a stage in front of all kinds of beings.
He saw some that were big, some were small, and some were round.
'Holy shit! Is that Cthulhu!?' He screamed in head feeling very scared as he doesn't know where he was and how he got here.
Then suddenly all the spotlights were pointed into one spot and the ground opened.
He saw a platform rising from it and on it was a man with a south wearing a top hat, a cape, and a white mask. he thought that it was some magician and he was in a talent show by mistake, but suddenly the magician spoke in a mic.
"WELCOME! TO YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! ISEKAAAIIIII!!!!" The magician screamed loudly and what followed was very loud cheering from the crowd.
"I AM YOUR HOST AUTHOR KUN AND WELCOME TO THE SHOWS 1ST EPISODE OF THE 69TH SEASON!!!" He screamed even louder and applause and high pitch screaming was heard.
"AND AS A THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE FOR SUPPORTING US IN THE SHOW WE WILL BE HANDING OUT 1000 HIGH QUALITY BEAUTY GEMS FOR EACH ONE OF THE LADIES!!!" He screamed getting very happy noises from the ladies and he saw someone's panties getting thrown at the host and a cry of "I LOVE YOU AUTHOR-KUN'.
"AND FOR THE MEN WE HAVE 10 PERMANENT GENDERBENDING GEMS FOR EACH OF YOU!!!" He shouted again getting very loud screams for the men.
"And now let us give a warm welcome to our very 1st contestant of this 69th season and thanking the almighty truck-sama for bringing him to us!!!" He said getting applause and cheers from the very large crowd.
"What the fu....???" Ren said in a state of confusion and thinking he was on some shrooms.
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