"DAMN BASTARD'S." I said screaming at the top of my lungs with anger while kicking a stone on the ground with incredible strength for my age group.
*Boom*
I stopped in my tracks and took a couple deep breaths to calm myself down with my eyes closed and thought with a sigh "Calm down david, being angry isn't going to solve your living situation now"
I took another deep breath and opened my eyes and looked around at the barren sand like wasteland and said with barely contained anger "Where the fuck am I, wasn't I heading in the right direction towards the clover kingdom."
"Wait, I think I am going in the right direction because the former owner overheard his father talking about the landscape of the territory so I should be seeing a forest soon, I hope so otherwise I'ma die of starvation." I said calmly while continuing on my way in the direction I was going, internally hoping nothing unexpected happens.
*BOOOOM*
"WHAT THE FUCK." I said loudly at the top of my lungs while looking up at a very giant scorpion that was coming out of the ground.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, WHY ME" I thought, screaming internally while looking around for anyone or anything that could help me escape this situation.
"ROARRRRRRRRR." Said the giant scorpion roaring loudly while slamming it's right pincer down towards me at monstrous speeds.
*BOOOM*
I barely dodged the attack with gritted teeth and screamed while making a dice appear out of nowhere and shot it at the giant scorpion while screaming "DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH."
*BOOOOOM*
*SPLAT*
*BOOM*
The giant scorpion fell to the ground completely lifeless.
I breathed hardly with large amounts of sweat coming from my forehead and said while warily checking my surroundings for any more monstrosities "That was close I literally felt like I was about to die."
I sighed while going up to the scorpion and examined it closely, only to back up with a disgusted look on my face and thought "And here I thought you were edible but you even have poison coming from your spincer's"
"Status." I said with a sigh while seeing my status window appear and started looking over it.
[STATUS]
[Name: David Swallow]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 6]
[Titles: Useless Shit]
[Strength: 3.1]
[Agility: 3.3]
[Vitality: 10]
[Mana: 4]
[Magic: Dice]
[Perk: Perfect Health]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Mid], [Dancing: High], [Pickaxeminship: Elementatry]
[Spells: Dice magic: Dice Shot: Low Elementary]
[Storage: None]
"Ah. I got a spell, how excited could I possibly get." I said with a snicker while looking back at the mr crabs monster.
I stared at it for a moment.
"Dose it have a mana core" I thought while looking around for something to cut the monster open with but found absolutely jack shit.
"Maybe I can materialize my magic into a sword or something, I guess." I said with a loud sigh from being mentally drained.
Not like I could just sleep in a situation like this can I.
I sat down on the sand filled ground and closed my eyes and pictured a sword as I held my hand out and made a dice appear and started pouring all my mana into it with Image In my head.
TIMESKIP: Hours later.
*BAK*
I slammed my fists on the ground and said loudly with anger as veins bulged on my forehead "GRAAAHK…FUCKING BIG ASS TURD."
I breathed hardly, my body drenched in sweat and thought as I clenched my fist tightly on the ground "I'm almost out of mana, where do I go now, I'll need to find food, where do I sleep, I'm in the middle of a wasteland full of fucking sand."
"David. Breath you bastard." I said with my eyes closed as I took slow inhales and slow exhales.
I opened my eyes and thought while getting up from the sand filled ground and dusted off my ragged like clothes "First I need shelter, my mans should recover with my perfect health perk soon enough."
"Can I put this monster in my storage." I said out loudly while holding my hand out, willing the mr crabs monster to vanish into my storage.
It vanished instantly.
I had wide in shock eyes and I immediately looked at my status screen.
[STATUS]
[Name: David Swallow]
[Race: Human]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 6]
[Titles: Useless Shit]
[Strength: 3.1]
[Agility: 3.3]
[Vitality: 10]
[Mana: 4]
[Magic: Dice]
[Perk: Perfect Health]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Mid], [Dancing: High], [Pickaxeminship: Elementatry]
[Spells: Dice magic: Dice Shot: Low Elementary]
[Storage: Mana sand Crab]
"Hahahaha. It actually went in my storage." I said laughing madly, it being a fucking jesus like miracle.
I dismissed my status screen and thought as I started heading in the random direction I was heading in "I need to find shelter"
TIMESKIP: Hours Later.
"Still sand, nothing but fucking sand, sand, sand." I said pantingly as I wiped my sweat, sand filled forehead.
I looked around at the sand filled wasteland and thought as I sat down on the sand filled ground "How long has it been since I've been walking because I still see no forest in sight, was I wrong all this time."
"Ugh…I'm so thirsty, I feel like I could die any second now." I said tiredly as my stomach rumbled with hunger.
*GROAAAK*
"Fuck. I almost thought it was a monster for a second." I said with a chuckle as my shoulders became less tense.
I got back up from the ground and looked around at thr sand filled wasteland again and thought as I started heading in the direction I was going "It'll be alright david, your name is in the bible, god is on your side."
TIMESKIP: Hours Later.
"Suck my fucking dick." I said to the sky with a middle finger. Not a forest in sight but our friendly sand filled wasteland.
"Hah…hah…hah…w…when is the forest, it's so hot." I said pantingly as I dragged my feet, only to suddenly fall.
*Boom*
"P…please, I don't deserve this god, I lived a good life, I committed zero crimes and lived a good and honest life, I apologize for shooting the finger at you." I said stutteringly with a barely hoarse, audible voice as I tried to drag my body but failed to do so.
"WHY THE FUCK AM I HIM." I said loudly as I slammed my fist on the ground, my magic raging out with a dice that suddenly glowed and transformed into a floating carriage.
*BOOOM*
I froze. Completely silent with wide eyes and thought with a agape mouth "What the actual ass licking fuck."
…
THE END…