As we neared the end, the intensity of the tunnel ramped up; we plowed through everyone from arabesque-rap music video extras to bizarre compilation video characters. We were forced to watch everything from baby Taha Berkant's new battery-powered toy car to the idiotic games of brats who couldn't even string a sentence together.
"I'm amazed they didn't just shut this down back in the day!"
"You're absolutely right, Big Brother Sukrucuk, just pull the plug on it!"
We were witnessing a rare moment where our dynamic duo actually agreed on something since falling into Hell. They had been exposed to such bizarre content that even the slime-making videos looked innocent in comparison.
"If it weren't for that makeup tutorial, I wouldn't be here either!"
Even Rimel was huffing and puffing, but not a peep came from Elenora. I figured as much; as a white-collar worker who spent half her shifts browsing YouTube, she couldn't just sell out her old friend.
