The bullet hit one of them in the chest and, as if it were a plastic pellet, the man fell to the ground. They all looked at Allen, then began to mock him, but the man didn't move. One of them checked him and his face turned pale.
"He's dead!"
"No way!"
"How is that possible? Jack has a hole in his stomach and is still alive."
"Shut up, thanks for reminding me! Ahhh!"
"Guys, can someone get me out of the wall?"
...
The Chat, the dolls, and Allen himself fell silent. This pistol could alter its own parameters and characteristics against common sense and the laws of physics, and anything altered would follow this same logic.
[Inflating his chest What do you think? Isn't it fun? In the exorcist world, you were limited by the use of your powers, but the items dropped by enemies are part of the world in question and don't damage the world when used. Of course, this isn't useful in this world where you can use your power however you want~]
"…"
[Come on, say it~ say that this sister is amazing~]
Allen laughed. "You're amazing! But you know, if you'd done this from the start, you would've saved a lot of trouble…"
[It's not that I didn't want to, but I was younger and inexperienced. Plus, I didn't have the ability. If I'm capable of doing something like this, it's because of all your battles and victories~]
"You mean our battles and victories, right?"
[Hehe, exactly…]
The screams and exclamations from the Chat and the dolls pulled Allen out of his concentration.
Rebecca – Allen, let me try that stuff!
McDragon – Jesus Christ, this is every kid's dream!
PercyJ – I'm sure it's not that useful when you can shoot world-destroying Ki blasts from your ass, but it looks pretty fun!
"What's with the disrespect!" Allen frowned, still smiling. He was in such a good mood that he didn't mind the blatant disrespect from his Chat.
...
Allen smiled with the Leveling System active. It felt as though he were charging up, standing peacefully in front of a vault door, his power contained inside. Leaving him with just a little force and limited electromagnetic control, however, Allen felt like he was spending time in some sort of video game.
With a smile, Allen adjusted the pistol's Damage (Max), Lethality (Min), and Penetration (Low).
Allen fired the "air cannon" at a desk. It flew, hitting three of the five men still standing. He then ran, reached one of them, grabbed the gun he had, snatched it away, and kicked him in the chin, knocking him unconscious. The last one lifted his assault rifle, but Allen shot him with the real pistol, and he fell to the ground.
Allen walked towards the elevator that had come down from the upper floor. As soon as it opened, five gangsters shot wildly but soon realized there was no one there.
"Hey, you almost killed me, be careful," Allen mocked, leaning against the back of the elevator.
"What?!" one shouted in disbelief.
"Come on, bruh! Seriously, you emptied a clip before checking that there was no one to shoot at," Allen shook his head in disappointment. "See?! That's why people underestimate henchmen!"
"Kill him!"
Aquí tienes la traducción al inglés de tu historia, con la ortografía y gramática adaptadas para un público angloparlante estadounidense:
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Everyone turned, but Allen already had his gun aimed. "Nope, that's not going to happen..."
"Ahhh!"
With a shot, they were all blasted out of the elevator.
[Physical Level: 2>3 (?)]
Allen stared at a shotgun floating in front of him and grabbed it, then smiled.
...
"What is he thinking?!"
Mr. Liu and Titan watched the security footage, but neither could believe their eyes.
On the second floor, Titan's men were sent flying as Allen fired the shotgun. Each shot was like a compressed hurricane, smashing everything in its path. However, the men who were hit only groaned on the ground without dying. Allen tried using maximum damage with maximum Lethality. But the result was that one man was torn apart, leaving the wall painted red.
Allen noticed that several people in the chat were vomiting, so he decided to stop, though this depressed DoomGuy. However, Allen cheered him up by sending Daisy a new heated rabbit bed.
On the third floor, Titan rubbed his eyes as he watched Allen fight his men. While he was clearly beating them senseless as expected, the method was... too unnecessary.
Allen crouched, punched a man in the jaw, then grabbed him by the mouth and slammed him into a window. Titan and Isotope exchanged glances. While everyone knew that not even ten thousand men would stop Allen, there was no need for him to face them.
What they didn't know was that while this might not be of much use in this world, in worlds like Harry Potter and The Exorcist, it would be extremely useful.
...
The gangsters fired, but their bullets were stopped by the electromagnetic field. With no other option, one of them attacked Allen with bare fists. He smiled, praising their bravery, but that didn't stop him from kicking the gangster in the face, breaking his teeth.
The next attacker swung a baseball bat, and Allen shot the bat with high damage, ripping it from the gangster's hands. He then grabbed the gangster's face and slammed it into the ground. Allen leaned on this position, standing with one hand. He took the opportunity to shoot all the gangsters in the feet with high Lethality, making them all collapse in pain.
...
[Physical Level: 3 > 4, Superpower Level: 2>3]
On the fourth floor, a window shattered, and Allen entered from outside, surprising the gangsters.
Allen landed on one of them, delivering a knee to the face that knocked him out cold. Then he smiled maliciously and threw a smoke grenade at the group of gangsters. The smoke expanded, but something happened straight out of a cartoon; the smoke seemed like clay, trapping all the gangsters, who were in disbelief.
[Gray Range Grenade]
Custom Parameters(*)
– Range – Normal
– Density – High (Altered/Strange State)
– Duration – Normal
Allen walked past the gangsters as they cursed him. He had increased the smoke's density, and now it behaved like both a gas and a solid at the same time. However, this went even further; Allen noticed that the dropped weapons from the enemies behaved like they would in a cartoon.
[Hehe, did you notice? To achieve this weapon alteration, I'm using Toon Force! This marvelous power makes all the laws of physics, universal rules, and other things go down the drain!]
"Seriously?..."
Allen grabbed some floating weapons in front of him and inspected them.
[Punch Gun]
– Parameters: Abnormal
– "A Sweet Classic~"
[Thousand Years of Death Gun]
– Parameters: Abnormal
– "Cruel punishment Haha"
[Mother's Disappointment Gun]
– Parameters – Abnormal
– "An unforgettable punishment..."
As Allen looked at the "weapons," although they had normal appearances, their names were questionable.
"You're not going through!"
A huge Chinese man appeared in front of Allen. He was Mr. Liu's bodyguard. It's admirable that this man dared to face Allen, knowing how strong he was.
Allen blinked at the enormous Chinese man, who could easily punch it out with Vein. He then looked at the floating weapons in front of him, grabbed one, and fired.
The "Punch Gun" didn't waste time. A boxing glove shot out of the barrel, and at the speed of a jet, it struck the bodyguard's crotch.
The bodyguard, who was able to survive even when Isotope dropped him from the sky onto a building, doubled over in pain, clutching his groin.
"Ahhhhhhgr!"
Thor – Oh!! That even hurt me!
Hulk – Hulk no like that gun!
McDragon – What's the need?!
Rick – Oh shit, man, that's cruel even for me!
Allen closed his eyes and looked away. The attack was cruel, but Allen was curious, so, with pain in his soul, he grabbed the "Thousand Years of Death" gun. This time, when he fired, a normal bullet shot out, but it slowed down until it stopped right in front of the bodyguard.
Both Allen and the chat were speechless, thinking that maybe this was a prank gun. But the bullet circled the bodyguard and positioned itself behind him as he crouched in pain.
Allen had a bad feeling, and the head of the bullet opened up like in a cartoon. Two gloved hands emerged, meeting with their index fingers together and pointing straight ahead. This reminded Allen and many in the chat of where they had seen that hand pose before.
"Wait, what are you going to DO?!"
The bodyguard looked behind him in fear but couldn't react as he saw it.
Without mercy, the thousand years of death were executed, and the bodyguard felt like he was being violated from behind.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Rias – That's diabolical, and I'm a demon.
Yoruichi – What a malevolent artifact...
Allen dropped the gun, feeling dirty for using such dishonorable tactics to defeat his enemies. But he also looked at the last gun and, being the son of a bitch that he is, aimed it at the bodyguard and shot.
The bodyguard was pale, but he didn't have time to beg for his life.
From the tip of the gun, a small flag popped out that said "Bang." Allen smiled as he realized the gun was a joke.
"You're lucky–"
Boom
The door behind Allen exploded, and a giant woman with Asian features stormed in, her face full of fury.
"Zhang Tiequan, what are you doing here?!"
The bodyguard, known as the Great Wall, the impenetrable wall that protected Mr. Liu, started trembling like a frightened mouse.
"M-Mom?!"
The giant woman walked with heavy steps, and Allen moved out of the way.
"Mom?! Am I still your mother?!" She reached him, grabbed his head to make him stand, and slapped him. "Little Zhang, what is this nonsense about you being a gangster now?!"
"I?!"
Slap
"Shut up! Your father and I sacrificed twenty years to send you to the capital!"
"B-but Mom..."
Slap!
"Shut up! You could've been a doctor or a lawyer, but I find out our little one became a bodyguard for some old pervert!"
The gorilla-sized woman started crying as she slapped Little Zhang, who was defenseless.
"What a disappointment to our ancestors! You're going back to the countryside, and you'll work until you're eighty!"
The woman grabbed Great Wall by the ear and dragged him away. She stopped in front of Allen and bowed to apologize for the inconvenience. Allen, stunned, didn't know how to react and just went along with it. He remembered Vegeta's words when he faced Arale. Don't try to make sense of Toon Force, anything can happen.
The woman left, and the place fell silent. Allen looked at the gun in front of her and tossed it in the trash. It was too dangerous.
'Sistema...'
[I didn't design them, so the drop is random!]
Allen sighed deeply and decided to finish this. However, a shadow loomed beside him, and he saw a giant green and yellow dragon charging at him.
"This guy really came for me..."
Allen would never understand the pride of criminal boss villains. This guy, instead of using the chance to escape, came straight at him just because his pride was hurt.
Allen smiled as the dragon broke through the advantage in front of him and opened its mouth as if wanting to swallow him.
"I'm surprised the Order survived so long if their leader is this stupid..."
(Continued)
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A/N: If this chapter taught us anything, it's that the most painful attack wasn't a punch in the balls or a sneak attack, but rather... a Mother's Disappointment... and her slaps... especially her slaps, even your unborn children feel those🍷🗿