I thought that having a meal and a jolly good time with Goddess Sampton today, and getting a group photo with her would already make me incredibly happy. But it turns out that she really treats me as a friend.
"I swear, from now on, my love for Goddess Sampton will be unwavering until death." Hardly Named barely stopped himself from laughing out loud as he kept clicking away at the array of dishes on the table with his mobile phone. "I swear, I will become the latest object of jealousy across the entire internet realm."
"That won't do, I have to make a vow too," Oscar Wilson squeezed through and after snapping photos of the dishes on the tabletop, even had Hardly Named take a group photo for him.
Right, the kind of group photo where he and Jane Sampson are sitting beside the dining table, capturing both people and the full spread of dishes.