"What the actual ass licking fuck." I said with wide eyes and a agape mouth. Completely frozen in place.
I stared at the dice looking carriage for a moment with wide eyes and thought while getting up from the sand filled ground and dusting off my ugly ragged like clothes "Did I roll a six"
"So I did roll a six." I said with a genuine smile forming on my face as I went over too the dice carriage and internally summoned my status screen.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: David Swallow]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 6]
[Titles: Useless Shit]
[Strength: 3.1]
[Agility: 3.3]
[Vitality: 10]
[Mana: 4]
[Magic: Dice]
[Perk: Perfect Health]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Mid], [Dancing: High], [Pickaxeminship: Elementatry]
[Spells: [Dice magic: Dice Shot: Low Elementary], [Dice creation magic: Carriage of Probabilities: Low Elementary]
[Storage: Mana sand Crab]
I looked over the status screen. My eyes landing on the new spell and thought as I got into the carriage and slouched tiredly as I felt my mana drain quickly "Convenient spell for a situation like this but it's too draining, it also might be based on what number I roll which might decide how fast it goes and whatnot."
I rubbed my chin with a pondering look as I pictured a humanoid army of military dice men along with a flying dice military castle with canons and humanoid dice men at the forefront protecting it and thought "That would be fun"
"Just stop thinking david and let's find that damn forest." I said groaning with a sigh as I rubbed my forehead with my right hand. The dice horses suddenly galloping further and faster into the air with dust like particles as the carriage vanished into the horizon with me inside of it.
TIMESKIP: A week Later.
"It took a whole fucking week just to find your ass." I said with hoarsely with sunken cheek bones, chapped lips and very dark almost black bags under my eyes.
I got out of the dice carriage weakly and fell on the lush grass as the dice carriage started disappearing into mana particles.
*Boom*
"I missed this smell." I said weak and hoarsely while ripping the grass up from it's roots in the ground and put it inside my mouth and Immediately chewed, making sure that no dirt was on it as I started chewing it, the taste being very salty and watery.
I swallowed while leaning up from the grassy ground and looked around while thinking, my eyes long having lost their glow for life "What now"
"David. You need to train your mana to get stronger." Said a snickering voice from out of nowhere.
I looked next to myself and seen a grinning kid with with ice blue eyes, a tanned skin color, 4'9 in height with messy, short slicked back back blonde hair with a clean shaved cut going around his head and said detachedly "Your right david. I need to get stronger."
David lookalike appeared right behind me and planted his hand on my shoulder and said into my left ear with a wide inhuman grin "That's right you fool. You have to kill that ugly fat pig looking bastard. We have to kill him and gather wealth, honor and prestige."
"Your right. We have to kill him and gather wealth, honor and prestige." I said detachedly while standing up from the ground weakly and faced david lookalike.
David lookalikes grin grew even wider and lickedhis lips disgustingly while rubbing my cheeck saying "Yes david…leave everything to me."
Everything went dark. Silent as if the void had welcomed an old friend.
TIMESKIP: 5 years Later.
"Gugh…hah…hah." I said panting hardly as my bloodshot eyes stared down at the heart in my right hand. My head shakingly turning to the dead body of a woman in a luxerious dress.
"W…what did I do. Hahaha, I killed somebody. Hahaha." I said as I laughed loudly with tears streaming down my face from my eyes.
"Stop crying david. You are not weak." Said a voice from out of nowhere. It being a rather handsome muscular and tall kid with pink slitted snake like eyes and very bushy long blonde eye lashes, very tanned brown skin color, and 5'2 in height with messy, medium light blonde spiky hair with pink tips and a diamond shaped face inhuman grinning face. Coming from behind me, from out of nowhere.
I stared at the kid for a moment and asked while dropping the heart on the ground, my face turning serious in a instant "Who the hell are you. Why do you look like ryusei shidou from the blue lock anime."
*SPLAT*
"Wow. You need an oscar for how fast you adapt to things and what do you mean I look like ryusei shidou from blue lock, we are the same person david dookie doodle doo." Said david lookalike with wide smile on his face, snickering at how fast I adapt to emotions and my overall environmental surroundings.
I stared at my lookalike for a moment and said as I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled to calm myself down that I could think straight "I don't need you. You can pack your imaginary shit and leave bro."
"Hmm…yeah.This is not how thi…h…huh. Wait, STOP." Said david lookalike stuttering. Screaming at the top of his lungs as I went to the alley wall and positioned myself to smack my head against it.
I looked at david lookalike and said with a scary look in my eyes "Why should I, it's already been confirmed that you can take over my mind without my consent, I have no reason to listen to you."
David lookalike had a flabbergasted look on his face. It turning into a very wide grin and said "As do I, thanks for the good idea you weak ass fool."
Everything went dark and silent Instantly.
My eyes shot open instantly as I leaned up from the bloody alley ground and said with a wide grin "God it feels so good to get rid of that pest like weakling."
"Status. Show yourself oh great being that dwells within my soul. cringe ass line but we must deal with my bad humor at the moment. Hahahaha." I said laughing with a maniacally while standing up from the bloody ground.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: David Swallow]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 11]
[Titles: [Useless Shit], [Devil of Clover Kingdom Border], [Master of Black die Syndicate]
[Strength: 55.9]
[Agility: 39.3]
[Vitality: 22]
[Mana: 77.03]
[Magic: Dice]
[Perk: Perfect Health]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Master], [Dancing: Advanced], [Pickaxeminship: Elementatry], [Archery: Grandmaster], [Adaptability: Master], [Swordsmanship: Master], [Mana Skin: Master], [Mana Meditation: Master], [Swordsmanship: Master], [Acting: Master], [Mana Zone: Master], [Observation Haki: Intermediate]
[Spells: [Dice magic: Dice Shot: Grandmaster],[Dice magic: Gambler's Fallacy: Grandmaster], [Dice magic: Fate Reading: Grandmaster], [Dice creation magic: Carriage of Probabilities: Master], [Dice creation magic: Swords of Posabilities: Master], Dice creation magic: Board of Fate & Luck: Master]
[Storage: [Mana Crystal: 22], [Money: 11,778], [Mana Slime: 233], [Dead Body: 2,455], [Mana Wyvern: 55, [Mana Bomb]
I looked over my status screen with a gentle fatherly smile on my face and thought "I think this slut makes it 2,456, how much more do I need to kill until I get my 11 million gold coins, are these fuckers a organization, it should not be this many of these mana suppression druggie fuckers…"
"Unless their a cartel." I said with a sudden look of realization appearing on my face, it forming into a inhuman looking grin that a human face should not be able to make.
Suddenly a dice sowrd instantly appeared in my hand. I glanced up above myself while jumping back. A kid fell from the sky.
*Boom*
"OWEEE…" Said an annoying little girl's voice voice.
I stared at the sky for a moment. My eyes Instantly landing on the tiny 4'9 little girl on the ground with a light skin tone and a well toned body, very long and light blonde hair with cat ears on her head, scarlet red eyes that made her very long and bushy blonde eyelashes stand out with a heart shaped face and a rather too revealing of an outfit on.
"Is she a beatkin, I know black clover world has elves but dose beatkin exist" I thought as I stared down at the little girl that was running her butt on the ground with a pained look on her face.
I stared.
"Hmm…wha…who are you handsome guy." Asked the cat girl confusedly while getting up from the ground and dusting her clothes off. Catching a glimpse of blood on her hands and froze.
I stared.
"Who are you." I asked with a closed eyed smile on my face. The dice sword instantly appearing by her neck. Pressing against her skin hardly until a little blood dripped from it and onto the ground.
The cat girl froze in place and glanced down at the dice sword and back up at me and said while shoving the sword away "How rude, we are literally around the same age and your out here murdering people for fun, do you even have a life."
"Answer the question before I let you enjoy a good after life." I said calmly the gentle closed eyed smile still on my face. 10 dice swords suddenly materializing around her.
The cat girl suddenly grinned and said with a teasing look in her eyes "So your just like me."
"I'm nothing like you, I have a dick, not a kitty cat like you. Answer the fucking question now." I said calmly. Completely unfazed by her so called teasing.
"So you don't want to kill your family to." Said the cat girl suddenly. The teasing grin still on her face."
I opened my left eye. The smile dropping on my face and asked "What do you want."
…
THE END…
