"Man, that mission was really difficult. I still can't believe Natsu and the cat only asked me to come because I'm a blonde."
Lucy was seen walking around Magnolia as she was complaining about her latest mission. However, as she was walking, she saw a single man approaching her.
"Hello there, my precious flower. Would it be okay if you and I go on a date?"
"No thanks, I'm good."
"Please, just one date, young miss."
Soon Lucy began walking faster, only for the man to pick up the pace with
his walking. Seeing this, Lucy began running but was surprised to see the
man chasing after her.
"SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"
"At least give me one ki-"
Before the man could finish his sentence, a silver haired boy punched him in the face. As Lucy looked at the boy, he just glared at her.
"This kid is scary."
Soon Lucy left for the guild. As this happened, the boy looked at the man he just punched. When the man got up, he was surprised by who he saw.
"Yo, Hayato. It's been awhile."
"Yo- don't change the subject you pervert."
"Geez. Can you show me some form of respect? I was the one who taught
you how to use your dynamite after all. Forget this, I'm gonna go on a date. See ya later. Tell Bianchi to go on a date with me if you see her!!!!"
"Dammit, Shamal!!!"
~At the Sawada Residence~
"Hahahahah!!!! Lambo is here!!!!!"
"Lambo! Don't run around the house. You'll hurt yourself."
The Sawada Residence has gotten a lot more.....lively (annoying). Reborn kept asking if the food was done. Lambo kept running around the house, almost breaking some furniture in the process. Bianchi tried making breakfast, but since he didn't feel like dying, Homura took it upon himself. Reborn, Bianchi, and Lambo were waiting on the food to be finished.
"So he can cook. If so, why did you ask me to teach him Home Ec and such?"
"Because I need you to play that role, Bianchi."
"Oh Reborn! You're too nice."
"He has to build up a resistance to poison somehow."
"HURRY UP!!!! LAMBO IS HUNGRY!!!! HURRY, STUPID HOMURA!!!!"
"Keep talking like that and you don't get seconds."
As Lambo heard this, he turned towards Homura, who was holding several plates. Soon everyone gathered around the table as Homura presented the breakfast for today.
"Here is the breakfast for today, soufflé omelette."
"Thanks for the food."
Soon everyone began to eat their omelettes. Bianchi and Lambo's eyes widen as they ate theirs, meanwhile Reborn still kept the same expression that he always had.
"Stupid Homura, give me your omelette!!!!"
"No, Lambo!!! Heh, plus you can't reach it."
Homura lifted the plate over his head so Lambo couldn't reach it. Lambo puffed his cheeks as he was upset that he couldn't have Homura's omelette. Soon the toddler reached into his afro and slammed the Ten-Year Bazooka onto the ground and hopped inside it.
"Hey there, young Vongola. It seems I arrived during breakfast."
"That was pretty smart Lambo. Your future self is a lot taller than me."
"Romeo...."
"That's right, future Lambo looks like Bianchi's ex!!!!!"
"Poison Cooking!!!!!!"
Bianchi quickly grabbed the nearest plate of food, Homura's breakfast, and slammed it onto Lambo's face. When this happened, Homura noticed the food he made turned into several shades of purple when Bianchi touched it.
"Scary...."
As Homura thought to himself, he heard someone knocking on his door. As he was walking to the door, he felt a bit worried for some reason. As he opened the door, he saw a nine-year old boy fall onto the floor as he had a five-year old girl on his back.
"Please....help her."
"Are you okay?! Wake up!!!!"
"Futa, I-Pin. What are they doing here?"
As Homura turned around, he saw Reborn approaching him. Soon the two
of them brought Futa and I-Pin into Homura's room and had them lie in Homura's bed. Soon Homura looked towards Reborn for some answers.
"Do you know them?"
I know of them. Futa is a young boy who ranks people by their abilities in his Ranking Book. He has an extremely wide range of knowledge on thousands of people and is considered to be an invaluable informant for the
mafia, sometimes being paid insane amounts of money for a copy of certain
rankings."
"Well what about the girl with the red face?"
"That girl is I-Pin. A young assassin who trains under a friend of mine, Fon. Though the real question is why are they here?"
Homura puts a hand on I-Pin's head. When he did, he noticed the girl felt unbelievably hot. That's when Homura realized what Futa was trying to say.
"This girl must be sick. Futa told me to save her before he passed out."
"She must have contracted a disease that couldn't be cured by conventional
means, so her master must have sent her and Futa over here in hopes of us
finding a cure."
"Why would he send them to us?! Why didn't he accompan-"
"It's not that simple, No Good Homura. The fact he sent them away to find
us shows that he's run out of options. Luckily, I know a doctor who can help
them and it just so happens that he arrived at Magnolia today."
Soon Reborn began walking out of the house as Homura followed him,
leaving Bianchi to look over their guests and Lambo. As they were heading
to Magnolia, they ran into a familiar face.
"Hey there, Boss. Your right-hand man has arrived!!!!"
"Gokudera!!!!"
"You arrived at the perfect time. We actually need your help. Have you seen Dr.Shamal anywhere?"
Gokudera was surprised that Reborn and Homura were looking for Shamal
to help them. Soon Homura explained the situation to Gokudera. When he
finished, he saw the silver haired boy crying.
"You truly are the greatest boss. I'll help you find the womanizer. Last time
I saw him was near the Fairy Tail guild as he was trying to hit on one of
their members. Knowing him, he might keep trying to flirt with different
woman of the guild until he gets a date."
"Okay, let's hurry to the guild."
~Meanwhile~
"Man. I haven't gotten lucky today. I wonder if a pretty lady will go on a
date with me tonight."
Shamal was seen walking down the streets of Magnolia. As he did, he
stopped in place as he saw a single girl pass by him. His eyes widen when
he got a glimpse of her white hair.
"Me? Sure, are you perhaps new here?"
"Yes. You see, I got so lost in your blueberry eyes."
As Shamal was trying to flirt with Mira, the young woman saw Homura and
his friends heading their way. With a smile on her face, Mira looked at Shamal.
"I'm sorry, but i'm really busy. Though I believe there are people here that
are better at giving directions."
"Wait, can I get a kiss goodbye at least!!!!"
"There you are, you sleaze bag!!!"
As Gokudera screamed at Shamal, he threw eight sticks of dynamite at the man. Since Mira already walked away, the only one who got blown up was Shamal. Smoke filled the air as Shamal was slowly getting back up.
"You're the same as ever, Shamal."
"Reborn, is that you?"
"Ciao-su. We actually need your help. You have a new patient waiting for you."
As Reborn said this, Shamal looked towards Homura and Gokudera. He assumed that these two were his patients and he sighed. Soon he quickly turned around and walked away.
"Hate to break it to you, but I don't treat guys."
"You're really willing to let people die for a reason like that?!"
"The hell do you mean by "a reason like that", you brat. There's a huge difference.
"B-but we're not even your patients. So please hel-"
"Not happening."
Homura couldn't believe what Shamal was saying. Just for a reason like that, he would let people die like this. Not only that, he was mad at himself for not putting up more of a fight. Seeing this, Reborn held his gun as he
shot Homura in his head.
"You're dealing with a stubborn boy, Shamal."
"REBORN!!!!!!! I'LL MAKE DR.SHAMAL HELP I-PIN WITH MY DYING WILL!!!!!"
As Homura entered Dying Will Mode, he grabbed Shamal by his head as he ran as fast as he could to his home as he was dragging the man with him. Seeing this, Reborn and Gokudera followed him.
"Oi!!!! Let me g-"
"NOT UNTIL YOU SAVE I-PIN AND FUTA!!!!!!"
"Futa..is he talking about Ranking Futa?"
~Meanwhile~
Bianchi was in Homura's room with Lambo as they were watching I-Pin Futa. While Bianchi was sitting quietly, she was threatening Lambo to stay still since he wanted to draw on their faces with a marker.
"I'm bored!!!! When are Stupid Homura and Reborn getting back here?!"
"Will you shut up alr-"
Before Bianchi could finish her sentence, her and Lambo's eyes widen as they saw a body crash through Homura's window. As the body stood up, he held his head in pain.
"That damn brat has a mean throwing arm."
"So you were in Magnolia all along, huh Shamal."
"BIANCHI-CHAN!!!!! DATE ME, PLE-"
Before Shamal could finish his sentence, Homura jumped through his window as he kicked Shamal into a wall. As this happened, Shamal's face was slammed by the door in Homura's room as Reborn and Gokudera
walked in.
"We made it!!!!"
"You're here, Hayato."
"Sis-"
As Gokudera saw Bianchi, he instantly fell on the floor as he felt his stomach hurting. Meanwhile, the flame on Homura's forehead disappeared as he helped Shamal stand up
"Please. Save I-Pin and Futa. She's too young to die at five-years old, plus Futa carried her all the way here."
"...."
"Shamal. You know how big of an asset Futa is in the world of Mafia."
".....fine. I'll help this I-Pin and Futa. Only because I don't want a young girl
dying on my watch. Plus I wouldn't want Ranking Futa's clients trying to
kill me because I let the employer die."
Homura let a sigh of relief escape from his lips. As Shamal went towards IPin and Futa, he checked their temperature and noticed they were extremely hot. Soon he looked towards Reborn.
"I see. They contracted an abnormal fever due to being overexposed to highly potent magical power. An average mage could counter any contraction of this disease by making their magical power manifest and
spread around their body as a thin layer to protect themselves, but to a normal human this is deadly and incurable. It seems that ranking Futa contracted this disease later than I-Pin so it took awhile before it affected
him to."
"What do we do?!"
"Calm down kid. Listen, I have a body that easily attracts diseases and viruses ever since I was born. I currently have 666 incurable diseases."
As Shamal said this, he reached into his coat as he took out a small box that
contained several capsules. While he took one out, he explained a few details to Homura. Soon Reborn began walking out of Homura's room.
"You seem to have this under control. As for me, I have an important call to
make."
"Okay Reborn. Now where was I? Oh yeah. The reason i'm still alive is because of the cancellation of two opposite illnesses. For instance, by getting a feverish illness and another one that lowers your body temperature at the same time, you'll be able to maintain a normal body temperature.
Now then.....do your thing, Trident Mosquito!!!!"
"Shamal is normally a doctor, but is also a hitman known as "Trident Shamal". His specialty is controlling mosquitos known as Trident Mosquitos that contain 666 incurable diseases to kill enemies."
"Scary."
As Homura learned about Shamal from Bianchi, he saw the Mosquito bite Futa and I-Pin. As this happened, he noticed their faces weren't as red anymore. While this happened, Shamal was walking out of the room.
"There you go. In about a day or two, they should be up and running."
"Thank you, Doctor Shamal!!!!"
"Don't look at me or talk to me like that unless you're a pretty girl. Anyways, i'll be back for you, Bianchi!!!!"
After saying this, Shamal walked out the room as he also grabbed Gokudera and dragged the boy with him. As he was walking out of the house, he looked towards Reborn.
"So...he's going to become Vongola Decimo?"
"That's what i'm training him for."
"He was willing to save those two, despite not knowing their value. He's a wimp, has no signs of talent or luck. He's also easy to intimidate....but if you see potential in him, then it must be true. Well, see ya later old friend. I'm gonna be roaming around Magnolia til I get myself a date."
"You never change, Shamal."
As Shamal smiled, he walked away as he dragged his former student along
with him. While this happened, Reborn looked to the sky as he remembered
the important call he made.
"He was just like No Good Homura in the past. Maybe he'll be a good influence on him."
~Meanwhile~
"Boss. I received some news for you from Reborn."
Romario, the right-hand man to the tenth-generation boss of the 5,000 member family known as the Cavallone Family. As he looked ahead, he saw his boss was laughing.
"I already know, Romario. Reborn told me to stop by over the phone. It looks like I have to visit my little brother."